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Quote #301
CloudRider17: Snow, I have a confession
Snowrudder: Wot?
CloudRider17: You know that time you were really drunk?
Snowrudder: Umm...sorta....
CloudRider17: We had a Britney spears wedding.
Snowrudder: I was drunk.
Snowrudder: Yeah..
Snowrudder: I remember that one...
CloudRider17: You do?
Snowrudder: You and Tholt.

Quote #302
CloudRider17: Who careS?
CloudRider17: I'm the boss around here.
CloudRider17: So, I rule all
CloudRider17: Even if Nuttimer started the chat.

Quote #303
NuttyBushtail: I'm tiiiiiiiired and wrathy
CloudRider17: Uh oh, it's that time of the month for Nuttimer.

Quote #304
NuttyBushtail: mine is.........
CloudRider17: OO, SEXY DOTS
CloudRider17: I like that screen name.

Quote #305
CloudRider17: I'm so fucking slow today.
CloudRider17: And Nuttimer is so fruity in the booty.

Quote #306
CloudRider17: I don't have to be grateful.
CloudRider17: I'm not related to you
NuttyBushtail: there's reason to be grateful, you're not related to me
CloudRider17: Oh right
CloudRider17: I'll go thank your parents.

Quote #307
CloudRider17: What does a piece of celery do when it's angry?
NuttyBushtail: stalk?
CloudRider17: ...
CloudRider17: Meh
CloudRider17: Now it's not funny
CloudRider17: THANKS NUTTIMER!
NuttyBushtail: you're so ungrateful
CloudRider17: The preferred answer would be "Stalks off"

Quote #308
CloudRider17: Oh yes, and I had my way with you... *wink wink*

Quote #309
CloudRider17: This all means that: "Ferret + squirrel = BADGER!"

Quote #310
CloudRider17: YOU GREEDY BASTARD!
CloudRider17: Zie, let's run, before Nuttimer becomes another Hitler or Tsarmina!
Cadenzie: Good idea!
NuttyBushtail: you're comparing Hitler and an evil cat?
Cadenzie: *runs*
CloudRider17: yes, yes i am
NuttyBushtail: I am the Nazi of Breast Cancer
CloudRider17: WHAT DOES BREAST CANCER HAVE TO DO WITH A FEMALE WILDCAT?
CloudRider17: Seriously, wildcats don't even get breast cancer

Quote #311
CloudRider17: I have the chance of being diabetic, having Alzheimer's, and getting breast cancer.
CloudRider17: My life will suck when I get older.
NuttyBushtail: I have a high chance of having a heart attack
NuttyBushtail: because three of my four grandparents died of some sort of heart problem
CloudRider17: Nuttimer, at least you don't have to get your boobs squished to check for lumps.
CloudRider17: Who has it better?
NuttyBushtail: me
CloudRider17: That's right.

Quote #312
CloudRider17: I'm fourteen and I weigh more than both of you
CloudRider17: BUT NOT PUT TOGETHER!
NuttyBushtail: put together?
NuttyBushtail: you ruined my funny
CloudRider17: I READ MINDS, NUTTIMER!

Quote #313
NuttyBushtail: Me = ETN
CloudRider17: Your initials sound like a TV news station.
NuttyBushtail: espn?
Cadenzie: Lol, they kinda do
NuttyBushtail: entertainment tonight?
CloudRider17: I never said it was one!

Quote #314
CloudRider17: How are you?
BreakyantheMafia: excellent!
BreakyantheMafia: tt
BreakyantheMafia: with three t's
CloudRider17: I think four would be better
BreakyantheMafia: you are absolutely right!
BreakyantheMafia: excelentttt

Quote #315
BreakyantheMafia: OMG!!11!!! LYK HIIII!!!!!1111@@!11
CloudRider17: LYK HI!!1!11!!1!1 U R BAK!!!!1!!YAYAYAY!!11!
BreakyantheMafia: LOLOLOLOLOLOLO U R SOSOSOSOSOSS FNNY!!11!!!!2!!!!@!!!!!11
BreakyantheMafia: ha...sick of me yet?
CloudRider17: Mebe.
BreakyantheMafia: heh...ok i'll stop

Quote #316
NuttyBushtail: *Nutty lives*
constollybm: Daddy lives...damn
CloudRider17: No...
CloudRider17: *stabs nuttimer*
NuttyBushtail: *blood*
CloudRider17: Nutty is DEAD!
constollybm: YES!
constollybm: I mean...oh boohooo *mourn*

Quote #317
NuttyBushtail: I just spent the last hour and a half balancing @!&*#% equations...
constollybm: sorry, i dont speak symbol
NuttyBushtail: you eat them, though

Quote #318
constollybm has left the room.
whitetexangirl: good riddance

Quote #319
kitcatgurl678: It isn't his fault he forgets things!
kitcatgurl678: He's a boy, after all!

Quote #320
whitetexangirl: *glares at nuttimer and thumbs her nose*
NuttyBushtail: thumbs her nose?
CloudRider17: SHE'S PICKING IT!
CloudRider17: duh
whitetexangirl: aye, there be buried treasure up in them parts

Quote #321
NuttyBushtail: She He it
NuttyBushtail: Say if really fast
CloudRider17: SHEHEIT
CloudRider17: SHIT!
NuttyBushtail: yeah
CloudRider17: Shit.
NuttyBushtail: it has a southerny accent too

Quote #322
kitcatgurl678: . . . .silence. . .
NuttyBushtail: *chirp*
CloudRider17: NUTTIMER IS A CRICKET!
CloudRider17: How did I just find this out...?

Quote #323
CloudRider17: Jeez, who do  you think I am!?
NuttyBushtail: Vinx?
CloudRider17: NO!
CloudRider17: I am...
CloudRider17: BATMAN!

Quote #324
NuttyBushtail: my vocab words are so messed up.....
CloudRider17: Aren't they always?
NuttyBushtail: one of the words is "masticate"
NuttyBushtail: No one was paying attention when she was reading them off, so everyone was like "WTF?"
NuttyBushtail: and another one is Closet
CloudRider17: Masticate
NuttyBushtail: and then we had to write sentances with the word
NuttyBushtail: and they were all like: Masticate ten times before swallowing
CloudRider17: What does masticate mean?
NuttyBushtail: "to chew"
CloudRider17: ....
CloudRider17: HAHAHA
CloudRider17: Can't we just say "chew"!?
NuttyBushtail: masticate your chicken ten times
NuttyBushtail: *backs away*
NuttyBushtail: Ew, what have you done to my mind?
CloudRider17: You said it.
CloudRider17: NOT ME!
NuttyBushtail: i know
NuttyBushtail: I'm hanging out with you pervs too much....

Quote #325
constollybm: WANNA MESS?!
constollybm: WANNA PIECE OF THIS?
constollybm: COME GET SOME! EXTRA CRISPY!!
CloudRider17: A PIECE OF WHAT!?
constollybm: of that kitkat bar.
Quote #326
constollybm: 'ello, guvna!
constollybm: answer me, you pudwacka.
CloudRider17: ...
CloudRider17: pudwacka?
constollybm: yes.
constollybm: p-u-d-w-a-c-k-a. welcome to hooker on phonics
constollybm: and for our next word: c-o-r-n-e-r
constollybm: how is that significant?
CloudRider17: ...
constollybm: oh come on, vinx.
constollybm: this is easy!
constollybm: hooker...corner...
constollybm: okay i give up
constollybm: i just put two words together.
CloudRider17: But... what does pudwacka mean!?
CloudRider17: ...
CloudRider17: I still don't get it.

Quote #327
CloudRider17: You know what I think is funny about CloudRider17?
constollybm: what?
CloudRider17: Referring to the screen name itself, of course.
constollybm: What?
CloudRider17: Final Fantasy... XII
constollybm: OMG
constollybm: you ride cloud!!
CloudRider17: I know!
constollybm: thats so wrong
constollybm: dude. thats wrong.
CloudRider17: I ride the sexiest character.
CloudRider17: So there.
constollybm: was that your original goal?
CloudRider17: no
CloudRider17: but it's an added bonus

Quote #328
constollybm: What starts with p and ends with orn?
(for you narsty people out there, it's popcorn.)

Quote #329
constollybm: lucky bitch.
CloudRider17: I know
constollybm: if i was in possesion of a shiny pointy object, i would stab you after inspecting my teeth.

Quote #330
CloudRider17: :-*
CloudRider17: Smily decked out in MAKEUP!
CloudRider17: But... that smily is SUCH a slut.
constollybm: i know
constollybm: too much mascara,
constollybm: the stupid mole
constollybm: the big ol lips
constollybm: that smiley practially screams, "COME MOLEST ME!!"
CloudRider17: No...
CloudRider17: "Come MOLEst me"

Quote #331
CloudRider17: ;-)
constollybm: okay, you're like high on smileys
CloudRider17: umm
CloudRider17: mebe...
CloudRider17: 0:-)
constollybm: or, you're just hyper and stupid.
CloudRider17: o:-)
CloudRider17: UGH
constollybm: ...
constollybm: i choose the latter.
(The last two smilies are me trying to make the O:-) smily)

Quote #332
CloudRider17: *feels loved*
constollybm: *takes the love away*
constollybm: Haha. I pwn your love now.
CloudRider17: YOU BITCH!

Quote #333
constollybm: im sure that the details of your pet's sexuality are absolutely ravishing, but i think ill pass.

Quote #334
constollybm: i guess...*sob* he really does care.
CloudRider17: Now it's time to tell him that you love him so much...
CloudRider17: Maurey time!
CloudRider17: Unless you'd prefer Jerry Springer
constollybm: jerry
CloudRider17: what are you going to do? Flash everyone or just cuss a lot?
constollybm: umm
constollybm: both! lol

Quote #335
CloudRider17: Yo yo yo
constollybm: Yo yo yo yo.
CloudRider17: omfg
CloudRider17: seven yos.
constollybm: Omg.
constollybm: That's more than 6.

Quote #336
constollybm: Angsty teen agers and their assumptions..when will they ever learn?

Quote #337
CloudRider17: *tries to shove Shadow off of her lap* STOP DROOLING!
Denodgeinator: lol
Denodgeinator: I bet you wouldn't mind if it was Gobi drooling....
CloudRider17: Gobi's sexy
CloudRider17: Shadow got fat

Quote #338
CloudRider17: Wouldn't it be interesting for someone to have a channel that's just like "And the other teenage girl, upset that her mate has been stolen by her best friend, gets into the attack position, raising her hands. See those gorgeous long nails? Those are razor sharp and girls use them often against each other and male teenagers also. Watch as the broken hearted female attacks her used to be best friend. OH DEAR LORD! Did you see her pull that chunk of hair out?"
CloudRider17: *Sigh* now that would be funny.
CloudRider17: Once we're out of school, we can make that channel a reality
constollybm: Hell yeah
CloudRider17: I think most guys would watch it just because they would think it's a porn channel.
constollybm: dumbasses
constollybm: me and you could copyright it
CloudRider17: we should
constollybm: and make oodles of dollars
CloudRider17: OODLES!
CloudRider17: I like that word.
constollybm: Oodles of noodles!

Quote #339
Denodgeinator: There's a post on the OOC Board that says "Sing your favorite song", and will's reply is:
Denodgeinator: HE WAS A SK8ER BOI, SHE SAID SEE YA LATER BOY. -- Will
CloudRider17: I don't think they'd like me singing mine
CloudRider17: "YOU'RE SO F***ING SPECIAL!"
CloudRider17: And you would be like "DELETE DELETE DELETE"

Quote #340
CloudRider17: you and your daughter LOVE eating computer symbols

Quote #241
constollybm: it's the gruesome twosome.
constollybm: oh great, now its a threesome.
constollybm: im getting out of this x rated chatroom.....

Quote #342
constollybm: llama.
constollybm: *shakes fist angrily*

Quote #343

CloudRider17: Lazy peice of...
Denodgeinator: meatloaf

Quote #344
Denodgeinator: We'll entertain ourselves until you return
constollybm: EW
constollybm: EW
constollybm: EWW
Denodgeinator: Not like that
constollybm: riiight.

Quote #345
Denodgeinator: Wanna play the AIM game?
Denodgeinator: It goes like this
Denodgeinator: I send in one of those retarded acronyms in the aim acronym dictionary, and you gotta gues wtf it means
Denodgeinator: And as you're both pervs, it'll probably be entertaining

Quote #346

constollybm: i don't hvae dyslexib

Quote #347
constollybm: that's so stupid.
constollybm: that makes vinx look like an intellectual
constollybm: which is a pretty hard task

Quote #348

constollybm: Vinx is such a rsn

Quote #349
constollybm: YOU...RSN! PUT ON SOME CLOTHES AND STEP AWAY FROM THE COCONUT TREE!!

Quote #350
CloudRider17: How are you?
constollybm: Cold.
constollybm: Alone.
constollybm: Craving of the puppets.
CloudRider17: ....
constollybm: Don't ask...
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