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When talking to a Channel 4 reporter about the Flycatcher at Longstones, Scilly in October 1995: 'Well in my opinion the bird is at least 85% Collared Flycatcher but I can't be 100% sure' When offering lifts on the pager: 'lift offered Bucks to ...... leaving now but never' 'I'm a legend in my own lifetime' 'Christ, you still need that! I strongly advise that you come with me on my next Scottish tour' 'What's the Grim Reaper?' 'I saw 41 Yellow-browed Warblers, 22 Arctic Redpolls, 10 White-winged Black Terns, 14 Barred Warblers and 24 Wrynecks in my record breaking year list'. It's true - just take a look in the definitive magazine for rare bird enthusiasts! 'On consultation with the UK400 Club Advisory committee..... a unanimous majority has decided that....' 'I'm judge and jury' 'He thinks he's some expert, he knows nothing about the birds even though he's written a book on them' 'Well obviously he claims that some taxi driver showed him the Ivory Gull - it was 100 miles away the next day' 'I'm going for the Yellow-browed Warbler tomorrow, do you want to accompany me?' 'What the bloody hell is that... I can only eat special food or chips' |