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TRAVIS: Didn't understand a word of that. Sorry.
JONATHAN: Write us again when you can speak English!
TRAVIS: Jonathan! Don't be so harsh.
JONATHAN: Sorry, Atty.
I have hair that is similar to yours. I was wondering what type of hair products you used. Could you help me?
~a curly haired fan
JONATHAN: I didn't realize you had dandruff, Travis.
T: Well, you wouldn't, because I take good care of my hair.
J Well, wait. I kind of notice that you scratch your head alot sometimes. Is that because of dandruff?
T: Well, my head sometimes itches, that's true.
J: Because of your dandruff?
T: Well no ,I told you I wash regularly..
J: So your head just itches sometimes?
T: Doesn't everybody's?
J: I tell you what, mine really itches when I get a sunburn up there!
T:Oh, because it peels!
J: Right , when my head starts to peel I keep scratching and scratching!
T:Well, you know what you should do.
J: What's that?
T:When the sun is out wear a hat.
J: You know, Travis, I tried that but I really don't look good in hats,plus it's hard to find the right size.
T: Well, those caps are adjustable.
J: I really just don't look good in hats though.
T: Well, I guess it's sunscreen for you, Jonathan!
J: Oh, that's right, sunscreen!
You guys are so great! It was wonderful meeting you two at the Starvys, although you did manage to make the rest of the presenters look dull and unprepared.
I just have one problem: you two are so funny that I'm not sure which one I should have a crush on!
-Heartsick (Female) Fan
TRAVIS: Hmm. That is a toughie. Should she have a crush on Jonathan or me?Jonathan, what do you think?
JONATHAN: Well, it depends on what she's into.
TRAVIS: How so?
JONATHAN: You know. Like, if she's into red hair, she should have a crush on you, Travis!
TRAVIS: Ohhh! And if she's into no hair, she should have a crush on you, Jonathan!
JONATHAN: Exactly!
TRAVIS: Now Oscar-nominated director Ron Howard, he's bald AND has red hair.
JONATHAN: That's the best of both worlds!
TRAVIS: So that's who she should like!
JONATHAN: Problem solved! Heartsick (Female) Fan, you should have a crush on Oscar-nominated director Ron Howard!
TRAVIS: Thanks for writing!
JONATHAN: That was fun!
TRAVIS: We're pretty good at this!
I have a big problem. I think I left my hairdryer running and my house is going to burn up!
Sincerely,
Jonathan Shockley
You silly goof!You don't use a hairdryer, you're bald! And you don't sign your own name to your problem, you make up a clever nickname that plays off your problem! Like yours would be Bald In Baltimore or something. You know how to do it, I know you read Dear Abby, I've seen you!
Travis Harm
Okay, okay, I got it, I got it. Listen. My mother-in-law keeps coming over and complaining about the way I like to keep my house clean. She says it isn't clean enough to her liking and she will leave and take her daughter, my wife, with her and I'll really be up the creek then!; Plus, I'm losing the battle of the bulge, in terms of I keep gaining weight HELP!
Sincerely,
Jonathan Shockley
See? This is a lot of fun. I'm glad we decided to do this page! Okay, um, listen. Your mother-in-law is not so bad. She just wants you to clean up your house! That's common sense. So don't head to divorce court, pick up your smelly socks before your mother-in-law picks up your wife and heads for the hills. As for your weight gain, I say: Miracle diets, shmiracle diets. Eat less, exercise more. Case closed.
When you say mother-in-law, I keep thinking of Endora from Bewitched. Isn't that funny?
Travis Harmon
I love Bewitched! I justsaw the one where they conjured up Benjamin Franklin. That one was educational and entertaining, because I really learned a lot about witchcraft.
Sometimes I wish I was married. I mean, I should be so lucky to have these problems. But I'll find Ms. Right someday. And don't worry, you will too!
Oh, and I forgot to give myself a nickname last time, so sign me:
BALDY IN BALTIMORE
Okay! Talk to you later!
Travis
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