Phil: Shut up about your goddam cement.
Dave: Cement is the vital ingredient to the goddam construction industry.
Imagine a world without cement.
Phil: Wow. I can imagine. You only like cement cos your house is made out of that crappy brick stuff.
Dave: Bricks? What's your house made out of? Candlesticks? You berk.
Phil: Your mother is a berk. When I'm rich I'm gonna buy a cement truck and put all innocent people inside it while I'm driving. I'll be the cement king. People will run to me from far "Oooh cement king take my son away he hasnt got any friends" I'll take him, I'll cement him up real good. He won't know what is going on. "Oooh" he'll cry as hes tumbled around in the cement mixer, tumbled like a cat in a washing machine.
Dave: Man, you should be the demented king.
Phil: Take that back you hooligan. You're just scared. Scared of my truck. I'll run you over like a pelican on a winters day, you bloody mongoose.
Dave: I've had enough of your goddam insubordination. Shut up.
Phil: Want some tea?
Dave: God yes. Get me some now bitch.
Phil: Don't call me a bitch, or I'll slap you so hard you'll be crying like a
monk.
Dave: A monk? What the fuck are you on. Monks don't cry.
Phil: Everybody cries. You dickface. I should smash you up. I WAS IN 'NAM!
Dave: Get off me! You demented fool.
Phil: I'm gonna cement you up reeal good you wanking monkfish.
Dave: Aaaaaah
Phil: Who's the bitch now you son-of-a-bitch?
Tom: According to that it's his mother.
Dave: Piss off Tom, no one likes you.
Phil: YYYYYEEEEEEAAAAAAH
Tom: Suck on this assholes.
Phil: AAAAHHHH CEMENT NOOOOOO
Tom: Muahahhahahahahaha
Dave: I can't believe you cemented him up.
Tom: Don't swear at me or I'll cut you up. Cut you up reeeaaal good, you won't know what's going on.
Dave: I didn't swear, what you chatti.......
AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
Tom: I am the cement king.
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