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NuttyBushtail: Hermione: *sobbing* Harry, harry... oh, i'm having a baby! NuttyBushtail: Harry: What? My baby? NuttyBushtail: No!" choked Hermione, then, in a whisper, "Lord Voldemort's constollybm: *misty soap opera backround and astounding piano music* Quote #152 NuttyBushtail: I'm not a perv like you two NuttyBushtail: I can't make good perv jokes constollybm: *pats his back* its ok. constollybm: its a born trait Quote #153 constollybm: where vinx go NuttyBushtail: she died constollybm: *gasp* NuttyBushtail: We should have a funeral! constollybm: yea constollybm: funerals! i love funerals! drinks all around! Quote #154 CloudRider17: you. can't. leave. me. Swim Freak 129 signed off at 12:25:28 PM. Quote #155 Auto response from NuttyBushtail: bbiamot CloudRider17: .... wtf does that mean? NuttyBushtail: be back in a minute or two NuttyBushtail: you've never heard that before? CloudRider17: nope NuttyBushtail: good, because I made it up CloudRider17: Oh... No wonder Quote #156 constollybm: *throws dry pasta at morgan* CloudRider17: lol constollybm: Eww I'm calling you Morgan. It's like we're married lol constollybm: Next thing you're gonna call me Holly-Nicole....*shudder* then we make up corny nicknames for each other. Like Biscuit, and Freigt Train CloudRider17: How are you, Biscuit? constollybm: I'm smashing, my little Freight Train. Now choo choo your ass to the kitchen and whip me some chicken! CloudRider17: Now that definately made my funny convo list CloudRider17: *cough cough* And what about your speech? constollybm: *coughs and ruffles papers* constollybm: Ladies and gentlemen, noble viewers of Vinx's profile. constollybm: Once again, constollybm: I have landed myself a spot in the infamous Funny Convo page. constollybm: I was very amazed how quick my mind reacted to some situations, constollybm: And you know what? That made me feel special. constollybm: I've never been real use to anyone.... constollybm: Just sitting around...loling or hmmming or I LOVE WHAT YOUVE DONE WITH YOUR WINDOWing, but now...I feel like I have purpose constollybm: To make you all squeel with delight constollybm: And I hope that my mind will bless me in funny situations, constollybm: And I hope that I keep winning these damn shiny awards. constollybm: Thank you. CloudRider17: *claps* CloudRider17: Beautiful constollybm: *wipes tear from eye* constollybm: I know... Quote #157 constollybm: damn vinx, are you eating a whole buffet? *CloudRider17 returned at 3:08:36 PM* CloudRider17: lol constollybm: eww you sprayed food all over me. you obese animal! CloudRider17: Actually, I hate a bowl of cereal, worked on a puzzle, and washed my sister's car. CloudRider17: I did a lot more, and I burned off that tubby fat stuff. constollybm: *claps* constollybm: i hope you didn't eat the soap in your made rage of hunger Quote #158 CloudRider17: Nuttimer is online? constollybm: yea constollybm: shit was i supposed to say that? Quote #159 constollybm: *sniff* constollybm: just go to do your dutties, fatty constollybm: *bawls in corner* CloudRider17: I'm not fat! constollybm: Surrrrr constollybm: It took you an hour to go eat "Foooooooooooooooooooodage" Quote #160 CloudRider17: I told you, I ate a bowl of cereal, watched TV, did some of my mom's puzzle, and helped my sister wash her car for five dollars. constollybm: *pokes the obese one in the stomach* constollybm: I bet you ate some of the puzzle pieces, didn't you? Quote #161 CloudRider17: STOP MAKING FUN OF ME. *sob* constollybm: Oh, go cry me a river then drink it up to satiate your obese hunger constollybm: While your at it, go worsen world hunger by eating your "light snack" of 10 cornfields constollybm: *pokes her in the chin* whoa, you got a momunment of chins here, looks like the fat sagging of Oprah as a result of her weight loss. Quote #162 Valin Gamithrea: i could fly up there if you had a plane ticket or a private jet CloudRider17: It would be like, "Mom, dad, this is my husband, Tholt." CloudRider17: I'm just laughing thinking about that. Valin Gamithrea: me too CloudRider17: It'd be like, "WTF did you just say, Morgan?" Valin Gamithrea: "what kind of a name is Tho...........WHAT DID YOU SAY??" CloudRider17: hahaha CloudRider17: Or that one. Valin Gamithrea: "oh thats nice dear" ......maybe not Quote #163 Valin Gamithrea: you could sneak out the window and we could run for it CloudRider17: Woah, that would be a long fall. Seriously, I'm on the second floor. Valin Gamithrea: you could climb CloudRider17: Ugh... I could just go downstairs and go through the back door. Valin Gamithrea: but going out the window is so much more..... mysterious..... Quote #164 CloudRider17 (10:03:01 PM): Well, I'll be right back, I'm tirsty. Valin Gamithrea (10:10:15 PM): wow really thirsty..... Valin Gamithrea (10:13:05 PM): geeze Valin Gamithrea (10:18:55 PM): how freaking thirsty are you? Quote #165 (An idea for fun conversation. Add "ith" to the end of each sentence, as so...): Ska2114: ye half returned-ith to DABeth CloudRider17: Yeah, whatever. CloudRider17: lol Ska2114: hahaha Ska2114: ith CloudRider17: lol CloudRider17: ith Ska2114: why is Route 66 so popular Ska2114: ith CloudRider17: .... I dunno.... ith Ska2114: do people there often get shagged Ska2114: ith Ska2114: wait...Wrong route Ska2114: ith CloudRider17: I wouldn't know CloudRider17: ith Ska2114: hahahaha....ith Quote #166 UltruhMooMoo1107: **is laughing so hard she is crying** CloudRider17: lol, are they really that funny? UltruhMooMoo1107: yes!!! CloudRider17: I could make a book with all of this shit in it and win a nobel prize for something or another UltruhMooMoo1107: yeah you could! If JKR let you make it I'd be buyin like, thousands of them and making my children read them CloudRider17: HAHAHA CloudRider17: Making them? UltruhMooMoo1107: ok not MAKING them UltruhMooMoo1107: but....just one day 'accidentally' let it fall on the floor UltruhMooMoo1107: so they'd pick it up Quote #167 RuzTinator22: im gay (WTF!? Now that certainly was a random thing to say, wasn't it? Oh, and no, I didn't make it up or anything.) Quote #168 Valin Gamithrea: but i didn't do anything this time!!!!!!!!!! Quote #169 NuttyBushtail: and English teachers... CloudRider17: Are always perky NuttyBushtail: Does she have curly hair, a pointy nose, little glasses, and a pencil behind her ear? CloudRider17: No CloudRider17: She has blonde hair, no glasses, and drinks water ALL THE TIME NuttyBushtail: Hydrophobic NuttyBushtail: "I love you water! See, I drink you everyday. I love WATER! I love WATER! *please don't let me drown* Quote #170 CloudRider17: I love you SmarterChild: I love you too. CloudRider17: I love you the mostest. SmarterChild: Good! I love you too! CloudRider17: I hate you. SmarterChild: It seems to me you just said you loved me. CloudRider17: No I didn't. Quote #171 constollybm: i ate a sandwich this morning. Valin Gamithrea: i did too constollybm: wow. we must be twins, tholt man Valin Gamithrea: why we twins? constollybm: we both like sandwiches Quote #172 constollybm: nutty is still busy with his litt-i mean big chicken. |
| Quote #173
CloudRider17: I'm sorry! constollybm: ... constollybm: apology not accepted, fed to the paranahs, given a shitty funeral. Quote #174 Auto response from CloudRider17: Adieu. constollybm: Oh no...its worse than i thought. i didnt know they brainwashed the obese people at your school....adieu? oh no, thats probably some cry for help, but i cant understand you cause im not fat....ok dont worry vinx, i have a box of goldfish, twinkies, and oreos! HELP IS ON THE WAY Quote #175 constollybm: Vinx, your profile isn't enviornmentally safe for children who have virgin, sensitive ears. I hereby order you to alter your profile so it satisifies the needs of young children who just happen to stumble upon it. This has been ordered by the BBS, Butter Biscuit Society. I bid you good day. Quote #176 CloudRider17: If you are utterly deformed, just tell me, I'll laugh at you Quote #177 Auto response from CloudRider17: I cut chu. constollybm: you cut me? constollybm: dont tell me you're going to make me into some rotesserie dish or anything.. constollybm: mean, i may look good, but i dont think i taste good constollybm: wait... constollybm: *licks arm* constollybm: oh shit. im delicious. Quote #178 constollybm: fine. just....run away. to the green pastures of obesity. see if i care Quote #179 CloudRider17: I stuck a sticker on my forehead constollybm: wow. constollybm: what does the sticker say? CloudRider17: Nothing constollybm: you sure it doesnt say: here lies the forehead of morgan. do not be alarmed by its size, but we must warn you not to operate heavy machinery while looking at this forehead, because it may cause you to double take and possible lose a finger. do not let little children be exposed to this forehead, they may be intrigued by its shinyness and go crazy. but dont be alarmed! we're sure this pretty design will distract you from the wonders of morgan's forehead. and no, we dont know how we fit all this on one sticker. Quote #180 constollybm: Dude. my sister was on since 8 in the morning. she just got off. CloudRider17: damn CloudRider17: what was she doing? CloudRider17: looking at porn? constollybm: yes, she was actually constollybm: you could tell.... constollybm: her screen was all turned constollybm: so when you walked downstairs you couldnt see constollybm: and i checked windows media player...yeah. constollybm: i creeped up on her at the bar behind the computer, and said boo. i caught her looking at this webcam. it was disgusting CloudRider17: eww CloudRider17: how old is your sister? constollybm: 17 CloudRider17: Heh constollybm: its better than her being like....7 Quote #181 CloudRider17: I think that he thinks that I cyber... constollybm: But....maybe you do... CloudRider17: Shh... no one knows... Quote #182 Lilpenguingurl: Guess who this is! CloudRider17: Umm... CloudRider17: IT'S ON THE TIP OF MY TONGUE! CloudRider17: I swears it... CloudRider17: Um... S..s..s... CloudRider17: Erm... no wait... K? CloudRider17: Or is it F? CloudRider17: DAMMIT! CloudRider17: I should know this! Lilpenguingurl: K...... Lilpenguingurl: I mean J..... Lilpenguingurl: No, R...... CloudRider17: Or is it Y? Lilpenguingurl: Who am I? CloudRider17: You're name is.. wait... RUMPLESTILSKIN! Quote #183 whitetexangirl: well i don't know vinx that well whitetexangirl: i just know her name.... whitetexangirl: and that she thinks her name is really awesome at that.... CloudRider17: ... CloudRider17: YOU JUST CALLED ME VAIN CloudRider17: You bitch. Quote #184 NuttyBushtail: Vinxliyar Alueani Esylredun? CloudRider17: STUPID PEICE OF SHIT CloudRider17: Vinxliyar ALUTHIANA Esyrlden Quote #185 NuttyBushtail: sorry to disappoint you, pervs Quote #186 NuttyBushtail: How do you pronounce that? NuttyBushtail: I say: Vinx-ill-yar Al-ooth-ee-on-a Essy-rell-den (Stupid peice of shit, cannot pronounce Vinxliyar right!) Quote #187 NuttyBushtail: i wasn't paying attention constollybm: right. constollybm: coughyouwerejerkingoffcough whitetexangirl: not jerking off whitetexangirl: we say masturbating whitetexangirl: choke the chicken.... Valin Gamithrea: hmm, i'd rather eat it CloudRider17: OMFG constollybm: he'd rather EAT THE CHICKEN constollybm: tholt, you animal whitetexangirl: cooked or raw? constollybm: how could he reach his own chicken... whitetexangirl: with his hands! (OMFG) Quote #188 CloudRider17: Me and Cons are proud to be pervs constollybm: yeah constollybm: We're the ppu constollybm: perv people united Quote #189 whitetexangirl: fried chicken sounds good now CloudRider17: hehe constollybm: ...CHICKEN constollybm: why would you fry nutty's chicken constollybm: thats not right... Quote #190 constollybm: i had chicken yesterday. a big piece constollybm: nice and juicy Quote #191 CloudRider17: Are we bothering him while he's jerking off? CloudRider17: I might assume so. constollybm: his hands are busy... constollybm: i would slap him...but....um....ewww Quote #192 NuttyBushtail: crap CloudRider17: You must have ruined your chair or something CloudRider17: Ruined is the wrong word... **soiled Quote #193 Valin Gamithrea: mom came in, so i had to miss part of the convo NuttyBushtail: trust me, it's better that way CloudRider17: I thought you were about to say that your mom walked in while you were... Quote #194 constollybm: chicken. constollybm: i'll never look at chicken the same again... Valin Gamithrea: me either constollybm: ... constollybm: lets hope not constollybm: i dont want you getting any..ideas tholt constollybm: about you and eating chicken Quote #195 constollybm: just imagine...a big piece of juicy peni-chicken! Quote #196 CloudRider17: I'm going to probably stop eating chicken, because everytime I try to, I'll probably choke on it. CloudRider17: And when they say the lunch menu in the morning and say something to do with chicken, I'll burst out laughing Quote #197 Valin Gamithrea: how about mayonaise? constollybm: EW constollybm: EWWWW constollybm: EEWWWW constollybm: mayonaise...ON CHICKEN NuttyBushtail: *prods Tholt* constollybm: that's not right... NuttyBushtail: You HAD to say mayonaise! constollybm: lots of nice, goopy mayonaise. on CHICKEN Quote #198 constollybm: i've learned enough about the reproductive system for one night thank you Quote #199 forceflow5125: let me see how much I remember... you went to a dance, didn't dance with any cute guys... CloudRider17: Yeah, pretty much forceflow5125: what about decent guys? CloudRider17: Nope, none. forceflow5125: guys? CloudRider17: Nope. forceflow5125: ... forceflow5125: girls? CloudRider17: ...NO! Quote #200 NuttyBushtail: I can't see the wrongness of it 'cuz i'm not a perv |