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Quote #451
CloudRider17: *finds it funny to put her glasses on her kitten, and make it jump in surprise*
CloudRider17: I mean.. he was all like "woah! Wtf!?"
forceflow5125: congrats, lav! you win the descriptive contest!
LTLfrog: yay, what do i get?
CloudRider17: I was descriptive
CloudRider17: I just wasn't raping you

Quote #452
CloudRider17: *Ish still in shiny dress and does the hand movement towards Mickle.* The networth of this prize is...
CloudRider17: 5 dollars
forceflow5125: so I'm only worth $5?!
forceflow5125: *sniffle*
LTLfrog: you're a cheap whore Mickle
forceflow5125: I am a cheap whore...
CloudRider17: so,  yes, like lav said, you are a cheap manwhore.
forceflow5125: but I need to make a living...

Quote #453

forceflow5125: and I'm Mickle, who is currently being raped by 2...ladies... and a spectator
CloudRider17: Who said I was raping anyone?

Quote #454
LTLfrog: oh, i guess it's time for the whip
forceflow5125: whip?! 0_o
LTLfrog: yup yup
CloudRider17: Poor Mickle.
Kat of Torrent89: *pulls whip as well*
forceflow5125: two whips?!
forceflow5125: 0_0
CloudRider17: Poor, poor Mickle.

Quote #455
TheyCallThisWork has left the room.
CloudRider17: You think he got afraid and left?
forceflow5125: I think he wanted to be raped, but got bored waiting
Kat of Torrent89: I think he suddenly felt the need to rape someone, and went off to do that

Quote #456
Kat of Torrent89: you'll all see me in the news tomorrow: Girl raped by random man! Some connection to her internet conversations?

Quote #457
Snowrudder: Tally 'O!
Snowrudder: *salutes.*
CloudRider17: Do you always salute?
Snowrudder: Not always..
CloudRider17: *gasp*
Snowrudder: sometimes I *wave*
Snowrudder: Other times I *hug.*
Snowrudder: It all depends on the situation.
CloudRider17: always a "*salutes*" for me!
Snowrudder: Hehe.
Snowrudder: Alrighty.
Snowrudder: Tally 'O!
CloudRider17: buh bye!
Snowrudder: An' set them sails to the wind!
CloudRider17: *sets them sails to the wind*

Quote #458
RdHdEmma139: *Sigh*
RdHdEmma139: And you want me to help....why?
CloudRider17: You like hitting people.

Quote #459
forceflow5125: lemme kill everyone!
forceflow5125: pwetty pwease?
forceflow5125: *bounces about with 6 extra arms, each holding a weapon*
forceflow5125: ok...so I'm a little excited...but growing extra arms? that's going far, even for me!

Quote #460
forceflow5125: how many murders could I get away with before I was banned, do you think?
RdHdEmma139: Mm...
RdHdEmma139: A lot.

Quote #461
RdHdEmma139: There once was a small shrew named Mick...
Denodgeinator: He never went out with a chick
RdHdEmma139: He said "I am gay"
RdHdEmma139: "So let us all play"

Quote #462
Denodgeinator: Have fun at the Buffalo Wing festival?
CloudRider17: ...
Denodgeinator: Don't worry, Cons and I understand
Denodgeinator: We know it was all just a cover up...

Quote #463
Denodgeinator: What did he do?
Denodgeinator: Apart from live?
CloudRider17: He made me cry.
Denodgeinator: 0.0
Denodgeinator: GASP
Denodgeinator: You kick him good

Quote #464
CloudRider17: I was thinking about cutting off his testicals and then putting him in a room with them for a few days.... oh, he'd get hungry eventually
Denodgeinator: EW

Quote #465
CloudRider17: And Gobi won't sleep with me
CloudRider17: and Shadow's conceited
CloudRider17: he sat on my stomach last night
CloudRider17: and I couldn't breathe because he was so fat.
CloudRider17: Seriously
CloudRider17: and he was all "*drool* pet me"

Quote #466
CloudRider17: ...man I'm messed up today... I just tried to put a peice of gum in my mouth when it was wrapped up...
constollybm: eww
CloudRider17: Yap... me dumb today
constollybm: haah
constollybm: you dumb everyday

Quote #467
Valin Gamithrea has entered the room.
constollybm: EWW
CloudRider17: what?
constollybm: it's...tholt.
constollybm: how...repulsive.

Quote #468
CloudRider17: *has kid*
CloudRider17: EWW
CloudRider17: *kills kid*
CloudRider17: I wouldn't fight for one of our kids
CloudRider17: We'd be fighting over WHO got it
CloudRider17: "I WANT YOU TO HAVE HIM!"
CloudRider17: "No no no, you can have him"
CloudRider17: "Really, I insist, you have him."
CloudRider17: "I'd prefer that you kept him.. he is closer to your species."
CloudRider17: "He's more otter than ferret, don't lie! Look at his tail, and he swims all the time."
CloudRider17: "No, he doesn't!"

Quote #469
constollybm: i guess the whole...
constollybm: lust driven romance from the wedding is gone
constollybm: you guys were...too far apart!
CloudRider17: Yeah
CloudRider17: Distance certainly doesn't make the heart grow fonder in our part.
CloudRider17: He's too busy with his X-box
CloudRider17: and his chicken
constollybm: his apparantly decent-sized chicken

Quote #470
CloudRider17: Why do they always show crippled people doing math?

Quote #471
afroextreme1: U R GAY
CloudRider17: Why thank you for noticing.  Do you wish to have my card?

Quote #472
LIONGIRLY2K: Ha ha, look at me! It's 6:30 and I'm going to school!

Quote #473

CloudRider17: and i'm hungee
CloudRider17: hmm
CloudRider17: FOOD COME TO ME!
CloudRider17: I demand of thee.
BreakyantheMafia: use those pyschic powers Vinx
CloudRider17: *hums*

Quote #474
CloudRider17: RUN FOREST, RUN@
constollybm: lol
CloudRider17: *snatches @ and eats it*
constollybm: MINE!
Quote #475
CloudRider17: I made you LAUGH
CloudRider17: Hehe
CloudRider17: *wipes tears away* I feel like a true person... I've helped someone... to laugh...
constollybm: wow.
CloudRider17: of course afterwards, I bitched at you
CloudRider17: but, I made you laugh

Quote #476
constollybm: detsop

Quote #477

constollybm: omg
constollybm: olivia and your kitten should have kittens
constollybm: wait
CloudRider17: ...
constollybm: nevermind
CloudRider17: they're both kittens.
CloudRider17: that'd be... TEEN PREGNANCY!

Quote #478

CloudRider17: cough up your email addy
constollybm: ellaenchantedmfb@aol.com *presents it to vinx, dripping in chunky bits of mucus*
CloudRider17: I said cough up, not blow up

Quote #479
constollybm: giant penises in uniform...lol
constollybm: there should be dick chicken, john chicken...

Quote #480
constollybm: i ate chicken wings yesterday
constollybm: yumm
CloudRider17: Chickens have wings!?
CloudRider17: Uh oh, some guys have been wearing pads!

Quote #481

Denodgeinator: Then Jaimie decides that we need to eat something because the most unhealthy food item in my house is still Fig Newtons. So we "experiment" and end up with this...crap (no other word for it)...and its basically Rice Krispie Treats, chocolate syrup, peanut butter, honey (yuck), and some other stuff that I don't remember.

Quote #482

Auto response from CloudRider17: Wally World
Denodgeinator: Wally's World?
Denodgeinator: I always knew you were from a different planet

Quote #483

CloudRider17: someone stole my alanis moressette cd
Denodgeinator: aww
CloudRider17: the GOOD one
Denodgeinator: it was Shadow!
Denodgeinator: She ate it!
CloudRider17: HE!
CloudRider17: HE!
CloudRider17: SHADOW IS A BOY!
CloudRider17: duh
CloudRider17: He just acts gay
CloudRider17: not like it matters, anyway
CloudRider17: he's fixed.

Quote #484

CloudRider17: Guess what happened to me
Denodgeinator: er....
Denodgeinator: You won a shiney plaque?

Quote #485
Denodgeinator: In Social Studies, we had to list 10 things that made the opposite sex attractive
Denodgeinator: To prove some point about the Renaissance
Denodgeinator: and then everyone ahd to read one of theirs and they wrote them on the board
Denodgeinator: Then they asked our student teacher, Ms. Ferency, and she said "We shouldn't forget the little things"
Denodgeinator: And the kid who was writing them on the board wrote "Little things"

Quote #486
CloudRider17: Yo!
BreakyantheMafia: OMG IT'S VINX!
BreakyantheMafia: FINALLY!
CloudRider17: I know

Quote #487
Cadenzie: I like Veggie Tales
CloudRider17: you scare me
Cadenzie: I scare a lot of people

Quote #488
Cadenzie: Do you enjoy reading all the funny conversations over and over again?
CloudRider17: lol
CloudRider17: kind of
Cadenzie: or, do you get bored, and head for the refridgerator?
CloudRider17: lol
Cadenzie: You go for all the icecream first, then the pudding, don't you?
CloudRider17: nope
CloudRider17: lol
Cadenzie: oh yes, I'm /sure/ you eat all the vegetable first

Quote #489
Cadenzie: boo
CloudRider17: wah
Cadenzie: I scared you, didn't I?
Cadenzie: I'm good that that kind of thing, because I'm just /so/ scary.

Quote #490
Cadenzie: Cons won't get on when I'm on.
CloudRider17: I know
CloudRider17: same here
Cadenzie: god, that is ticking me off
Cadenzie: she's conspiring against us, I know
CloudRider17: Jeez
CloudRider17: she probably is
CloudRider17: THAT BITCH!
Cadenzie: THAT MOTHER MUFFIN!

Quote #491
Cadenzie: looks like SOMEONE is looking for some praise
CloudRider17: ...
CloudRider17: *cough*

Quote #492

Cadenzie: *poke*
CloudRider17: *poke*
Cadenzie: *smirk*
CloudRider17: *prod*
Cadenzie: *nudge*
CloudRider17: *kick*
Cadenzie: *fwap*

Quote #493
CloudRider17: No one likes me...
Cadenzie: what did you expect?
CloudRider17: Umm
CloudRider17: HUGS AND KISSES!

Quote #494
Cadenzie: I HATE HIM WITH A FIERY PASSION THAT CONSUMES MY SOUL
CloudRider17: Your poor poor soul

Quote #495
Cadenzie: I want to strangle someone, for no apparent reason
CloudRider17: Uh oh... *backs away*

Quote #496
CloudRider17: you must have a "Kari extendable arm"
CloudRider17: (c) Me

Quote #497

Cheddarness8: have you figured out which caracter is mine?
RatZruLe7: I haven't thought about it, really.
Cheddarness8: hehe
RatZruLe7: I was on the path of thinking "Nuttimer's not creative enough to come up with any of these names, and he's definately playing a boy, probably in Gryffindor"
Cheddarness8: wrong wrong
RatZruLe7: ..
RatZruLe7: *gasp*
RatZruLe7: Nut's a boy.
RatZruLe7: erm
RatZruLe7: I mean..
RatZruLe7: *Gasp*
RatZruLe7: Nut's a girl!

Quote #498
CloudRider17: CONS!
constollybm: VINX!
CloudRider17: CONS!
constollybm: VINX
constollybm: !
CloudRider17: CONS!
CloudRider17: CONS! CONS! CONS!
constollybm: VINX! VINX! VINX! WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT!

Quote #499

BreakyantheMafia: YOU HAVE A BLACK CAT?
CloudRider17: Yeah
BreakyantheMafia: YOU ARE SO LUCKY

Quote #500

CloudRider17: Kitties say 'ello
CloudRider17: I say 'ello
constollybm: ...
CloudRider17: You say 'ello?
constollybm: 'ello
CloudRider17: YAY!
constollybm: *cowers in fear*
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