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| There is a reason that he remains the symbol of our crappy movie rating system. In the crappy movie world, Keanu is a god among mortals. He is the Shakespeare of the acting world, an icon that all lesser actors strive to emulate. We salute you, Sir Keanu. |
| Meet them, and feel humbled in their presence. |
| Corbin really gives his all in each and every crappy movie. You can really tell this is true because he has been in so many and yet he keeps on striving to better himself. I really don't believe he does it for the money; he simply does it to make this world a better place. |
| Where do I begin? Gary Busey is the coke-addicted, bipolar, mildly retarded father that I never had. I have learned so many lessons from him, which is probably why I now have a learning disorder. GingerDead Man |
| Who says rappers can't act? Who said it?! Show yourself! You should all be ashamed for naysaying the untapped genius of the all-powerful Coolio. He has rapped his way into our brains. Now he will act his way into our hearts. Pterodactyl |
| Tim Busfield, with his carrot-top good looks and boyish charm, continues to mesmorize the crappy movie community. Here and now, we give a a moment of silence for what his career could have been like had he decided to act in "good" movies. Trucks |
| How could you not be cool with a name like Casper? Little is known of this elusive actor, but history books show that he defeated Nazi Germany singlehandedly with only a pocketknife and his dapper good looks. He also invented the Slinky, providing hours of fun for people young and old. |
| Legend has it that Dean was not born; rather he was carved from a single piece of marble and sculpted to perfection. His radiant smile and undeniable charm prove to the world that there is a God, and his name is Dean Cain. |
| Stanley runs the gauntlet with his movies, boasting a diverse acting career. He has dazzled audiences of all races and creeds with cinematic masterpieces like Monkey Shines and Jury Duty (co-starring the illustrious Pauly Shore) to the heartwarming movie Maid in Manhhattan. Good old Stanley. Monkey Shines |
| No list would be complete without Soleil Moon Frye, most commonly known as Punky Brewster. Because I am a man, I never watched the show so I don't know that much about it. OK, I lied, I saw a couple episodes with my sister. Alright, dammit, I watched every show religiously and even taped them to watch them later while crying myself to sleep with my security blanket. Are you happy now? Piranha |
| Keanu Reeves |
| Corbin Bernsen |
| Gary Busey |
| Coolio |
| Timothy Busfield |
| Casper Van Dien |
| Dean Cain |
| Stanley Tucci |
| Punky Brewster |