the
only real religion
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| Posted at
4:56pm...january 09/03 |
The
only REAL religion...yup, you hearded me right, this is
about the only REAL religion...me and mir came up with it, its
better then any other religion, and better then any of your
little cults, like Christianity and/or catholic...you see, me
and mir were talking about how she wanted to be a nun...but
that would suck, so we thought we would make our own
religion...we have yet to really decide on a name..we were
thinking like "erotica's erotic vacation"© o ya, you know you
love it.
so what is our religion you ask? well, its pretty much just
mir driving around in a pickup-monster truck (black with
flames of course) with a biiiig pickup back thingy on it...so
she drives around in it, and in the back is me, and a few
followers helping us throw bibles at children, that's right,
bibles, either flaming bibles, or or bibles with knives in
them, or bibles with leaches on them, or bibles with flaming
knife leaches in them. then there's our mascot, kinda like
Jesus, cept its a reindeer, named erotica, and its
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeally horny...and if you piss us off, or we just
don't like you, you get in the cage...yes there's even a cage.
you see, if we don't like you, there are two things you can
endure. there's
1) the cage: a cage in which we lock you in, and let the
reindeer have its fun. believe me, you rather this.
then there's;
2) the rotisserie grill: mmhmm old style steak house
rotisserie grill...we emply you on a spike and slooowly roast
you untill your nicely fried...
don't EVER really piss us off, cause then you get both...nice
rough sex from exotica, then the grill...ha ha what fun! the
list isn't very long just yet, but then again we really
haven't thought about who should go on it...i have a few
people in mind right now...but i won't say.
we also don't have many followers, but we'll have many soon
once people hear about all the cool stuff we get to do...that
and you get to ride in a monster truck! THROWING BIBLES!
weeeeeeee....
if you can't find a religion good enough for you, and you like
to throw bibles, and random objects at little, helpless,
defenceless school children, you will LOOOOOOOOOVE ours!
enjoyith! |
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