Kerensa: the third armpit: eighth wonder of the world
Liz: that was teh best relief ever! next to that one time i peed
Auto Response fom Kalyn: I enjoy getting 3 hours of sleep before an exam. Thank you Chestnut for once again ruining my sleep with a fire alarm at 4:30 am in the pouring rain. I am now going back to bed, where I probably wont wake up until 5 pm with exception of the cleaning lady and mainence worker not doing their job, but instead sitting in my lounge talking, and also having my resident scream at her boyfriend because she cheated on him and she is angry he doesnt trust her. On another note, Rowan University is one big mud puddle, construction is fun, you cannot see my rug...or bed for that matter, and my one leg is longer than the other. But at least its warm outside, three of my classes are done, i font think I failed my self & society test, and I get to hang out with Matt tonight:-D. What an exciting and eventful day. Why can't everyday be like today.
Steph: Thats going on our quotes page...cause its just like 5091823021 mins of my life wasted reading that crap:-) but i still love you so its ok
Heather: i funneled for the first time
Liz: was it gross?
Heather: yeah but it was for a good cause
Blake: thost rhinos seem like they are "equipped"
Blake: but their wogwars are filled with VENUM!!!
Liz: i wanna be a lesbian!
Liz: come sweep me off my feet!
Blake: but im on with my poems this week
Blake: check this out... i wrote this to inspire heather to write her essay
Blake: the whole thing just makes fun of blind people
Blake: Great essays are fun and sweet
Like a dinosaur or an Umpalumpas feet
But some essays are evil and cause much pain,
Like when a blind man stubbles over cutting the apple pie,
And don't write too much for the wheels keep on turning
Like when a blind man is in the kitchen and he doesn't know its burning
CANT YOU SEE! YOUR NOT BLIND
Which means you mean enough to society to not be left behind
So take care of your eyesight and have some fun
Write an essay that's #1!
Blake: not bad eh?
Me: Did i tell you im makin a site of quotes?
Suzy: yeahhhhhhhhhh
Suzy:hows it going?
Me: good, u?
Suzy: hahah the website
Erica: the website?
Suzy: hahah
Suzy: hows the website...not you
Liz: my computer kicked me offfff!
Liz: jerkface asshole cunt of a connection
Suzy: fo shizzle E dog
Stephie: since i dont have a penis...I get stuck with a curfew
Stephie: hahah i should grow one..and be like...ok im nover coming home
Liz: heya! what's up my lovely?!?
Me: not much...u?
Liz: just wokes up and pppppeeeeeedddd
Suzy: people should call you e-money
Suzy: it sounds soooo gangsta
Me: i will take that into consideration
Suzy: werd
Suzy: im an ghwttofied today
Suzy: i think e-money will help your image
Liz: that was teh best relief ever! next to that one time i peed
Suzy: i made you lose your pants
Suzy: i fucking rock
Me: i know
Suzy: that kinda was like a pick up line
Auto response from Lea: erica stop hitting on suz
Suzy: hahah..i just told on you
Suzy: your in trouble now missy
Me: oh no!
Suzy: HAHAHHA
Suzy: look she got so angry she signed off
Liz: and the fact that she was soooo drunk
Liz: but could remember the name of the picasso painting and type it fine
Liz: was awesome and rediculous
Suzy: i was drunk, someonee was talking about cheerleaders, and i was like, i was one, then i was like a i can do a tow touch....instead i did a kick, proceeded to kick myself in the face and fall on my heard, i was seeeing double, a didnt even remember that i fell when i was still lying on the floor