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CloudRider17: DAMN SCHOOL! CloudRider17: Right? constollybm: DAMN IT TO FAIRY HELL CloudRider17: Fairy hell must suck! constollybm: Hell yeah, that's where the fairies go constollybm: The pissed off ones that thought that being a fairy guaranteed a trip to heaven constollybm: "Yeah sure I raped that one little girl and accidentally ran over the bible with my lawnmower, but being a fairy should cover all that shit up." Quote #652 HirtzisNurtz: I'm in the circle of pervs Quote #653 Auto response from constollybm: >:o only stupid people leave away messages CloudRider17: Hah, you called yourself STUPID Quote #654 Denodgeinator: *coughwhereismydaughter* kitcatgurl678: busy kitcatgurl678: she's too busy for you Denodgeinator: I know she's busy... Denodgeinator: but what's she doing? kitcatgurl678: I think she has dance practice. Denodgeinator: I don't remember signing her up for that kitcatgurl678: . . . Denodgeinator: lol, my likkle ballarina...... Quote #655 Denodgeinator: http://www.spoonix.com/self- 20030130.png Denodgeinator: lol, it's Vinx! Quote #656 Denodgeinator: lol, someone joined the cadet camp as "Serm" CloudRider17: They forgot the P Quote #657 CloudRider17: ... CloudRider17: YOU BITCH! Denodgeinator: lol Denodgeinator: *Witch CloudRider17: **BITCH Denodgeinator: **WITCH! CloudRider17: ***BITCH Denodgeinator: ****SNITCH! CloudRider17: ****Fitch! CloudRider17: ****bitch! CloudRider17: ***STITCH Denodgeinator: ******TWITCH CloudRider17: ***ITCH Denodgeinator: *************RICH Denodgeinator: *********HITCH CloudRider17: ********************PITCH CloudRider17: *******BITCH! CloudRider17: Nuttimer CloudRider17: congrats CloudRider17: We both made it into my funny convo Denodgeinator: . . . CloudRider17: So we can stop now. Denodgeinator: YAY! Quote #658 kitcatgurl678: The doornobs are coming CloudRider17: no they aren't CloudRider17: 'tupid! CloudRider17: they've been here. kitcatgurl678: No kitcatgurl678: they're coming kitcatgurl678: they're the advance guard for the tikis! Quote #659 CloudRider17: I keep reading "eastern" as "sarcasm" CloudRider17: I'm not sure why... Denodgeinator: . . . Denodgeinator: because you're fat? CloudRider17: ... kitcatgurl678: you're dyslexic? CloudRider17: Maybe you read it normal because you're a bitch. Denodgeinator: *witch Quote #660 Denodgeinator: Cons and the :-*, sitting in a bush.... CloudRider17: all I hear is mush mush mush Denodgeinator: 192871239462134876134791346 points to Vinx Quote #661 CloudRider17: nooooo CloudRider17: I'm on the right of the photo. CloudRider17: The pirate CloudRider17: in the baggy white shirt Denodgeinator: oh.... Denodgeinator: you must be standing pretty straight Cadenzie: wow Cadenzie: you are so not obese, Vinx Denodgeinator: all your fat must be on your @$$ Denodgeinator: I know you're hiding it somewhere Denodgeinator: just like Saddam and the weapons Quote #662 Denodgeinator: Where. is. my. daughter. CloudRider17: Up. your. butt. Cadenzie: dude Cadenzie: I swear, it's like you have a crush on her. Cadenzie: and she's your daughter Quote #663 Cadenzie: give me points Cadenzie: 1409384023984502-098350289340289 of them, to be exact Denodgeinator: 8 points to Zie Denodgeinator: Caddyzie Cadenzie: d*mn you! Quote #664 Denodgeinator: mathcounts? Denodgeinator: eww CloudRider17: Mathcounts is FUN! Denodgeinator: is it, like, math? CloudRider17: I got a four certificates last year CloudRider17: and they were printed on sparkly paper. CloudRider17: I was like "oooooOOoOOo" Denodgeinator: Mathcounts: teaching mentally challenged kids to count to 10 Quote #665 CloudRider17: Nuttimer... CloudRider17: You're the oldest CloudRider17: AND THE STUPIDEST CloudRider17: Don't you feel special? Quote #666 (Gasp, the Devil's number...) Denodgeinator: Guess what I'm not doing when I'm talking to you? CloudRider17: Choking a chicken? Quote #667 sWeEtAsCaNdY4191: r u hot lol CloudRider17: ... sWeEtAsCaNdY4191: i ask weird ?'s cuz i am weird CloudRider17: You give me your opinion CloudRider17: http://www.spoonix.com/self- 20030130.png CloudRider17: Do you think I'm HOTT? CloudRider17: Cause I think I'm dead sexy sWeEtAsCaNdY4191: its loading up my thing is slow sWeEtAsCaNdY4191: oh my god CloudRider17: I'm dead sexy, right? sWeEtAsCaNdY4191: my computer is so slow i still didnt see it Quote #668 constollybm: come back in Auto response from CloudRider17: Just... not here.... You can either: ~Call me. ~Leave tons of messages. ~Ignore the fact that I'm away. Have a wonderful day. constollybm: VINX constollybm: VINX constollybm: VINX constollybm: VINX constollybm: VINX constollybm: MORGAN constollybm: MORGAN constollybm: MORGAN constollybm: COME BACK constollybm: COME BACK constollybm: COME BACK constollybm: NOE constollybm: NOW constollybm: NOW constollybm: NOWWW constollybm: come on. constollybm: nutty told me to bug you, and im not about to disobey my dad. constollybm: *poke* constollybm: *poke* constollybm: *poke* constollybm: *poke* constollybm: *poke* constollybm: *poke* constollybm: *poke* constollybm: *poke* constollybm: *poke* constollybm: *poke* constollybm: *poke* constollybm: *poke* constollybm: *poke* constollybm: *poke* constollybm: *poke* constollybm: *poke* constollybm: *poke* constollybm: *poke* constollybm: *poke* constollybm: *poke* constollybm: YOU ARE SO SCREWED WHEN YOU GET BACK. Quote #669 constollybm: my package came in the mail constollybm: wanna guess what it was? CloudRider17: I've started to create a webpage CloudRider17: umm CloudRider17: a dildo CloudRider17: ? constollybm: who told you. Quote #670 constollybm: i made this nerd sleep with a prostitute constollybm: he got her preggo constollybm: it was so funny constollybm: then i killed him constollybm: and she has no money for the baby Quote #671 constollybm: riight. constollybm: *walks calmly into therapy* constollybm: *nods as she is put into straight jacket* Quote #672 constollybm: aha i just remembered that one time i sent snow a pic of nelly furtado and he believed me...i hope he doesnt still think thats me CloudRider17: One day he'll be like "Cons, I didn't know you were famous..." constollybm: that would be a very dumbass-esque thing for him to do CloudRider17: yeah constollybm: then next year he'll be on oprah: i was in love with a celebrity.. Quote #673 constollybm: wee CloudRider17: I'll need to crop that photo that I got from Nuttimer. CloudRider17: You're the first listed! constollybm: YES!! constollybm: the page cant be found.. . . . (Omg, did I just ignore a wee thing? This is SO early, isn't it?) Quote #674 CloudRider17: aww CloudRider17: Killer's teething CloudRider17: He's chewing on all of my stuff! constollybm: lol aww constollybm: how cute constollybm: is he fat? CloudRider17: Yeah CloudRider17: lol constollybm: AWWW constollybm: lol a fat, teething cat Quote #675 CloudRider17: gaylyke? CloudRider17: OH SHIT CloudRider17: too much n00b talk constollybm: lol CloudRider17: I'm going bezerk constollybm: lyke. constollybm: hahaha |
| Quote #676
CloudRider17: We can do something in 2009, though. constollybm: yeah CloudRider17: Cause I think the reunion will be 2010. constollybm: thats when i graduate constollybm: 09 CloudRider17: Same here. CloudRider17: We'll both be all "Yippe!!!" CloudRider17: And then look at each other and go "ROAD TRIP!" CloudRider17: Like in the movies. Quote #677 constollybm: what's your number CloudRider17: Are you going to call me at 1:25?! CloudRider17: lol constollybm: lol yeah constollybm: you better answer fast CloudRider17: (***)-2*4-9**5 (Try to call me with that one, biatches who are pervs!) CloudRider17: I will CloudRider17: Jeez. CloudRider17: *puts hand on phone* Quote #678 constollybm: i like fat things. constollybm: i dunno...like i saw this fat squirrel try to climb up a tree, constollybm: and i swear i was having the time of my life Quote #679 CloudRider17: "swimfunmeg: Who the hell is Holly CloudRider17: Honestly, megan, a friend from school CloudRider17: Who do you think would call me? swimfunmeg: i dont know.. swimfunmeg: thats why i asked" CloudRider17: Good thing I'm so unpopular. CloudRider17: hehe constollybm: lol CloudRider17: If I ever complain of being bored, she'll be like "Why don't you invite Holly over?" CloudRider17: And I'll just say that you got caught with Drugs. CloudRider17: hehe CloudRider17: And she'll just stare. Quote #680 CloudRider17: I wish I had a cell phone constollybm: i wish i had a Llama Quote #681 constollybm: what movie CloudRider17: Van Helsing CloudRider17: WHICH SUCKS constollybm: i knew it. constollybm: it looked like donkey shit CloudRider17: The graphics were horrible. CloudRider17: And the storyline even worse. constollybm: oh dear CloudRider17: Had the cheesiest ending. constollybm: tell me! constollybm: i will never see that movie CloudRider17: The girl he liked (which he had no chemistry with) died after giving him some medicine so he woudln't be a werewolf anymore. CloudRider17: And they didn't even have sex! constollybm: damn! CloudRider17: so, it sucked. CloudRider17: But the liddle guy that followed him around had sex with some random girl. CloudRider17: but he didn't. CloudRider17: He saved the girl's life and she was like "OMG, you saved my life! how can I EVER repay you?" constollybm: lol CloudRider17: He whispers in her ear, and she goes "I thought munks can't do that..." CloudRider17: And he goes "I'm a friar, I can do whatever I want" *wink wink* CloudRider17: And he woke up on the sofa with her. CloudRider17: in the next scene. Quote #682 constollybm: braces. CloudRider17: ...what? CloudRider17: OH RIGHT CloudRider17: That's why Nuttimer is being so gay lately! CloudRider17: He got his braces last thursday Quote #683 CloudRider17: You: OMFG! A cute boy! *stalks* constollybm: lol constollybm: well... constollybm: they dont make them all that swell over here constollybm: but when i spot a nice one, constollybm: i go into stalker/vixen mode CloudRider17: You cling? constollybm: oh yes... constollybm: i rub my hands in the dryer constollybm: to get extra clingy power Quote #684 CloudRider17: and the ones that are uber-cute are probably gay. constollybm: it isnt fair constollybm: you noticed it too? constollybm: all the sexy ones gotta like guys constollybm: what the fuck CloudRider17: NOO! CloudRider17: Draco's gay. constollybm: NOO!! constollybm: it cant...be.. constollybm: no... my... dragon... in.. shining... armor.. no... homo... no.. ass fucking... *dies* CloudRider17: And the ones with boyish charm are momma's boys. CloudRider17: meaning... Ron's a momma's boy. CloudRider17: And well.. Harry would be one, but he doesn't have a mom, so he's gay. Quote #685 CloudRider17: Just think, cons, five years. CloudRider17: and it'll be FREEEEDOMMMM! CloudRider17: And we can do a stupid jig in clogs. Quote #686 CloudRider17: It's my special talent CloudRider17: getting people confused. constollybm: mine is being random. Quote #687 CloudRider17: If we went to the same school, we would have lives. CloudRider17: And that would be SO cool. constollybm: i know constollybm: what the fuck constollybm: this isnt fair CloudRider17: I know CloudRider17: The world should be smaller. CloudRider17: And everyone should sing "it's a small world afterall, it's a small world after all!" CloudRider17: IT'S A SMALL SMALL WORLD! CloudRider17: *dances* constollybm: that reminds me of disney world CloudRider17: .... CloudRider17: DUH! CloudRider17: Jeez. constollybm: lol CloudRider17: What else is it supposed to remind you of? constollybm: lion king CloudRider17: it is? Quote #688 SecretSparkle: Store an entry in your journal by typing it now. CloudRider17: I hate this new IMer, SecretSparkle... she's so evil, and won't shut up. I don't know what's wrong with her. She is just so stupid... Quote #689 Auto response from constollybm: I'm sleeping....hopefully not with you. Good night. CloudRider17: OMFG CloudRider17: Good thing not with me! Quote #690 CloudRider17: *starts to dial 911* Auto response from BreakyantheMafia: Fending off the lawn gnomes! If you get time, please call 911...I've stopped feeling my limbs... CloudRider17: DON'T WORRY, THEY'RE ON THEIR WAY! BreakyantheMafia returned at 5:01:15 PM. BreakyantheMafia: Thanks Vinx! CloudRider17: Yay! BreakyantheMafia: *CPR* CloudRider17: Yay! BreakyantheMafia: *wakes up* Ok! BreakyantheMafia: So besides this...what's up Vinx? CloudRider17: Umm... nothing BreakyantheMafia: *grinity* CloudRider17: Except for I just saved your life. BreakyantheMafia: Oh yes but I mean besides that...like anything out of the ordinary CloudRider17: Umm... no Quote #691 BillyHadACupcake: BYE VINX FOR 5 DAYS! CloudRider17: *frenches Dirk* BYE! BillyHadACupcake: ...wow...I should leave for 5 days more often Quote #692 constollybm: omg CloudRider17: what? constollybm: jaci's xanga is whore33 CloudRider17: it'd be even funnier if it were "Hollyswhore33" Quote #693 PunkyMonkeyGCFan: should I click it? CloudRider17: yes CloudRider17: I was just joking PunkyMonkeyGCFan: *scared too* PunkyMonkeyGCFan: Once I clicked a link that I didn't know what it was that kat gave me CloudRider17: and what happened? PunkyMonkeyGCFan: It was Billie Joe porn Quote #694 forceflow5125: Punka, you know, you're completely right... I'm surprised I don't have some sorta cyperstd Quote #695 PunkyMonkeyGCFan: from hot sex to crickets PunkyMonkeyGCFan: ... PunkyMonkeyGCFan: make a good Cd title Quote #696 constollybm: lol constollybm: i'll put it... constollybm: in my profile CloudRider17: that'd be evile CloudRider17: cause you know everyone would click it constollybm: lol ooh the possibilities CloudRider17: at least Dirk constollybm: yeah constollybm: aww that isn't nice though CloudRider17: he'd be like "CONS IN A BIKINI! *clickclikclick*" Quote #697 You have just entered room "Chat 30829577591286062181." ElLaEnChAnTeDmfb: wtf Denodgeinator: VINX!!!!!!!!1 ElLaEnChAnTeDmfb: vinx ElLaEnChAnTeDmfb: omg ElLaEnChAnTeDmfb: finally ElLaEnChAnTeDmfb: wtf CloudRider17: WHAT DO YOU PEOPLE WANT FROM ME!? Quote #698 Denodgeinator: I misinterpretted something Cons said in Spanish as "I want to play with a banana" Quote #699 bugsterm31: your a girl? CloudRider17: no bugsterm31: who is that CloudRider17: that's me bugsterm31: your a guy with that long of hair? CloudRider17: Yeah bugsterm31: god Quote #700 bugsterm31: ur a lesbian right? bugsterm31: g2g CloudRider17: I'm a guy, dude! bugsterm31: ohhhhhhhh CloudRider17: but I'm bi, if you're interested bugsterm31: o0o0o0o bugsterm31: no i have a boy frend CloudRider17: aww CloudRider17: darn bugsterm31: dont tell ne1 im gay ok? CloudRider17: I won't |
