straight talkin'
Colonics are NOT about losing weight. They can help, yes - but please don't come
thinking it's a quick fix (and don't fill up on steak or donuts the night before thinking I'll get rid of them - that's not the way it works). The better you prepare for a treatment the more alkaline your body & the more willing it will be to release the old waste.

I can advise a pre bikini, wedding or  Ramadam cleansing diet, or post-holiday, general detox, raw food transition or fasting program. The level to which you want to take it is up to you.

They are NOT about relieving just constipation. The minute your colon is empty it starts to fill again with backed up waste from the lymph system, blood deposits & liver -
there is always more & just because you think you are regular is doesn't mean you don't need some detoxing!! We are clogged & congested on a cellular level - people are carrying too much weight, suffer from 'diseases' that didn't exist 100 years ago & rarely die of old age.
m a y b e   i t ' s   t i m e   t o   r e t h i n k.
big time.

Ideally you'll leave after your first treatment feeling lighter & cleaner & less inclined to eat rubbish. Hence you'll start feeling more energetic & the hip-fat might start to slide. Then the hard work is put in by you - I'm only with you for an hour & after that's it's your choices that count.

Please, please read some books & expand your understanding of your body - how it works & how you've been feeling less than brilliant because of societies 'normal behaviours'... our food, drink & drug (legal & otherwise!) consumption effects every aspect of our lives. Expecting to feel good while eating kfc & m&s frozen dinners, washed down with coke, beer & rennies will only result in disappointment...

Your mood, energy, elimination, digestion, hormone & brain function respond dramatically to stimulatants (sugar, caffeine, alcohol), the hormones & fats of other animals, pesticides & air pollution. By starting to rethink the 'convenient' world you live in, you can make wiser choices about what goes in your mouth, on your skin & into your lungs.....

The intention of this is not to scare you off - I hope you'll be excited about the new project of 'health & vitality' awaiting you.  Rather than thinking about all the things you'll be missing out on, focus rather on how great you're going to feel & believe it or not, over time, your palette will change & you'll begin to enjoy new foods.

yippeee

ps. buy organic,
e a t   l i g h t,   f r e s h   &   c r u n c h y

pss. you are in the right time & place for you right now - so if you really like the way you feel & have no wish to make any changes that's ok too - we can talk about movies or 'the bill' or michael moore or whatever....

i don't  take bookings - go to 'bookings' for reception & directions
i'll email you a form to fill out ahead of your appointment if you ask....
This equipment is not necessary for a standard colonic