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| Volume 1 Issue 3 All the news that's fit to wrap March 18, 2002 |
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| STANFORD, CALF--Carrots are 68 percent more enjoyable when consumed with ranch dressing according to a recent study conducted by Stanford University. The study was supervised by Dr. Michon Russell. MORE: |
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| Carrots 68 percent more enjoyable with ranch dressing |
| ALBANY, N.Y.--Brian Hawkins, a local man, expressed his delight when his second "major upset" team, Southern Illinois, advanced to the Sweet 16 of the NCAA tounrament. He also has the Kent State Golden Flashes in the final 16. MORE: |
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