glossary!!
(for your conveneience)
so if you are here you're probably reading 'being a story written for laura. . .' or 'laura and linz's house.'  you may be wondering about a few of the character's mentioned there-in.
well, this is a pathetic attempt to enlighten you.

the Pop Stars*

jarvis-  (jarvis cocker) lead singer of pulp. stylish genius.  for full description,
click here.

moz-  (morrissey) ex-singer/lyricist for the smiths (and if you don't know who they are you should leave right now).  has a successful solo career.  is known for being depressed and having various plants hanging out of his butt.

brett- (brett anderson) lead singer of suede.  pretty boy.  for full description,
click here.

fluffytop- (brian molko) lead singer of placebo.  utter twat.  for full description,
click here.  (if you want to know why we call him 'fluffytop,' click here.)

belle & sebastian - (belle and sebastian)  band.  cute.  for full description,
click here.
the non-Pop Stars*

rick - ((p)rick)  young one.  complete bastard.  for full description, click here.  (note: in 'being a story written for laura. . . ' this character represents laura.)

vyv - (vyvyan) young one.  complete bastard.  for full description,
click here.  (note: in 'being a story written for laura. . . ' this character represents linz.)

neil - (neil gaiman)  writer.  brilliant, brilliant man.  author of the 'sandman' graphic novels, 'neverwhere,' 'american gods,' and loads of other wonderful books and comics.  for full description,
click here.