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BreakyantheMafia: Let's gouge out one eye, skin him alive, throw him in a fire, bathe him in lemonjuice, and chop off all his limbs Quote #727 rubberducky4275: Ryam moccolum BillyHadACupcake: your manwhore? kidvisciousmade: No kidvisciousmade: that's Colton rubberducky4275: well he will kick your ass CloudRider17: But I find all of this amusing kidvisciousmade: pfft rubberducky4275: Colton Who? BillyHadACupcake: he'd rather pinch it, I believe Quote #728 BreakyantheMafia: Never eat shinies, Shady CloudRider17: Neva eva BreakyantheMafia: Never...right Vinx? Asylum3scapee: I learned that life-lesson when I was a tiny tot Snowrudder: It's shiny.. Snowrudder: It's a HP... Snowrudder: And it's coolie! CloudRider17: Never touch shinies that are in the walls either Asylum3scapee: *Wants to eat it, but refrains* BreakyantheMafia: I learned it just today! CloudRider17: don't ever swallow plastic things either CloudRider17: wow, that sounded wrong. Snowrudder: I learnt that one, Vinx.... Snowrudder: The hard way. Quote #729 Asylum3scapee: *Cocks shotgun* Asylum3scapee: Need help? CloudRider17: lol Snowrudder: Umm...no. Asylum3scapee: oh fine. Asylum3scapee: *Mutters and puts gun away* CloudRider17: Sorry... but shotguns aren't allowed in Redwall Asylum3scapee: Nyah nyah. CloudRider17: they should be CloudRider17: but they aren't. Asylum3scapee: They should! Asylum3scapee: Then Redwall wouldn't have a problem defending itself. Quote #730 CloudRider17: *feels fat, but continues to eat halloween candy* CloudRider17: Um, no NuttyBushtail: haha NuttyBushtail: I think I know why you feel fat CloudRider17: hehe CloudRider17: YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND ME! CloudRider17: *sobs* CloudRider17: *eats more candy* CloudRider17: *sobs harder and then eats even more candy* NuttyBushtail: No, I don't... CloudRider17: I thought so NuttyBushtail: I'd take the candy away from you, but you might attack me NuttyBushtail: and sit on me NuttyBushtail: and squish me to death Quote #731 CloudRider17: *hides candy from self* NuttyBushtail: haha NuttyBushtail: Don't hide it to hard NuttyBushtail: If you can't find it again, you might die from withdrawls CloudRider17: hehe CloudRider17: I just put it all in my pillowcase and threw it into a corner NuttyBushtail: You sleep with your candy? NuttyBushtail: I didn't know you were THAT addicted..... CloudRider17: no CloudRider17: when you go trick or treating CloudRider17: you put your candy in a pillowcase CloudRider17: DUHH! NuttyBushtail: you do? NuttyBushtail: how hickish Quote #732 Auto response from Noitgot2BmeZ: *i wrote your name in the sand but the waves washed it away then i wrote your name in the sky but the wind blew it away so i wrote your name in my heart and thats forever where it will stay* By:Danny Dippel To:Katie Haberstock CloudRider17: Dipple didn't write that. CloudRider17: Haberstock should figure that out. Quote #733 constollybm: Guess what again? You just earned a spot as my first funny convo! constollybm: Thank you speech? CloudRider17: Well... *tear* It's been such an honor... I just can't believe it! My very own thank you speech... I mean, I know I am quite hilarious, probably even more than Co-- Um, erm, nevermind *nervous cough* It's been quite an honor, I mean... Jeez, I always say funny stuff and no one but Constolly had the guts to ask for a speech. *tear* Thank you so much... constollybm: YOU LITTLE HOE! constollybm: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE FUNNIER THAN ME?! Quote #734 constollybm: haha sexy cats CloudRider17: hehe CloudRider17: yup constollybm: gobi is a sexy beast, though CloudRider17: He is the dead sexiest constollybm: i mean...look at him. constollybm: *drools* CloudRider17: hehe CloudRider17: *snicker* CloudRider17: I get to HUG sexy Gobi... constollybm: Oh how I envy you!! CloudRider17: And also sexy Shadow CloudRider17: And sexy Killer... constollybm: bitch. Quote #735 CloudRider17: I have a joke for you CloudRider17: Tuesday is election day, right? constollybm: yeah CloudRider17: Well, it's also National Abstinence day. CloudRider17: No dick or bush allowed constollybm: I forgot what the word means CloudRider17: abstinence means no sex constollybm: Lmao constollybm: omg wait constollybm: lmao! constollybm: niice. Quote #736 constollybm: dude im bored as all hell CloudRider17: personally, I don't thinkn hell would be boring. I mean, think, there's FIRE. constollybm: well, getting 3rd degree burns can be very boring. CloudRider17: well... listneing to people get 3rd degree burns will be fun. constollybm: true constollybm: MWAAAAAAAH!!! THE PAIN!! MOMMY!! Quote #737 CloudRider17: nabooru offered link sex CloudRider17: She said "If I knew you were something somethign something I would have offered you something better..." And she winked. llamas in brazil: what kind of sick things do they hide in these video games? CloudRider17: lots. I mean, in the one I'm playing now, some guy accused me of raping the Princess llamas in brazil: and what game is this?!? CloudRider17: Final Fantasy IX llamas in brazil: i should have guessed. llamas in brazil: raping...princess? llamas in brazil: *chokes on swedish fish* llamas in brazil: i mean... come on llamas in brazil: you...didnt really rape the princess did you? CloudRider17: No. But there is plenty of sexual tension between us llamas in brazil: *blink* llamas in brazil: i knew it, you're a lesbian CloudRider17: In the game I'm a guy CloudRider17: Jeez llamas in brazil: ohhhhh llamas in brazil: right. CloudRider17: In all of the Final Fantasy games a guy is the main character CloudRider17: Besides, if i had been a girl, they wouldn't have accused me of raping the princess CloudRider17: Unless they're that sick llamas in brazil: i think they're that sick Quote #738 llamas in brazil: *bounces in anticipation* my pre ordered sims 2 is almost here!! llamas in brazil: haha..i remember at your wedding, when tholt kissed you passionately you said "sims music" llamas in brazil: damn...that wedding was pure gold Quote #739 constollybm: oh remember when snow w00ted? that was disturbing... Quote #740 constollybm: whoa constollybm: 20 yr old constollybm: stuffed toy constollybm: SCARY Quote #741 Cutestuff79: where are you? Cutestuff79: man Cutestuff79: im bored Cutestuff79: *whistles* CloudRider17: YES!? Cutestuff79: *twiddles thumbs* CloudRider17: *begs for treat* Cutestuff79: morgan! CloudRider17: *whines* Cutestuff79: hi! Cutestuff79: treat CloudRider17: *eats it!* Quote #742 Cutestuff79: god my mom can be the most irrational person i know sometimes Cutestuff79: excluding you of course Quote #743 Auto response from CloudRider17: Close your eyes For your eyes will only tell the truth And the truth isnt what you want to see In the dark, is it easy to pretend That the truth is what it ought to be youngbuckzboo: whooo deep Quote #744 CloudRider17: (I asked my dad if he thought gobi was sexy... I think he thinks I'm crazy.) Cadenzie: (lil) CloudRider17: (He was all "GOBI'S A CAT!") Quote #745 forceflow5125: (why are we chatting in parenthesis?) Cadenzie: (Because we're cool, Mick, because we're cool.) Quote #746 CloudRider17: I had a long conversation with a vet once about if cats had bellybuttons forceflow5125: lol forceflow5125: and the verdict? CloudRider17: and then I took Gobi and searched for his CloudRider17: Well, the vet said that they had them CloudRider17: but they grew over with smooth skin Cadenzie: Well, y'know, anything without a belly button just isn't as cool as something with a belly button. Cadenzie: I mean, it's a place that collects lint. What could be better than that? Quote #747 CloudRider17: Smigglethorp is a bitchin' name. Quote #748 constollybm: Yay constollybm: wait constollybm: eww constollybm: Tholt is here? Quote #749 CloudRider17: let's all go to Michigan, slap him, and then leave. Asylum3scapee: we'll kill him Asylum3scapee: *Winks at Vinx* CloudRider17: *winkity wink wink* constollybm: No, slap him, punch him in the groin, kick him in the head, THEN leave CloudRider17: *isn't sure why she's winking now* CloudRider17: oohhh, I Like cons idea better. Quote #750 BreakyantheMafia has entered the room. BreakyantheMafia: Here we go! constollybm: Cyp! constollybm: Finally, a beautiful person! BreakyantheMafia: *blushes* constollybm: hehe constollybm: Tholt was clouding my inner eye BreakyantheMafia: Thank 'oo Cons! |
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forceflow5125: who's your favorite X-man? CloudRider17: ... CloudRider17: I'm not obsessing over X-Men CloudRider17: You can talk about it, but I'm not answering CloudRider17: all I can think about is... CloudRider17: STAR WARS! Quote #702 CloudRider17: Fine, you may not be excited CloudRider17: but I am. Denodgeinator: the one girl dies forceflow5125: nice CloudRider17: ... CloudRider17: Dammit, Nuttimer. CloudRider17: I hate youa ll the time CloudRider17: Always telling me who dies and who lives CloudRider17: Yada yada yada Quote #703 CloudRider17: If I call you Eric... it'll be weird CloudRider17: Fine CloudRider17: I demand that you call me... CloudRider17: umm... Denodgeinator: Morgan? Lindsay? Alexander? forceflow5125: you can call me supreme overlord of the earth Quote #704 CloudRider17: I'm a Virgo Denodgeinator: Taurus Denodgeinator: My horoscope says "Life will suck for you big time." CloudRider17: and you'll never ever be happy Denodgeinator: yeah CloudRider17: lool CloudRider17: *8lol Denodgeinator: and Virgo's horoscope says "I will never be able to spell" Quote #705 Denodgeinator: Serm! CloudRider17: SPERM! CloudRider17: 2893473956t5927342 points to myself Denodgeinator: yes Denodgeinator: with a t in there CloudRider17: of course Denodgeinator: for some reason CloudRider17: whoops CloudRider17: lol CloudRider17: I can't believe you actually read it CloudRider17: if I had said "23985ythodfngh938745893rhergv points to myself" CloudRider17: Zie would say that it was unfair Quote #706 HirtzisNurtz: Ok most important question HirtzisNurtz: everyone ready?. CloudRider17: Umm Snowrudder: No... CloudRider17: No Snowrudder: Hehe CloudRider17: Yes HirtzisNurtz: *waits* CloudRider17: I'm ready now HirtzisNurtz: Snow? CloudRider17: *braces self for extremely stupid question* Quote #707 Denodgeinator: I got a popup, and it said win stuff enter your e-mail here Denodgeinator: and i entered someone I hate's e-mail Denodgeinator: I want them to win free stuff, aren't I nice? Quote #708 CloudRider17: heh CloudRider17: my brother's friend called Denodgeinator: and? CloudRider17: and I was caught up in my rolly chair and when I got up I tripped and fell. Quote #709 Cadenzie: I had the strangest dream last night. Cadenzie: I dreamt that I met you in a library. Cadenzie: It was really odd. CloudRider17: ... CloudRider17: lol CloudRider17: What happened? Cadenzie: Um Cadenzie: I kinda forget now. CloudRider17: Heh Cadenzie: All I remember is that I met you there, and then we did something. CloudRider17: I'm just that cool that people dream about meeting me all the time CloudRider17: We probably burned books Cadenzie: NO! Cadenzie: I'D NEVER BURN A BOOK! CloudRider17: The bad ones, of course Cadenzie: *glare* CloudRider17: Duhhh. Cadenzie: *glareglare* CloudRider17: Oh, like there aren't any bad books anywhere? Cadenzie: Well, they're not bad to /everyone/ CloudRider17: So? CloudRider17: Not even the history books? CloudRider17: Who cares if they like them? Cadenzie: History books are fun! CloudRider17: It's an empty library and we're alone.. WITH MATCHES! Cadenzie: lol Cadenzie: I /am/ a pyromaniac. Cadenzie: I just don't burn books. Cadenzie: We could burn the furniture! Quote #710 HirtzisNurtz has entered the room. CloudRider17: hello! HirtzisNurtz has left the room. Quote #711 Denodgeinator: Ugh constollybm: lol duh ugh constollybm: sounds like doug Denodgeinator: Or drug constollybm: daddy, make a baby and name him dough constollybm: or drug CloudRider17: lol constollybm: lol Denodgeinator: I've got you, Little Debbie Denodgeinator: That's good enough Quote #712 Denodgeinator: but it's a bit of a job to blow my nose when I need to. Denodgeinator: blow your nose... CloudRider17: job... blow... constollybm: *cough* CloudRider17: dyslexic CloudRider17: blow job CloudRider17: wait lemme correct that CloudRider17: dyslexic people see it as "blow job" Denodgeinator: yes CloudRider17: We're finding what we say in posts perv worthy CloudRider17: that's hilarious Denodgeinator: . . . Denodgeinator: But wait, aren't you dyslexic? constollybm: yeah constollybm: i'm dyslexic Denodgeinator: *suddenly understands what Vinx was really trying to say* Quote #713 Denodgeinator: *Beaming, she gently lifted from her deep robe pockets a small, furry little creature CloudRider17: uh oh CloudRider17: someone brought out their pussy CloudRider17: cat Quote #714 Denodgeinator: *Dae almost melted from the cuteness of the tubby little kitten.* Denodgeinator: Tubby kitten? CloudRider17: Tubby! constollybm: tubby! Denodgeinator: Vinx never said it was tubby constollybm: so?! CloudRider17: so!? CloudRider17: lol constollybm: lol CloudRider17: hehe Denodgeinator: I think Cons has just come to associate "tubby" and "Vinx" Quote #715 CloudRider17: "I don't ever want to see Hermione do THAT with a broomstick again!" constollybm: I SAID THAT! Quote #716 constollybm: SHITDIP! constollybm: now available at a Walmart near you constollybm: it's the dip that's close to the heart...and body Denodgeinator: *dips potato chips* CloudRider17: we should create a dip called shitdip Denodgeinator: *munch* CloudRider17: AND BECOME FAMOUS! constollybm: now with corn pieces! constollybm: and steamy goodness Denodgeinator: Sealed for freshness CloudRider17: comes in green, yellow, orange, and brown! Denodgeinator: ... Denodgeinator: orange? Quote #717 CloudRider17: YOUR CAT RAPED MINE! Quote #718 Cadenzie: and guess what? CloudRider17: What!? Cadenzie: I don't give a damn constollybm: i was going to say chicken butt constollybm: but hey! Quote #719 Cadenzie: KILL THE CAPS, DAMMIT! CloudRider17: ... CloudRider17: poor poor caps CloudRider17: He was never understood as a young child CloudRider17: and people just don't like him, do they? Quote #720 CloudRider17: righ Denodgeinator: t CloudRider17: 82374982459273912Y49837pie28937498237492 8374283094728934cookie982374892734023847 points CloudRider17: to nuttimer CloudRider17: of course. Denodgeinator: pie points! CloudRider17: cookie also Denodgeinator: and ccokie Denodgeinator: . . . CloudRider17: nononono CloudRider17: cookie Denodgeinator: pretend there's a little line on that c Quote #721 Denodgeinator: Math homework needs to die Denodgeinator: Good thing my FRIEND *coughnotreallykindofhack* gave me the answers Quote #722 Denodgeinator: ** Espior heard the shriek and he looked back and heard Kendall shriek and he got up woridely and ran over to her desk and stuck out his hand* "you alright?" CloudRider17: uh oh CloudRider17: Someone's got a boyfriend! Quote #723 constollybm: I want to stab Science fair in the eye. constollybm: With a sharp utensil. constollybm: That's rusty. constollybm: And has scabies smeared all over it Asylum3scapee: You will soon Asylum3scapee: *winkwink* CloudRider17: *wink wink* constollybm: *winkwink?* Valin Gamithrea: *wink wink* Asylum3scapee: *Quackle* Asylum3scapee: *Thwacks tholt* Asylum3scapee: Shut up! Asylum3scapee: You're not in this with us! CloudRider17: This is Shady's and my winkities. Valin Gamithrea: everyone else was doing it i didn't want to be different! Quote #724 Cadenzie: I Cadenzie: hate Cadenzie: Nutty Cadenzie: with Cadenzie: a fiery Cadenzie: passion Cadenzie: that Cadenzie: comsumes Cadenzie: my Cadenzie: soul Quote #725 Valin Gamithrea: you should write poetry cons Valin Gamithrea: just don't let little kids get a hold of it |