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Here's what a bunch of Order of Poop hopefuls answered in the application for membership. Wondering what the right answers were? You'll never know!
Average Age of visitors- 24.9!!! That number was a little bastardized, however, because some fools gave me ages like 99, 69, and 2.
1)How do you like your poop?
- Nice 'n chunky!- 8.3%
- Just like a log. Very stinky.- 20.8%
- I like little pellet poo- 0% (If anyone gives this answer, we're not even considering them for membership!)
- Explosive!- 16.6%
- Oh baby you know I like that big fat monster poop.- 37.5%
- Smell like sh*******t!- 16.6%
2)Should poop sculpting be an accepted art form?
- Yes- 58.3% (I'm surprised more people didn't love this idea!)
- No- 25% (You rascals!)
- I dunno.- 16.6%
3)If you were picked to compete in a pooping contest, who would you choose as your celebrity Pooping Pal?
- Craig Kilborn- 16.6%
- ROMBO!- 16.6%
- Mr. T- 41.6%
- Posh Spice- 20.8%
- Isaac Hayes- 4.1% (What's wrong with you people?! Isaac Hayes is a god!)
4)On average, how many times a week does The Order of Poop's very own Poopman take a dump?
- 7 times a week; he lets her rip once everyday.- 40%
- He makes sure to loosen his bowels twice every other day, one in the morning, one in the evening, and occassionally before and after lunchtime.- 0%
- He holds that stuff in for 6 days and then lets it go all over the place on the 7th day, making it a huge poo party.- 30%
- That boy squirts poop like nobody's business! He's on the pot constantly every damn day, like he's got a case of the green apple splatters!- 30%
- He never goes.- 0%
5)A ghol, carrying explosive dwarven poop, charges your men. You only have a warrior, an archer, a ghol (which is only at half its health), and a journeyman. What do you do?
- Slaughter the thing with your warrior while it lobs the poop at your other men just before it dies, causing them to reek of poop and, ultimately, die.- 20.8% (You dummies!)
- Send a shaft up its butt with your archer from a safe distance, while hoping you can take it out before it gets to you.- 33.3%
- Simply send your ghol at him and watch the two duke it out until yours dies. The enemy ghol is then able to chuck some dookie left behind by an unfortunate dwarf at you.- 4.1% (The only person to give this answer was our very own PooP! What a stupid fella!
- You pummel the ghol's head into the ground with your journeyman's large shovel. You could also use the poor sap as a shield against the poop bomb, being that he's fat and chunky.- 41.6% (If you were smart, you'd pick this one!)
-"The profound inspiration of the great bowl movement of the late 30's."
-"I came across this completely insane sheeeeeeeit, and I thought to myself: 'I love these crazy guys!' So, here I am!!! *Hernt*"
-"POOP RULZ!!!"- Rick
-"This website is just about as stupid as the person that made it."- a guy named Ben. Sorry, Benny boy!
-"I learned dookie is a good thing...I used to believe differently...now I'm a bit more affectionate with my stool sample...believing somehow my turd will bring world *piece*...thank you for showing me the way..."- Optimus Prime
-"Poop, it's not just brown and stinky...it's a way of LIFE. Some poopy for me cha cha cha...Some poopy for YOU!!! Poopy for everybody!!"- Our very own PooP
-"I want to hold a piece of poop, that's all."
-"In the past I've bragged about being able to do a triple-coiler, but no one else was ever impressed."- Instapoop
-"i love poop and when i die i want 2 come back as a big wet stinky pile of sssshhhhhhhhhhhh*********t by talking about fecil matter."- the exact words and spelling of tigger1968@webtv.net.
-"Poop is cool but you went over the line of poop rules." ...And how!!!!!
-"i just decided to type in sh*t and let the sh*t hit the fan some people run and some people stay and get sh*t all over their f***ing fagetasses thank you thank you i should get a emmy."- crimknight@aol.com (We had to clean that one up a bit..)
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