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Welcome, naive one, to the official Crash Course Website!Why, you ask, do I call you naive? Well, quite simply, I have to assume that you came to this site without a true understanding of what you were getting yourself into (otherwise, you most likely wouldn't be here!). But, being that you have graced us with your presence, we will allow you to make yourself at home (as long as you clean up after yourself!). In order to obtain the full enrichment that the CC Website has to offer you, be sure to check out the nifty features of this site with an open mind, or no mind at all! TTFN!

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