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If you don't play Myth: the Fallen Lords on Bungie.Net, try your hardest not to fill this form out...If you don't own Myth, but want to comment on this silly page of ours, be extra-sexy and sign our guestbook. If you send this form in and you don't own Myth, it'll be automatically deleted and you will anger the Powers that Be..the Powers of Poo. Again, membership in The Order of Poop is for people who play Myth only!
Alright, you've gotta be one hell of a poopy guy or gal to be able to join our order. First, send in this little application and the existing members will see if you've got the right poop. Next, you'll be invited to join us in a few games of body count, steal the bacon, or whatever we decide. It'll be fun! If we like your style and you don't suck, you're in. Also, you have to beat at least one of us (That shouldn't be a problem if Poopman's playing)!
Other requirements for being a member of The Order of Poop are:

  • Your damage/kill ratios must be above .65:1
  • Your name must be related to poop in some way. Take our names, for example!
  • You should probably come to any tournaments or scheduled games that The Order of Poop is involved in...you know, being that you're in the order and all...
Uh, I guess I should tell you that we aren't accepting any new members, mainly because the OoP myth division doesn't really exist anymore. We play StarCraft for the most part. When Myth 2 comes out, we'll be goin' wild with that, so check up on us then. For now, this page is up for kicks! Read on and laugh.

What's your current name on bungie.net? (Required):

If you are accepted into the Order of Poop, what would you like your poop-related name to be? (Required):

Gimme your email address. (Required):

What's your age? :

1) How do you like your poop?

Nice 'n chunky!
Just like a log. Very stinky.
I like little pellet poo
Explosive!
Oh baby you know I like that big fat monster poop.
Smell like sh*******t!

2) Should poop sculpting be an accepted art form?

Why yes! That's the most amazing idea I've heard in years! You clever bastard!
...That's the most incredibly ridiculous question I've ever heard. You silly bastard.
I dunno.

3) If you were picked to compete in a pooping contest, who would you choose as your celebrity Pooping Pal?

Craig Kilborn, of course!
Gramps from Ranma1/2!
Mr. T
Posh Spice
Isaac Hayes

4) On average, how many times a week does The Order of Poop's very own Poopman take a dump?

7 times a week; he lets her rip once everyday.
He makes sure to loosen his bowels twice every other day, one in the morning, one in the evening, and occassionally before and after lunchtime.
He holds that stuff in for 6 days and then lets it go all over the place on the 7th day, making it a huge poo party.
That boy squirts poop like nobody's business! He's on the pot constantly every damn day, like he's got a case of the green apple splatters!
He never goes.

5) A ghol, carrying explosive dwarven poop, charges your men. You only have a warrior, an archer, a ghol (which is only at half its health), and a journeyman. What do you do?

Slaughter the thing with your warrior while it lobs the poop at your other men just before it dies, causing them to reek of poop and, ultimately, die.
Send a shaft up its butt with your archer from a safe distance, while hoping you can take it out before it gets to you.
Simply send your ghol at him and watch the two duke it out until yours dies. The enemy ghol is then able to chuck some dookie left behind by an unfortunate dwarf at you.
You pummel the ghol's head into the ground with your journeyman's large shovel. You could also use the poor sap as a shield against the poop bomb, being that he's fat and chunky.

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