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Quote #800
Denodgeinator: The kid, his dog, and his grandma are drunk on whisky!
Denodgeinator: I'm afraid of what horrific scenes come next
CloudRider17: ...
CloudRider17: oh god
Denodgeinator: a threesome!
CloudRider17: butt sex with a dog
CloudRider17: and probably his grandma

Quote #801
Valin Gamithrea: a porn star dog!
CloudRider17: Poor Queenie
CloudRider17: *shakes head*

Quote #802
Cadenzie: People are arguing over me!
Cadenzie: yay!

Quote #803
CloudRider17: grandma feeling horny = wrong
Asylum3scapee: ewww
Denodgeinator: EW!
Valin Gamithrea: ew ew ew ew ew
CloudRider17: I knew I'd get some eww's for that

Quote #804

Asylum3scapee: *Sits on someone's shoulder*
BreakyantheMafia: *bones break*

Quote #805
CloudRider17: I'm kind of thinking about going downstairs and huggling sexy Gobi
Asylum3scapee: My cat isn't sexy
Asylum3scapee: *Cries*

Quote #806
Cadenzie: I'm kinda tired, so I'm not spelling everything right.
CloudRider17: Meh, don't worry
CloudRider17: not like anyone here cares.
BreakyantheMafia: nithr ma o

Quote #807
Cadenzie: I care
CloudRider17: Fiiiine
CloudRider17: Care all you want
Cadenzie: I will.

Quote #808
Asylum3scapee: My  Fairy Godmother  in italics gave me this shovel
Asylum3scapee: *Thwacks nut with it*

Quote #809
CloudRider17: Tomorrow's Sunday
CloudRider17: there's nothing that you have to do tomorrow
CloudRider17: You can do the story then!
Denodgeinator: yes there is!
CloudRider17: You can masturbate a different day

Quote #810
Cadenzie: Don't do the biology project.
Cadenzie: Chat with us.
CloudRider17: Yeah, don't do it
Denodgeinator: ...
Cadenzie: We're cooler than the project.
Denodgeinator has left the room.
CloudRider17: we're more important
CloudRider17: OMG
CloudRider17: he left!

Quote #811
CloudRider17: curse my hands
CloudRider17: *slaps them*

Quote #812
BillyHadACupcake: Tickle-me-Trevor action figures are out in stores!
Asylum3scapee: *boycotts stores*

Quote #813

CloudRider17: Hah!  Hahahaha!  You have SCHOOL!
Auto response from PunkyMonkeyGCFan: Schoolness... Bleh.
CloudRider17: *points and laughs*

Quote #814

Denodgeinator: Yo
CloudRider17: WHAT DO YOU WANT!?
Denodgeinator: . . .
Denodgeinator: I dunno?
Denodgeinator: What's up?
CloudRider17: ...
CloudRider17: EVERYTHING!
CloudRider17: even my feet
Denodgeinator: Ew, your feet are high?

Quote #815
Denodgeinator: *Torches Horty*
kitcatgurl678: Dude
kitcatgurl678: I can't believe that Horty is a girl
CloudRider17: I thought you would never do that to a girl...
Denodgeinator: . . .
Denodgeinator: Horty's a manly girl
Denodgeinator: She defies the laws of gender
Denodgeinator: I'm allowed to torch her,
Denodgeinator: I just can't hit her
CloudRider17: Hahah
Denodgeinator: Special genders require special rules
Denodgeinator: Kind of like It-Goth

Quote #816
Denodgeinator: "Ivy grabs a ball and scribbles "intelligence" on it, then jumps in front of it"
Denodgeinator: considreing this is a guys vs. girls chat....

Quote #817
Asylum3scapee: What's today?
CloudRider17: firday
CloudRider17: yes, I meant firday
CloudRider17: not friday
Denodgeinator: Friday is for squares
CloudRider17: It is.
Denodgeinator: And other quadrilaterals
Denodgeinator: Firday is the only way to go!
Asylum3scapee: then what is firday for?
CloudRider17: for firs!
CloudRider17: duhhh
Asylum3scapee: oooooooookay then
CloudRider17: *nudges Nutty* She's a quad.
Asylum3scapee: I'm scared to know what you just called me

Quote #818
EdGe n RvD n HbK: OOO IT S ON NOW
EdGe n RvD n HbK: ILL TAKE ALL U ON
forceflow5125: I'll fight!
EdGe n RvD n HbK: CEPT MICKLE HES A NUT
forceflow5125: *draws sword and grins toothily*
CloudRider17: eww
CloudRider17: which one?
forceflow5125: my sabber

Quote #819
Denodgeinator: If yur gunna make up a language try to at least make some of the words flow. Bonk=hello.....bonk haha.....nvm

Quote #820

Denodgeinator: *imagines Vinx's face doing push-ups*
Denodgeinator: *snorts*

Quote #821
BreakyantheMafia: *Moogle's Vinx*
BreakyantheMafia: *Throws moogles and chocobos at her*
Denodgeinator: Is Moogle a verb?
Denodgeinator: Stop Moogling Vinx!
BreakyantheMafia: No...
CloudRider17: noo...
Denodgeinator: lol
CloudRider17: but apprently she's using it as one
CloudRider17: moogles... are... little... weird things

Quote #822
forceflow5125: *looks for someone to fight*
CloudRider17: Mickle
CloudRider17: You're a fighter... not a lover.
CloudRider17: You're very weird
forceflow5125: *nods*

Quote #823
BreakyantheMafia: GOPHERS!
CloudRider17: ......
CloudRider17: WHERE!?
BreakyantheMafia: BEHIND YOU!
CloudRider17: *looks behind*
CloudRider17: ohh... it's only Shadow

Quote #824
constollybm: ..
Cadenzie: ...
constollybm: ...
Cadenzie: ....
CloudRider17: don't start it
constollybm: fine.
constollybm: let's do...commas!
constollybm: ,,,,,
Cadenzie: ......
constollybm: ,,,,,,
Cadenzie: ........
constollybm: that isn't a comma
constollybm: ,,,,,
Cadenzie: Yes it is.
constollybm: no
constollybm: it's a period
Cadenzie: ,,,,,,,

Quote #825

HirtzisNurtz: You guys/girls see The Incredibles?
CloudRider17: No.
CloudRider17: not yet
Snowrudder: No.
Snowrudder: Just saw Shrek 2, actually.
CloudRider17: Poor poor canadians
CloudRider17: BUT THEY HAVE FREEDOM FROM BUSH!
CloudRider17: *dance*

Quote #826
CloudRider17: Let's.... go kill some helpless rabbits.
CloudRider17: Doesn't that sound like an adventure?
Swim Freak 129: kind of
CloudRider17: Murdering those helpless rabbits.
CloudRider17: And EATING them.
CloudRider17: Oo, sounds like a fun barbacue.

Quote #827
CloudRider17: I wish I had padded walls
CloudRider17: ah... no stubbin' my toe anymore..

Quote #828
Asylum3scapee: ah well
Asylum3scapee: now there's two crazy boys and one shy girl
Asylum3scapee: what's the odds of that?
BillyHadACupcake: I'm not shy
Quote #829
Snowrudder: *thinks* If I make a site, I should do it on Geocities.....
Snowrudder: Then put up lots of picture...
Swim Freak 129: yess
NorthernSpirit14: thanks
Snowrudder: Make it graphically pleasing....
UltruhMooMoo1107: eew ur gonna make a porn site?!!
Swim Freak 129: mmmhmm
Swim Freak 129: lol
Snowrudder: Hehehe
Snowrudder: No.
Snowrudder: A Blacksmiths site...
Snowrudder: For the ROC.
UltruhMooMoo1107: god! dont scare me like that man!!

Quote #830
NuttyBushtail: I got stranded with 3 other people on a water-trampoline in the middle of a lake after our boat drifted away
NorthernSpirit14: nut, that'd be awesome with the right people

Quote #831

forceflow5125: I need a girlfriend, too...
CloudRider17: Now, now, need is a strong word.
forceflow5125: need is what I have right now...
forceflow5125: *sigh*
forceflow5125: ah well

Quote #832
BillyHadACupcake: Or...we could have one big cling-a-thon...
constollybm: *throws Zie a clingy waffle*
BreakyantheMafia: *eats waffle*
constollybm: Dirk knowing you the cling-a-thon would get..

Quote #833
You have just entered room "Gays Lesbos and Heteros unite."
BreakyantheMafia has entered the room.
BreakyantheMafia: no not today u guys...
CloudRider17: nooo!
BreakyantheMafia: my friend is here and she needs to keep what is left of her sanity

Quote #834
Cutestuff79: no fair
Cutestuff79: they have those?
CloudRider17: yeah
CloudRider17: I looked 'em up
Cutestuff79: hmmm im gonna look for cool ones...wow you just gave me hours of entertianment no wonder i always ask you what to do when im bored

Quote #835
BillyHadACupcake: Omg, Vinx actually figured something out!
CloudRider17: ...SO!?
CloudRider17: I do that all the time!
BillyHadACupcake: ...
BillyHadACupcake: *snort*
CloudRider17: It's true!
BillyHadACupcake: You keep telling yourself that
CloudRider17: *ego crushed*
BillyHadACupcake: *squishes it beneath foot*
BillyHadACupcake: *stomps on it*
CloudRider17: *ego cries*
BillyHadACupcake: *serves chilled with ketchup*

Quote #836

Auto response from forceflow5125: They're coming to take me away, Ha ha! They're coming to take me away!
CloudRider17: Who's coming?  The circus or your... "parents"?

Quote #837
PunkyMonkeyGCFan: I will leave so eventually the chat will be alone for Trevor
PunkyMonkeyGCFan: so he can strattle a paddle
PunkyMonkeyGCFan has left the room.
BillyHadACupcake: ...
BillyHadACupcake: well
BillyHadACupcake: I gtg anyway
BillyHadACupcake: ...
BillyHadACupcake: *strattles a paddle*

Quote #838
BillyHadACupcake: *dies*
CloudRider17: aww
CloudRider17: *huggle*
BillyHadACupcake: *is happy dead*
BillyHadACupcake: *but hell kicks him out*
BillyHadACupcake: *damn them*
BillyHadACupcake: *dances in death*
BillyHadACupcake: *does other gay and random stuff*
CloudRider17: *stops huggling dirk*
CloudRider17: okay... that's just weird

Quote #839
ToXiC     F0XX: Wait..who am I getting it on with now? o_o

Quote #840
CloudRider17: does anyone else notice that Brian Jacques initials are BJ?
Asylum3scapee: yah, so?
Asylum3scapee: oh
Asylum3scapee: gross!
CloudRider17: lol
Asylum3scapee: SICKO!

Quote #841
CloudRider17: I'm 47% gay.
Valin Gamithrea: hehe
Valin Gamithrea: wow, that's alot
CloudRider17: well, at least I'm not as high up there as YOU, Tholty
CloudRider17: We all know you ARE gay.

Quote #842

PureAsian59: YEA CLOUD PERSON
PureAsian59: SHES COOL
CloudRider17: Yeah, I was cooler until you found out I was a girl.

Quote #843
PunkyMonkeyGCFan: Vinx, was Torie annoying you when I was asleep yesterday?
CloudRider17: Torie being?
PunkyMonkeyGCFan: Blamemyparents34
CloudRider17: oohh
CloudRider17: umm, I dunno
CloudRider17: I don't remember
CloudRider17: probably
CloudRider17: everyone seems to want to annoy me

Quote #844
forceflow5125: I get to go shoot people on Friday

Quote #845
BillyHadACupcake: I am 30% gay ONLY
BillyHadACupcake: http://www.channel4.com/life/microsites/G/gayom
eter/gayometer.html
Asylum3scapee: Daddy...
Asylum3scapee: this may scare you...
Asylum3scapee: but I'm a little more gay than you...
Asylum3scapee: I got 50%
Asylum3scapee: O:-)
BillyHadACupcake: ...
BillyHadACupcake: SHADY IS MORE GAY THAN ME???
BillyHadACupcake: OMG!!!

Quote #846
BillyHadACupcake: *cries*
BillyHadACupcake: I feel so...wrong
BillyHadACupcake: I am not gay
BillyHadACupcake: its...not right
BillyHadACupcake: *cries more*
Asylum3scapee: It's not that you aren't gay, it's that your daughter is gayer than you are. :-)
BillyHadACupcake: but...only 30%? I am not even bi!
BillyHadACupcake: Well, not much
Asylum3scapee: Don't be sad for yourself, be happy for me!
Asylum3scapee: Actualy, I don't want to be gay
Asylum3scapee: not even bi
Valin Gamithrea: haha yeah, shady gets to have more fun than all of us
BillyHadACupcake: *cries*
BillyHadACupcake: WAIT!!!!
BillyHadACupcake: I GOT IT!!!
BillyHadACupcake: I AM TRANS!
Asylum3scapee: What?
Asylum3scapee: who
BillyHadACupcake: I DON"T NEED TO BE GAY!!!!
BillyHadACupcake: I AM NORMAL AGAIN!!!!

Quote #847
Asylum3scapee: *Jumps on Tholt* Giddyap llama!

Quote #848

Asylum3scapee: Soo... llama
Asylum3scapee: *mischevious grin*
Valin Gamithrea: oh fine, do what you will with me
Asylum3scapee: *rides him*
Asylum3scapee: ....
Asylum3scapee: *Grits teeth*
Valin Gamithrea: .....
Valin Gamithrea: ?
Asylum3scapee: I should have said that differently
PunkyMonkeyGCFan: back
Asylum3scapee: yay!
PunkyMonkeyGCFan: ...
PunkyMonkeyGCFan: I SAW THAT!
Asylum3scapee: *Cringe*
PunkyMonkeyGCFan: Stop riding him
PunkyMonkeyGCFan: you perv
Asylum3scapee: But he's my llama!

Quote #849

Asylum3scapee: I'll... just... get my own llama.
Asylum3scapee: *Turns to him, misty-eyed*
Asylum3scapee: i just want you to be happy.
Asylum3scapee: My llama friend...
Valin Gamithrea: .....
Asylum3scapee: *Broken sob*
Valin Gamithrea: lol
Asylum3scapee: heeheehe
Valin Gamithrea: *is shady's llama*
Asylum3scapee: *Hugs him tightly*
Asylum3scapee: *Would pet him, but Vinx defiled it*

Quote #850
Asylum3scapee: Well, I'd probably be getting to bed too.
Asylum3scapee: TREVOR HOW FRIGGIN LONG DOES IT TAKE YOU TO EAT SUPPER?!?!
Asylum3scapee: What is that... an eight-course meal?!
Asylum3scapee: But ona  brighter note *Jumps up and down hyperly*
Asylum3scapee: Daddy!Daddy!Daddy! I GOT A LLAMA!!!
Asylum3scapee: ANd his name is Tholty!
Asylum3scapee: But don't worry, cuz I'll feed him and brush him and love him forever!
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