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Auto response from CloudRider17: Fluffies are cuter than you are. constollybm: who or what have you been hit with?! CloudRider17: umm CloudRider17: fluffies? constollybm: riiight. Quote #502 Ska2114: thou hath return to guide Vonx to thy promise land Quote #503 TheRudderofSnow: Did you hear about Constolly? CloudRider17: and her third boob? CloudRider17: Yes TheRudderofSnow: No... TheRudderofSnow: About the spider incident. CloudRider17: Yeah, about her third boob Quote #504 LTLfrog: i've decided to join a punk rock band, so i've peirced my nose, eyebrows, lip, ears, and navel repeatedly, i'm dating a guy named Billy-bob, our twins are due in june, though he's sad we won't have them at deer camp, i dcided to model my new wardrobe after Paris hilton, i flunked out of school and i'm state champian at pig calling LTLfrog: so, nothing much CloudRider17: Yap LTLfrog: samn ol' same ol' CloudRider17: Sounds like it CloudRider17: What're you going to name the twins? CloudRider17: Jim and Joe? CloudRider17: Or Sally and Suzie? LTLfrog: Mary-Sue and Peggy-May CloudRider17: Awww, such adorable names. Quote #505 LTLfrog: *pets Vinx's hair* oooooooooooooooo CloudRider17: MINE! LTLfrog: *steals* CloudRider17: oww LTLfrog: *replaces with purple hair* CloudRider17: yay Quote #506 LTLfrog: hey! Auto response from CloudRider17: I'm downstairs. LTLfrog: how dare you go downstairs LTLfrog: *warpath* Quote #507 CloudRider17: A harem of males CloudRider17: Hehe LTLfrog: that's what i want when i grow up Quote #508 CloudRider17: *eats leftover chinese food* LTLfrog: *growls jealously* LTLfrog: i soooo want good chinese CloudRider17: *grins* CloudRider17: It's fried rice. LTLfrog: soooo not fair CloudRider17: I figured that if you saw me right now, you'd tackle me and take it. CloudRider17: IRL, of course. LTLfrog: yup Quote #509 CloudRider17: I almost spit out my chinese food. LTLfrog: heehee Quote #510 CloudRider17: Oo! I've been offered sex! CloudRider17: *feels special* Quote #511 CloudRider17: Of course he will, he's seventeen. CloudRider17: And just think he's half demon, so he must have a shitload of hormones Quote #512 CloudRider17: You're just so quirky, it's fun to roleplay with you LTLfrog: heehee Quote #513 CloudRider17: Hahaha CloudRider17: I almost put "He shanks her hand" LTLfrog: lol LTLfrog: well then she wouldn't have to fondle i guess ^_^;; Quote #514 CloudRider17: You hit my bottom LTLfrog: why, you wanted her to squeeeze it? Quote #515 CloudRider17: There you go, offering me sex again. CloudRider17: or something along that. Quote #516 CloudRider17: Wanna know what movie I watched with my dad? LTLfrog: what? CloudRider17: The Passion of the Christ. CloudRider17: Ugh... LTLfrog: ew CloudRider17: I know LTLfrog: *chokes in her pagan tudeness*- CloudRider17: *chokes on her nonreligionness* Quote #517 CloudRider17: Oh, and I think I ate three burbanballs Denodgeinator: Who's Burban? Quote #518 Denodgeinator: I know someone who accidently chugged decaf coffee thinking it was Pepsi Denodgeinator: *cough me hack* CloudRider17: hahaha Denodgeinator: And then it was so nasty that I washed it down wiiiith.... CloudRider17: *points and laughs* Denodgeinator: Iced Tea Denodgeinator: which is also nasty CloudRider17: lol CloudRider17: poor poor you Quote #519 CloudRider17: Always pinching or patting my bottom LTLfrog: heehee LTLfrog: hey, at east it's not groping CloudRider17: True true Quote #520 CloudRider17: I nkow constollybm: i nkow too Quote #521 constollybm: but i'm not gonna gloat constollybm: cause i don't want to hurt your feelings constollybm: oh, wait. constollybm: i lied. constollybm: HAHAHA I GOT A LAPTOP Quote #522 CloudRider17: And he sleeps with me constollybm: .... constollybm: I KNEW IT! constollybm: lets hope he didn't have an STD CloudRider17: lol constollybm: lol constollybm: i mean i know you're desperate for some chicken constollybm: but...kitten chicken? CloudRider17: lol constollybm: that's just... constollybm: wrong. CloudRider17: Kittens don't have testicals at thsi age. CloudRider17: so... that is barely any chicken. constollybm: but hey obviously you don't care Quote #523 constollybm: hahahah the voice for Ron is so fruity constollybm: he's all like "Hello, I'm an English pussy!" Quote #524 CloudRider17: You probably have a swollen boob constollybm: lmao it looks like i have 3 boobs CloudRider17: LOL constollybm: but the swelling's down constollybm: a little constollybm: i took a pic of my 3rd boob constollybm: i named it constollybm: it's name is titty biscuit Quote #525 constollybm: *huggles her titty biscuit* constollybm: actually, if i touch it, it might burst constollybm: and that's a hella lot of pus constollybm: that would get on my new LAPTOP Quote #526 constollybm: look at me saying ew when i've grown a 3rd breast Quote #527 constollybm: *waits patiently.* constollybm: doo doo dee daa constollybm: j-j-j-jello constollybm: *to the tune of the chia pet song* constollybm: VINX constollybm: *slap.* Quote #528 constollybm: i hate to seperate you from your precious food... Quote #529 CloudRider17: I can't believe I'm wearing a dress. constollybm: what color is it CloudRider17: it's black constollybm: how short is it CloudRider17: right above my knees constollybm: YOU SLUT! CloudRider17: Haha constollybm: i bet it has slits down the sides constollybm: and it probably shows major cleavage CloudRider17: No, it doesn't constollybm: don't be modest constollybm: i bet you were planning to roam the streets CloudRider17: I'm going to a piano recital constollybm: to lure in sexy piano players constollybm: tie them to big soft beds and. constollybm: .... CloudRider17: .... CloudRider17: last time I went to one of these things, there were no cute boys constollybm: you might get lucky now Quote #530 CloudRider17: Madame Hooch: *Slaps Oliver on the butt* |
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Cadenzie: *is eating golfish crackers* CloudRider17: *gasp* CloudRider17: goldfish! CloudRider17: the snack that smiles back! Cadenzie: goldfish! Quote #532 Cadenzie: *poke* CloudRider17: *prod* Cadenzie: *slap* CloudRider17: *cries* Cadenzie: *laughs* CloudRider17: *cries harder* CloudRider17: *punches* Cadenzie: *kicks* CloudRider17: *cries* Cadenzie: *more laughs* CloudRider17: *bitchslaps* Cadenzie: . . .wtf?. . . Quote #533 CloudRider17: weee Cadenzie: My kitty just jumped off my lap Cadenzie: *sob* Cadenzie: d CloudRider17: Weeemy kitty just jumped off my lap*sob*d Quote #534 CloudRider17: that's just dandy Cadenzie: I know. . . .I feel like a dandy with a feather cap on my head. Cadenzie: *waves the cap around* Quote #535 CloudRider17: I just went to a piano recital CloudRider17: Man, I sucked ass. Cadenzie: haha CloudRider17: I had 5 year olds doing better than me Quote #536 Denodgeinator: my brother was like "blah blah, i want on" so I finally got off, and now's he's like Denodgeinator: "I don't want it anymore!" Quote #537 llamas in brazil: i fell into the splits llamas in brazil: a couple of days ago llamas in brazil: it hurt llamas in brazil: i heard a snap llamas in brazil: legs don't go snap, unless you're a barbie llamas in brazil: holy crap llamas in brazil: I'M A DAMN BARBIE Quote #538 CloudRider17: Quidditch practise is so... gay. CloudRider17: MOUNTing your BROOM. CloudRider17: I mean.. jeez... could she have made it more.. perverted? CloudRider17: Meh, I take that back CloudRider17: She probably could have. CloudRider17: Everyone could wear spandex. CloudRider17: Hehe llamas in brazil: haha llamas in brazil: well if they wore spandex llamas in brazil: then we would be seein a lot more brooms llamas in brazil: mount your brooms! CloudRider17: WHICH ONES!? llamas in brazil: *all the guys* llamas in brazil: aaahhh llamas in brazil: how can we mount our brooms Quote #539 Megan: Hi, Morgan, can you do a favor for me? Me: No. Megan: Please? Me: NO! Megan: Please please please please? Me: DO IT YOURSELF! Megan: Please? Quote #540 constollybm: chris was here earlier CloudRider17: who the hell is Chris? constollybm: my boyfriend CloudRider17: *gasp* CloudRider17: Does your father know about this? constollybm: yes CloudRider17: Uh oh, are you sure Bitch knows? constollybm: wait, which bitch are we talking about CloudRider17: Nutty. CloudRider17: Bitch is Nutty. constollybm: ohhh constollybm: bitch knows constollybm: my real dad doesn't Quote #541 llamas in brazil: Madame Hoochie llamas in brazil: Who's fruity in the coochie? CloudRider17: MADAME HOOCHIE! Quote #542 llamas in brazil: Madame Hoochie: Okay, kids. Quidditch practice is over. Now Harry, Draco, Oliver, and Ron, stay behind for um...a uh..."special" practice. CloudRider17: Ron: *Tenderly rubs his bottom.* I don't think I'm in the 'mood' for a "special" practice. CloudRider17: Madame Hoochie: Cum on! It'll be fun. llamas in brazil: Draco: If by fun you mean making it so I can't sit comfortably for the next 4 weeks, then yes. Quote #543 BreakyantheMafia: Vinx your website just got cooler...I'm in it Auto response from CloudRider17: But you know what they say, "Too much of a good thing is an awesome thing. But too much of an awesome thing is..umm... really, really dumb and bad." BreakyantheMafia: So maybe you should tak it down because too much of an awesome thing is dumb and bad Quote #544 BreakyantheMafia: Ok...here comes Vinx BreakyantheMafia: Ok...here comes Vinx CloudRider17: and... here she is... the one you've been waiting for... CloudRider17: VODKA VONX! CloudRider17: *Enters* Thank you, thank you.. CloudRider17: Now for today's show I'll be talking to some idiot. BreakyantheMafia: Not another reality TV show *falls asleep* CloudRider17: I'm talking about YOU, my good friend! BreakyantheMafia: *wakes up* WHOA! Self-centered MUST WAKE UP CloudRider17: So, what's your name? *Holds microphone up* BreakyantheMafia: The government is stalking me i can't tell you CloudRider17: Tell us... you're secret identity name! BreakyantheMafia: I can't tell you the secret identity government is after my secret identity CloudRider17: Tell us... a name. CloudRider17: From which to call you by. BreakyantheMafia: Rabbit CloudRider17: Okay... Rabbit... CloudRider17: GODFUCKINGDAMN BreakyantheMafia: HOW'D YOU GUESS MY SECRET IDENTITY? CloudRider17: Umm...somehow... Quote #545 BreakyantheMafia: So anyway...here comes a wild Vinx CloudRider17: WHERE!? BreakyantheMafia: *In crocodile hunter voice* Now, we must be very quiet so as not ta scare th' lil creature CloudRider17: *scampers away* Quote #546 BreakyantheMafia: *glances at Funny convos*...Whoa! CloudRider17: What? BreakyantheMafia: that...that Mary Sue is mine! CloudRider17: ... CloudRider17: lol BreakyantheMafia: ...sad Quote #547 BreakyantheMafia: good morning! BreakyantheMafia: hold on my brother wants to type something to you CloudRider17: m'gee CloudRider17: TYPE FASTER, YOU LITTLE BRAT! BreakyantheMafia: OMGHI2U!!1!1!!one! CloudRider17: OMFGq@E!@#!#?R CloudRider17: we? U R LYK TEH COOLEST!?!?!?!1!1! BreakyantheMafia: OMG U NO IT!1!1/!.I4! CloudRider17: U R LYK MI BSTBSTBSTBST FREIDN!!!!!11!!111!!!! BreakyantheMafia: NO WYA U R LYK SOSOSOSOSOS MUCH K3WL3R!11!!1! BreakyantheMafia: (keep in mind this is still my brother typing) CloudRider17: U NO IT!!!!1!!1!! BreakyantheMafia: LOLOLOLOLO!!1!!!11 U CRCK MEMEMEMEMEM UP!!11!1 CloudRider17: I NO IT!!11!1!!1!!1!!1! I M SO COLL1!1!!!!1!!! BreakyantheMafia: LYK I HVTA GO BT ILL TLK 2 U L8TR!1!!!11 BreakyantheMafia: ok he left CloudRider17: really creepy BreakyantheMafia: yeah he's kinda weird like that CloudRider17: sounds like it Quote #548 BreakyantheMafia: *frolics* CloudRider17: *lollygags* BreakyantheMafia: *skips* CloudRider17: *shoots* BreakyantheMafia: *falls* BreakyantheMafia: *bleeds* CloudRider17: *giggles* BreakyantheMafia: *wretches* BreakyantheMafia: *dies* Quote #549 CloudRider17: It is so funny to do a quidditch practice CloudRider17: Broom this and broom that CloudRider17: balls everywhere BreakyantheMafia: Hehehehehehehehehehe CloudRider17: I mean, seriously, was she high when she created this? BreakyantheMafia: Or maybe you were high when you thought of this....theory CloudRider17: Umm... mebe... BreakyantheMafia: It's ok Vinx...we're here for you Quote #550 RatZruLe7: Of course, Cooper, who the hell do you think I am? dr know328: megan? RatZruLe7: ....oh, you bitch. |