A page for The Nick's writings!
 

   There are quite a few things I have strong opinions about.  Therefore, you should know them.

   I'm a genius.  I know everything.  What I say is right.  Feel free to email me if you disagree.  Reading my writings will make you a better person.  You'll be more popular if you think like The Nick.  The Nick is great.  Everything will be better if you agree with The Nick and read this page... often, if necessary.

  If nothing else, you might laugh.

   Disclaimer: anything on this page may or may not be true, may or may not be influenced by actual events, and may or may not be a fair and even judgment of people/actions expressed within.  It WILL be funny, though.

   Another Disclaimer: anything I say on this page is for humorous purposes.  Don't take it personally.  If you do not like this page, feel free to close it and never come back.
 
 
 

   "Ryan, my dear friend, please kindly remove your finger from that trigger and contemplate exactly how much ammunition you're  using."

   "To the wonderful people at StarKingdoms.com... did you even think about the logic behind your game?"

   "Ryan and Charlie........ please take these considerations to heart.  I (and countless little girls) will appreciate."

   "Fools.  There are good ways and bad ways to ask me to change stuff on my webpage.  Do the good stuff.  The bad stuff just wastes all of our times."

   The things I love about AOL.

   Liars, beware.

   The Horror that is Maryland.

   Coming soon... more rants by Nick!
 

   Want a second opinion?  Try the new Guest Articles page.  It's for anyone who writes something for The Nick who isn't The Nick.