THE JAM FACTORY


In the worlds before Monkey, Primal Chaos reigned.
Heaven sought order, but the phoenix can fly only when its feathers are grown.
The four worlds formed again and yet again, as endless aeons wheeled and passed.
Time and the pure essences of heaven, the moisture of the Earth, the powers of the sun and the moon,
all worked upon a certain rock, old as creation, and it became magically fertile.
That first egg was named 'Thought'.
Tathagata Buddha, the Father Buddha, said,
"With our thoughts, we make the world."
Elemental forces caused the egg to hatch.
From it came a stone monkey.
The nature of Monkey was... IRREPRESSIBLE!

MONKEY!


The best of the New World Order

DURPS Character Backgrounds (and other things)

Victory is mine

Darth Vader's Plan

Marcus's response

My response to his response

His response to my response to his response

My response to his response to my response to his response

NOT: Darth Vader's Plan. something else.

Don't make him angry, or upset him in any way...

Atomic Kitten?

Some Mad Stuff

A Narrow Escape From the Darwin Awards

The Duncan Campbell Downfall Drinking Challenge

Duncan's Guide to Sofas, Chairs and Floors

Rejected Titles

Links


A hundred days a second

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