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Quote #351
constollybm: damn. why do you have to leave us?!
CloudRider17: I HAVE TO MAKE MYSELF A SAMMICH
constollybm: Leave us for food
constollybm: again.
constollybm: Sammich...

Quote #352
Denodgeinator: Vinx, you must stay
constollybm: YES YOU MUST
Denodgeinator: screw piano lessons
constollybm: yes screw them well.
constollybm: ..
Denodgeinator: ..
constollybm: *retches*
constollybm: and screw food! wait...no...it's too important to her

Quote #353
CloudRider17: I'M BACK!
constollybm: well, we don't want you anymore.
Denodgeinator: damn right
Denodgeinator: Are you staying?

Quote #354
CloudRider17 (6:37:17 PM): I'm leaving at 7:00
constollybm (6:37:36 PM): YAY!!!!!! *dances* i mean...i wish you were leaving sooner. prat.

Quote #355
constollybm: well fiddledee and tingle kooloh limpah

Quote #356
constollybm: owls take over holly!
constollybm: NOOO!!
constollybm: DON'T LET THEM TAKE ME
constollybm: owl: *hoot* bitch. we must take you. *hoot*
constollybm: *gets dragged off and is slaughtered*
constollybm: *comes back all bloody and mangled* okay, new one

Quote #357
CloudRider17: Shadow wants my meat
CloudRider17: BUT I WON'T LET HIM HAVE IT
CloudRider17: He's too fat.
CloudRider17: and not sexy enough
Denodgeinator: Too fat?
constollybm: how mean.
CloudRider17: He is!
Denodgeinator: Look at the teapot calling the kettle black
CloudRider17: He gained like five pounds
constollybm: vinx, who are you to talk about fat creatures.
constollybm: look in the cracked mirror, dammit.
CloudRider17: *can't find a cracked mirror*
constollybm: well, just look into one
constollybm: it'll crack real easily
constollybm: *coughs and throws away the over used joke*

Quote #358
constollybm: to be hoe, or not to be hoe.
constollybm: that is the question

Quote #359
constollybm: yeah, that's right you illiterate twatwaffle. all you say is .......

Quote #360
CloudRider17: Go make that again!
constollybm: okay. *makes another poopie*

Quote #361
constollybm: WHERE DID THAT COME FROM, NUTTY
constollybm: that was so...
constollybm: random.

Quote #362
constollybm: bi
CloudRider17: EWW
CloudRider17: YOU'RE BI!?

Quote #363
constollybm: ahh now its boring.
Denodgeinator: yeah
Denodgeinator: Dumb piano lessons...
Denodgeinator: or whatever she's doing
Denodgeinator: Once again, I bet "Piano Lessons" is just an excuse for something else...
constollybm: coughfoodcough
Denodgeinator: Private Lessons with Gobi...
Denodgeinator: In the closet
constollybm: .............
constollybm: nutty. creepy.
Denodgeinator: lol
constollybm: no, really.
constollybm: her...and gobi?
constollybm: besides, he's fixed.
Denodgeinator: so?
constollybm: yeah...i mean she always rants on about how sexy her damn cat is.
constollybm: lonely saturdays..
constollybm: depression...

Quote #364
Denodgeinator: Hah!
CloudRider17: Hah! What?
Denodgeinator: I just completely reimaged my computer
Denodgeinator: Everything works perfect
CloudRider17: w00t w00t
Denodgeinator: Except I lost my font/ away messages/ profile
CloudRider17: poor you
Denodgeinator: It's so clean looking
Denodgeinator: Ugh
Denodgeinator: I better go download some crap
Denodgeinator: It's too smooth, like moving into a new house

Quote #365
Denodgeinator: I'm in a good mood, even thought I'm still jealous of everyone in my life, who all seem to have it better than me

Quote #366
Denodgeinator: Oops, just mortally offended someone
Denodgeinator: *shrug*

Quote #367
Santa Claus:  So, what is the first thing you would like from Santa this year.
Denodgeinator:  A gun
SantaClaus:  Well, I doubt that's all!
What else do you want for Christmas?
Denodgeinator:  Some crack
SantaClaus:  What would your final Christmas wish be?
Denodgeinator:  some hot chicks
SantaClaus:   All right, that's plenty of wishes. Why don't you type, "poll" and vote for your favorite holiday poll.

Quote #368
CloudRider17: Yo.
Denodgeinator: Yo
CloudRider17: *dies*
Denodgeinator: *buries*

Quote #369
Denodgeinator: ...
Auto response from CloudRider17: I'm pissed off... that's why I've resorted to my only friend.

Food.  Yes, Nuttimer, food.  I'm hungry anyway.
Denodgeinator: You mean I'm not your friend....
Denodgeinator: oh wait...
Denodgeinator: Cons says you consider people food

Quote #370
Denodgeinator: Ringe is putting Horty on the Active DAB member picture?
Denodgeinator: I hope he's standing next to me with my sword in him...

Quote #371
Cadenzie: my mum's an idiot
Cadenzie: I hate her
CloudRider17: what'd she do?
Cadenzie: she keeps question me and won't leave me alone
CloudRider17: questioning you about what?
Cadenzie: uh. .stuff you probably don't want to know about
CloudRider17: ...
Cadenzie: . . . .
CloudRider17: sexy dots
Cadenzie: hell yeah

Quote #372

Cadenzie: wot're you doing for Thanksgiving?
CloudRider17: Um
CloudRider17: Eating

Quote #373
CloudRider17: BOO!
Cadenzie: RAWR!
CloudRider17: BWAH!
Cadenzie: MUAH!
Cadenzie: haha, I won!
CloudRider17: SWAH!
CloudRider17: FWAH!
CloudRider17: TWAH!
CloudRider17: it goes on forever

Quote #374
Cadenzie: *pokepoke*
CloudRider17: *pokity poke poke*
Cadenzie: *pokEty poke poke poke*
CloudRider17: *stabity stab stab*
Cadenzie: *dodgety dodge dodge*

Quote #375
AM112186: a is my favorite letter
AM112186: you can have it if you want tho
Quote #376
CloudRider17: SV?
Cadenzie: Student Venture
CloudRider17: sounds... ventury

Quote #377

Cadenzie (10:45:44 PM): I've been on the muffining computer since 12:00.
CloudRider17 (10:45:49 PM): woah
CloudRider17 (10:45:55 PM): you DO have no life

Quote #378
constollybm: I'll be Hugh Jass
constollybm: ...
constollybm: i'll just be some gay name
constollybm: like phidae or some shit
constollybm: i'm too lazy
CloudRider17: and you can flirt with all of the guys
constollybm: yay!
CloudRider17: and they'll think you're a girl
CloudRider17: BUT THEN YOU REVEAL!
CloudRider17: You are a boy.
constollybm: then they go oh yeah even better!

Quote #379
BreakyantheMafia: Hello
CloudRider17: yello
BreakyantheMafia: purple
CloudRider17: green
BreakyantheMafia: orange
CloudRider17: blue
BreakyantheMafia: red
CloudRider17: shiny
BreakyantheMafia: never eat shinys
CloudRider17: never ever
BreakyantheMafia: you could die

Quote #380
CloudRider17: food
CloudRider17: is nice
CloudRider17: and shiny
BreakyantheMafia: shiny...food is shiny
BreakyantheMafia: are you putting razors in your food?

Quote #381
BreakyantheMafia: Boo
CloudRider17: AH
BreakyantheMafia: terrifying ain't it ^_~
CloudRider17: Yeah
CloudRider17: seriously
CloudRider17: IT'S YOU!
BreakyantheMafia: *grins* That's what everyone says when I walk into the room

Quote #382
CloudRider17: boo
BreakyantheMafia: OMG IT'S VINX! *puts party favors away*
CloudRider17: ...
CloudRider17: bitch

Quote #383
CloudRider17: Everyone gets excited when I even MENTION my profile.
BreakyantheMafia: OMG VINX'S PROFILE!
CloudRider17: "*Pees pants* OMFG!"
CloudRider17: That's what most people do.
BreakyantheMafia: *runs to shrine*

Quote #384
BreakyantheMafia: *looks around* Where?
CloudRider17: there!
BreakyantheMafia: *pulls out net*
CloudRider17: *points at a shiny peice of tinfoil*
BreakyantheMafia: NEVER EAT SHINIES

Quote #385

BreakyantheMafia: adn tht iz y im stll ni 1st grde

Quote #386

BreakyantheMafia: You left
CloudRider17: no
CloudRider17: I right

Quote #387
BreakyantheMafia: Heh
BreakyantheMafia: Whoa that's "heh" backwords

Quote #388

BreakyantheMafia: UPDATING YOUR FUNNY CONVERSATIONS?
Auto response from CloudRider17: Updating funny conversations.  Be grateful, Bitch.
BreakyantheMafia: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYY! *pees pants with excitement*

Quote #389

CloudRider17: So, what were you doing while I wasn't here these last five days?
forceflow5125: I've been...confused...
CloudRider17: Sounds... confusing.

Quote #390

forceflow5125: you should see my face...
forceflow5125: just the thought is...not pleasant...
forceflow5125: *shudder*

Quote #391
constollybm: *gobble gobble*
CloudRider17: *gasp*
CloudRider17: Have you reverted to another tongue?
constollybm: gobble?
CloudRider17: *gasp*
CloudRider17: I knew it
CloudRider17: You've forgotten english again
CloudRider17: damn
constollybm: gobble....GOBBLE? gobble, gobble!
CloudRider17: Jeez, you and your nonstop jabbering
constollybm: gobble... :(

Quote #392
constollybm: Yo.
Auto response from CloudRider17: Poo on yoo.
constollybm: Why...I have never been so insulted in my life!
constollybm: To think that you would extract feces from your anus on the surface on my skin is oh so very disgusting!

Quote #393
CloudRider17: I slept in
CloudRider17: and I couldn't find my glasses
CloudRider17: So I was just like.. "HELP ME! I CANNOT SEE!"
constollybm: lol
CloudRider17: And then my mom came in, telling me I shouldn't sleep anymore, and I asked her to help me, and then I was like "Oh..." And pulled my glasses out of my hair.
CloudRider17: It was... MAGIC!
constollybm: lol
constollybm: you idiot.

Quote #394
Cheddarness8: woah, one of the people in my class gave an example Sue that almost burns my eyes
RatZruLe7: Hehe
Cheddarness8: Name: Xara Velvetfur (cheesy name)
Species: Otter
Description: Xara has velvety golden fur and eyes that change color depending on her mood. Red when she is angry, pink when happy, and somewhere in between when sad.
Biography: Xana Velvetful is from the Holt Perfict. She is the daughter of Skipper of Otters and is a close friend to Sunflash the Mace.
Her Holt was attacked by vermin and they killed everyone except her. She vowed revenge on them and set off. Along the way, she came to Salamandastron, where she fought in the in the Long Patrol. The Badger Lord deemed her a warrior right away and gave her a sword made of the star. She set off and found the vermin hoard, killing them all with her amazing warrior skills and a mean case of the bloodwrath.
She then came to Redwall where they entrusted her with the Sword of Martin. She is currently the Redwall Champion and Warrior.
I hope that's Mary-Sue enough for you!
RatZruLe7: holy fucking shit
RatZruLe7: IT BURNS!
Cheddarness8: IT BURNS!

Quote #395
Kit7892: I COULDN'T READ AT CAMP!
AM112186: what kind of a hellhole were you sent to?

Quote #396
Kit7892: d'man, dis is jamaica man, no?

Quote #397
Valin Gamithrea: *cracks up*
CloudRider17: *is still broken from yesterday night*

Quote #398
LTLfrog: *hits everyone with cheese bats* do as i say!
CloudRider17: AUTOHIT
LTLfrog: ah shush ferret, before i put you in a box

Quote #399
Kit7892: have fun, and avoid vonx, i have a suspician she may be looking into polygamy

Quote #400
Cadenzie: Cons, who I've talked to on the phone, and met IRL, and Punka.
CloudRider17: You've seen Cons IRL?
Cadenzie: Yeah
CloudRider17: woah
CloudRider17: Neat.
Cadenzie: yeah
Cadenzie: We sat in an ice cream parlour and talked for two hours
CloudRider17: I am envious
CloudRider17: You got ice cream
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