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NuttyBushtail: Constolly... NuttyBushtail: You're not my daughter anymore NuttyBushtail: I'm gonna have to put you up for adoption Quote #202 CloudRider17: two buns? MEClark21491: no, three CloudRider17: Three? constollybm: 3?!?! constollybm: omg CloudRider17: That is one retarded ass MEClark21491: yes, three! MEClark21491: three is a good number! constollybm: but... constollybm: 3 cheeks is just nasty Valin Gamithrea: then you would need two holes Quote #203 NuttyBushtail: Man, when I first met Cons, she was quiet, considerate, and kind of shy. MEClark21491: wow. . . that was your first impression of Cons? NuttyBushtail: yes MEClark21491: how could you ever think that? Quote #204 constollybm: i met snow like constollybm: i dunno constollybm: i thought he was a girl constollybm: and still do......jk Quote #205 NuttyBushtail: go Nutty, go Nutty! constollybm: yeah. go nutty. OUT THE DOOR Quote #206 constollybm: is there a well around here? NuttyBushtail: yeah NuttyBushtail: *brainwave* NuttyBushtail: I should chuck my daughter in a well! constollybm: I HATE YOU NuttyBushtail: It'd be a lot more inexpensive then adoption constollybm: its like the ring constollybm: chuck me into the well NuttyBushtail: Tabatha constollybm: and i go around prank calling people NuttyBushtail: But I'll be sure to videotape me drowning you and some other funky things so i can show it to Vinx later Quote #207 NuttyBushtail: I don't want to spend the rest of forever in a world inhabited by Cons, Vinx, and Zie NuttyBushtail: C'mon Tholt, lets go die Quote #208 constollybm: i need entertainment constollybm: tholt! do carthweels naked. Quote #209 CloudRider17: I went to a team building thing CloudRider17: And we were going in order by shoesize CloudRider17: And... CloudRider17: It was all in order CloudRider17: Until it reached me CloudRider17: It was all like "thirteen" and I went "eight an a half." and everyone laughed CloudRider17: And I said that I screwed it up CloudRider17: It's not my fault those girls weren't in order and then told me it was the 8s Quote #210 constollybm: i like my duck. constollybm: did you know how close i was to making that a typo Quote #211 MEClark21491: weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee constollybm: d MEClark21491: 30258304 points to Constolly! Quote #212 constollybm: wow..that felt good Valin Gamithrea: are you playing with bananas again? Quote #213 MEClark21491: someone explain to me wot is happening CloudRider17: We are being perverted Quote #214 CloudRider17: stupid MEClark21491: :'( MEClark21491: I'm so sad! MEClark21491: Vinx called me stupid! Quote #215 Valin Gamithrea: she says it so much she doesn't remember Quote #216 constollybm: only me and you are talking constollybm: and tholt must be off somewhere fiddling with his chicken Quote #217 constollybm: what the Valin Gamithrea: fudge? constollybm: no tholt constollybm: cranberry constollybm: geez! Quote #218 Valin Gamithrea: ............... constollybm: ugh constollybm: *stabs the dots* Valin Gamithrea: cannot kill sexy dots!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote #219 MEClark21491: Tholt, you are a perv with a twisted mind Valin Gamithrea: i am not!!! Valin Gamithrea: well no more than anyone else in here MEClark21491: I'm not perverted! MEClark21491: I wasn't the one going on about the chickens! MEClark21491: I stayed out of the whole thing! MEClark21491: I'm completely unperverted! Valin Gamithrea: okay, no more than vinx and cons constollybm: he's right on that one Quote #220 constollybm: do i detect a mushy wife husband moment? CloudRider17: No CloudRider17: Not in here. constollybm: good. CloudRider17: We're going to do this all someplace else CloudRider17: and it's not going to be mushy constollybm: *shields eyes* CloudRider17: Not mushy CloudRider17: You know what that means CloudRider17: A quickie before beddie. constollybm: OMG constollybm: just make sure it's like a lot of redwall deaths: quick and clean CloudRider17: Clean? CloudRider17: I don't think so. CloudRider17: What do you think I'm talking about? (HUGE joke... not real... I'm serious...) Quote #221 CloudRider17: I'm not sure how... but I have this big scratch right under my chest. Valin Gamithrea: .....i haven't seen it...... CloudRider17: YOU DIDN'T NOTICE LAST NIGHT? constollybm: ........................ Valin Gamithrea: no, wasn't looking under there Quote #222 CloudRider17: Why are you in here Zie if you can't take pervereted jokes? CloudRider17: That's all we do. Quote #223 Valin Gamithrea: they have chicken constollybm: WHAT CHANNEL Quote #224 CloudRider17: You're being perverted with other guys... Valin Gamithrea: no!! constollybm: YES YOU ARE constollybm: YES YOU ARRRREEE CloudRider17: With other ugly men. Valin Gamithrea: only wit vinx CloudRider17: MEANIE! CloudRider17: You called me an ugly man! MEClark21491: Tholt does things with other men. . . |
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CloudRider17: Me and Constolly got Tholty to be perverted. constollybm: YAY constollybm: we recruited someone Quote #226 CloudRider17: *Huggles tholty* MEClark21491: ewww. . .you're hugging a gay man, Vinx! CloudRider17: Hey, I know he's not gay CloudRider17: *wink* MEClark21491: well, maybe he's not gay, but he plays with other mens chickens Quote #227 MEClark21491: Tholty is being silent, he doesn't want to admit the things he does constollybm: he's fiddling with his chicken Quote #228 constollybm: A single perv is better then a taken one Quote #229 MEClark21491: I'm single! CloudRider17: If you say so MEClark21491: oh no you don't! MEClark21491: don't you go suggesting things about me! CloudRider17: Oh, are you afraid? MEClark21491: I mean, I'm not the one who's married to a guy who plays with other guys chickens Quote #230 CloudRider17: Last year someone put in a question that said "What does a vagina look like?" CloudRider17: And the sex ed teacher tried to draw it on the board. CloudRider17: It was so wrong... Quote #231 constollybm: or you saying i dont get any chicken? MEClark21491: are men supposed to get chickens? Quote #232 CloudRider17: I remember my first Sex Ed class constollybm: me too CloudRider17: I was in fifth grade and the lady was like CloudRider17: "Now don't worry, if you're sixteen and everyone in class is wearing a bra except for you, you're still normal" CloudRider17: I raised my hand and went "Do the boys wear bras too?" constollybm: this one girl thought your period came out of your arm....OK YES WE'RE DONE CloudRider17: The whole class laughed at me. Quote #233 CloudRider17: I gots ta go sleepie pie again Valin Gamithrea: no you don't CloudRider17: Aww CloudRider17: Do we have to do it again? Valin Gamithrea: i wasn't meaning that but... Quote #234 CloudRider17: Lalala, I must go off to fluffy cloud land. Where I shall sleep forever and ever, which will be approximently 7 hours or so. Quote #235 NuttyBushtail: but there's only, like, 2 girls in lotr NuttyBushtail: legolas and arwen Quote #236 constollybm: *does a handstand* Daddy, look@ constollybm: *eats the @* NuttyBushtail: Wow NuttyBushtail: I'm impressed NuttyBushtail: But *whap* constollybm: *cries* constollybm: Child abuser! NuttyBushtail: Don't eat computer symbols, you didn't eat your dinner constollybm: *rubs bottom* Hmph. Fine. It's not like you can cook... NuttyBushtail: I didn't whap you on the bottom NuttyBushtail: I whapped you on the back of your head Quote #237 constollybm: Vonx, don't go all ....... on us ok? *Ten Minutes later* NuttyBushtail: Vinx went ..... on us Quote #238 constollybm: Two words; NuttyBushtail: Krispy Kreme? constollybm: Complete idiot Quote #239 constollybm: I HATE YOU constollybm: *cries* NuttyBushtail: *gives her ten bucks* constollybm: I love you father! NuttyBushtail: yay constollybm: *buys a jigsaw puzzle* NuttyBushtail: . . . NuttyBushtail: I was thinking a cell phone or something NuttyBushtail: but if that's what makes you happy constollybm: A cell phone? 10 bucks? constollybm: Daddy, you're crazy Quote #240 NuttyBushtail: Vinx's mouth is finally moving but I can't understand a word she's saying Quote #241 CloudRider17: Imitating? CloudRider17: Those bastards. Quote #242 constollybm: I remember at camp I lit our tent on fire with a marshmallow constollybm: It was great... Quote #243 CloudRider17: lyk tat is so coolll!!!!1!1 constollybm: *slaps vinx* quiet, you NuttyBushtail: OMG UR LIEK BURN DOWN MARSHMELLOW LOLOZPLZ U R BURN DOWN TETN WIT FIRE MARSHMELLO1337 constollybm: Daddy. Please. Quote #244 constollybm: *thinks* Oh my goodness, my father is a retard. I hope it isn't heriditary.... Quote #245 CloudRider17: I looked up savvy in the dictionary today. CloudRider17: I was s'posed to. CloudRider17: Savvy means... UNDERSTAND CloudRider17: No wait. CloudRider17: I dunno what it means CloudRider17: it didn't really say CloudRider17: Something about intellectual conversation or intelligent. CloudRider17: I forget. Quote #246 CloudRider17: YOU SMAK DEM REEL HARD!!1!1! Quote #247 constollybm: *gives Vinx a muffin* CloudRider17: YAY! muffin. CloudRider17: *swallows muffin whole* constollybm: Vinx, please. *hands her some milk* Quote #248 CloudRider17: Dammit, where the hell did this hyperness come from? constollybm: Nutty, why did you get her to talk again? constollybm: *strangles him* CloudRider17: hehehe CloudRider17: I make conversation interesting. Quote #249 NuttyBushtail: you fight and kill people you hate NuttyBushtail: with pillows constollybm: How can you kill someone...with a pillow... Quote #250 CloudRider17: I'll use my pillow that has a hole in it. NuttyBushtail: I'll use my pillow without a hole constollybm: ill fill my pillow with bricks |