THE JAM FACTORY
In the worlds before Monkey, Primal Chaos reigned.
Heaven sought order, but the phoenix can fly only when its feathers are grown.
The four worlds formed again and yet again, as endless aeons wheeled and passed.
Time and the pure essences of heaven, the moisture of the Earth, the powers of the sun and the moon,
all worked upon a certain rock, old as creation, and it became magically fertile.
That first egg was named 'Thought'.
Tathagata Buddha, the Father Buddha, said,
"With our thoughts, we make the world."
Elemental forces caused the egg to hatch.
From it came a stone monkey.
The nature of Monkey was... IRREPRESSIBLE!
DURPS Character Backgrounds (and other things)
Victory is mine
Darth Vader's Plan
My response to his response
His response to my response to his response
My response to his response to my response to his response
NOT: Darth Vader's Plan. something else.
Don't make him angry, or upset him in any way...
Some Mad Stuff
A Narrow Escape From the Darwin Awards
The Duncan Campbell Downfall Drinking Challenge
Duncan's Guide to Sofas, Chairs and Floors