HASH HOUSE HARRIERS 2001
UPCOMING HASHES AND OTHER NEWS
JANUARY 2001 HASHES
FEBRUARY 2001 HASHES
MARCH 2001 HASHES
APRIL 2001 HASHES
MAY 2001 HASHES
FEBRUARY 2002 HASHES
CONTACT THE HARE RAISER
IF YOU WANT TO VOLUNTEER TO HARE FOR AN UPCOMING HASH, OR FOR THE
GOOD OIL ON HOW TO SET A HASH!!
Alkasleazer thought this
appropriate advice for all Hashers:
Problem: Feet cold and wet.
Cause: Glass being held at incorrect angle.
Problem: Feet warm and wet.
Cause: Improper bladder control.
Problem: Beer unusually pale and tasteless.
Cause: Glass empty.
Problem: Opposite wall covered with fluorescent lights.
Cause: You have fallen over backward.
Problem: Mouth contains cigarette butts.
Cause: You have fallen forward.
Problem: Beer tasteless, front of your shirt is wet.
Cause: Mouth not open, or glass applied to wrong part of face.
Problem: Floor blurred.
Cause: You are looking through bottom of empty glass.
Problem: Floor moving.
Cause: You are being carried out.
Problem: Room seems unusually dark.
Cause: Bar has closed.
Problem: Taxi suddenly takes on colorful aspect and textures.
Cause: Beer consumption has exceeded personal limitations.
Problem: Everyone looks up to you and smiles.
Cause: You are dancing on the table.
Problem: Beer is crystal-clear.
Cause: It's water. Somebody is trying to sober you up.
Problem: Hands hurt, nose hurts, mind unusually clear.
Cause: You have been in a fight.
Problem: Don't recognize anyone, don't recognize the room you're in.
Cause: You've wandered into the wrong party.
Problem: Your singing sounds distorted.
Cause: The beer is too weak.
Problem: Don't remember the words to the song.
Cause: Beer is just right.