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BillyHadACupcake: Asylum3scapee: TREVOR HOW FRIGGIN LONG DOES IT TAKE YOU TO EAT SUPPER?!?! BillyHadACupcake: Only a few minutes, but it takes awhile to have the after-supper sex Quote #852 BillyHadACupcake: Ok hyper superducky: good. hyper superducky: *cough.* BillyHadACupcake: *silent again* hyper superducky: oh yeah. hyper superducky: *slinks into shag wagon* BillyHadACupcake: *follows* hyper superducky: *bumpity bumpity* hyper superducky: okay, we're done BillyHadACupcake: more later? hyper superducky: yes hyper superducky: *shoves him to post* BillyHadACupcake: *is happy* hyper superducky: *is happy that HIS is happy* Quote #853 Asylum3scapee: Trevor Asylum3scapee: Did you tell Torie I was a lesbo?! Quote #854 CloudRider17: Well, it's not as bad as having someone marry you and think that you're a boy. CloudRider17: even after being married for 24 hours... Asylum3scapee: yah,,,, that's bad,,, CloudRider17: sad sad... CloudRider17: Durriac did that. Asylum3scapee: Wow Asylum3scapee: *Coughs* CloudRider17: He came into the chat and was like "husband!" Quote #855 hyper superducky has left the room. BillyHadACupcake: and no one talks once she goes BillyHadACupcake: its like trying to have an orgy with one person Quote #856 forceflow5125 has entered the room. CloudRider17: Yay! CloudRider17: Mick's here. CloudRider17: but I think I'm going to go... school tomorrow and shit. CloudRider17: and I'm tired, anyway. forceflow5125: well hi to you too CloudRider17: lol CloudRider17: You just forced me to leave by your presence Mick. CloudRider17: even though I invited you... CloudRider17: I really don't see the logic in my thinking. CloudRider17: Well, tootlepip. Quote #857 CloudRider17: Besides, you just ACT dumb. constollybm: yeah it's not like i don't know that 1+1=3 Quote #858 CloudRider17: aol instant messenger has encountered a problem and it needs to close constollybm: it's legs Quote #859 CloudRider17: OH YOU BITCH Auto response from BillyHadACupcake: How do you keep an ididot in suspense? I'll tell you when I return. CloudRider17: You're making me suspensful... CloudRider17: I hate it when I see an away message like yours and I know who the idiot is. CloudRider17: Me. Quote #860 CloudRider17: What was up with people and big glasses in the 70's? CloudRider17: or Boyscouts and their skirts? Quote #861 Denodgeinator: Let's play find my thong CloudRider17: ... CloudRider17: YOUR THONG? Denodgeinator: lmao CloudRider17: Uh oh, I don't think we'll be able to D4rkPengu1n: maybe Vinx's thong CloudRider17: ... CloudRider17: I'd say something, but it'd be even more peverted. Quote #862 CloudRider17: You liked flirting with my away message, didn't you? forceflow5125: well you told me too... CloudRider17: so!? forceflow5125: so I did CloudRider17: so? forceflow5125: she said she thinks my tractor's sexy Quote #863 BillyHadACupcake: She is blackmailing me CloudRider17: I got that part. BillyHadACupcake: by threatening to tell what Sp2 is CloudRider17: and that is/ CloudRider17: :-D BillyHadACupcake: you can't know yet CloudRider17: why not? BillyHadACupcake: top secret BillyHadACupcake: ... BillyHadACupcake: maybe if you send me naked pictures Quote #864 CloudRider17: my legs are dry, so i'm putting vaseline on them Asylum3scapee: And you can't use lotion. because.....? CloudRider17: lotion makes my legs itch Asylum3scapee: Doyou have a brother? CloudRider17: uh, yeah Asylum3scapee: *Shuts mouth* Nevermind, I'm not even going to start CloudRider17: don't worry, it's my own personal vaseline jar Asylum3scapee: Okay, good. Quote #865 Asylum3scapee: I could stalk you BillyHadACupcake: Anyone could Asylum3scapee: Trevor, I have your address and everything CloudRider17: He WANTS stalkers. BillyHadACupcake: everyone does CloudRider17: I don't Asylum3scapee: he wants to be raped BillyHadACupcake: and yes, I do Asylum3scapee: omg Asylum3scapee: I can't believe I just said that! CloudRider17: lol BillyHadACupcake: ... BillyHadACupcake: SHADY! BillyHadACupcake: BAD! Asylum3scapee: *Goes to wash out mouth* Quote #866 CloudRider17: your hair isn't that long, anyway. Denodgeinator: *measures it* CloudRider17: lol, that looks wrong. Denodgeinator: My HEAD HAIR is 6 inches long Denodgeinator: and my bangs are five inches CloudRider17: wow, your hair is probably longer than your... nothing... Quote #867 Herriaz: i go to a private school, so we get to decide stuff like that... CloudRider17: ...wowzers, private school... Herriaz: that's me CloudRider17: PUBLIC SCHOOL! CloudRider17: (public is close to pubic CloudRider17: they're pretty much the same thing anyway...) Herriaz: lol Herriaz: but private is closer to privates Herriaz: and primate CloudRider17: I like mine better Herriaz: primate privates Herriaz: ewwwwwwwwww CloudRider17: I still like mine better. Herriaz: ....monkey porn... CloudRider17: lol! Herriaz: i think i'll google it... CloudRider17: haha CloudRider17: you'll get like 203421034820384 responses. Herriaz: and about 2 of them will be of monkeys Quote #868 BillyHadACupcake: I'm pervsexual Quote #869 Asylum3scapee: It's Morgie Orgie! Asylum3scapee: Oh crap that sounded wrong CloudRider17: it did CloudRider17: but only slightly Quote #870 forceflow5125: mine had 3 heads, 5 arms, 6 legs, and 2 dicks... CloudRider17: ...Mick, did you have sex with your sister again? Quote #871 Denodgeinator: your away message has been changed... Auto Response from CloudRider17: I'm riding Cloud dammit! Denodgeinator: to suit your perverted dreams... Quote #872 CloudRider17 (1:25:42 AM): Yo CloudRider17 (1:27:30 AM): WHEEERRRREEEE ARRRREEE YOUUUU? CloudRider17 (1:27:37 AM): Wait, are you on Spring Break? CloudRider17 (1:27:44 AM): Do Canadians HAVE Spring Break? Quote #873 CloudRider17: everytime anyoen sees the inside of my brother's car, they go "YOU COULD HAVE SEX IN THAT BACKSEAT!" or if they see the trunk they go "YOU COULD HAVE SEX IN THAT TRUNK!" Denodgeinator: and Vinx replies with Denodgeinator: "Sometimes we do" Quote #874 Snowrudder: I like band people. Snowrudder: All that long hair...... Snowrudder: Down to the waist... Snowrudder: And I'm not talking about girls either. Quote #875 BillyHadACupcake: I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE CloudRider17: lol CloudRider17: where? BillyHadACupcake: ... BillyHadACupcake: *thinks* BillyHadACupcake: um... BillyHadACupcake: *forgets* Quote #876 CloudRider17: not like i'd know CloudRider17: I don't read that shit CloudRider17: (not literal) Denodgeinator: that's nice Denodgeinator: *doesn't care* CloudRider17: *doesn't care that you don't care* Denodgeinator: *doesn't care that you don't care that I don't care* CloudRider17: *doesn't care that you don't care that I don't care that you don't care.* Denodgeinator: *doesn't feel like adding to that* CloudRider17: *doesn't care that you don't feel like adding to what i said before* Denodgeinator: *headache* |
| Quote #877
Herriaz: where do you live again? CloudRider17: North Carolina Herriaz: that's what i thought CloudRider17: where do you live? Herriaz: MA Herriaz: blue country CloudRider17: MA... CloudRider17: Maryland? Herriaz: the bluest state CloudRider17: mASSachusettes? Herriaz: yep Herriaz: and we're massholes to you Herriaz: *massachussetts CloudRider17: I just read that as "We're masterbaters to you" Herriaz: yeah we're masters at that bating Herriaz: few can rival a masshole at bating CloudRider17: yes yes Quote #878 Lauren: those're good size chickens, aren't they? Lauren: 4-5 pounds? Snow: More... Snow: Try 7-9. Snow: Ours are the size of geese in the store. Lauren: geez, what'd you feed them? Vinx: fat chickens Snow: Not fat... Snow: It's normal for us. Vinx: ...big-boned? Quote #879 BillyHadACupcake: oh, score BillyHadACupcake: new wife CloudRider17: ...who? BillyHadACupcake: I dunno BillyHadACupcake: someone CloudRider17: lol CloudRider17: Let me guess... it's Nutty. BillyHadACupcake: ... BillyHadACupcake: I sure hope not CloudRider17: lol CloudRider17: But he's cute! BillyHadACupcake: But he wouldn't be a wife BillyHadACupcake: plus, you know he'd never accept Quote #880 CloudRider17: *Drags Durriac off into a closet.* CloudRider17: Are you confused now? Herriaz: *is dragged* Herriaz: just happy forceflow5125: *hides small incendiary device in closet* CloudRider17: hey! Herriaz: uh oh CloudRider17: Mickle! Herriaz: it's an incendiary device Herriaz: run! CloudRider17: *clings shirtless to mickle* Herriaz: *runs* Herriaz: hey! CloudRider17: ... CloudRider17: I mean... CloudRider17: *runs* Quote #881 Asylum3scapee: only non-pervs can cling to me! Asylum3scapee: So haha! CloudRider17: *clings to Shady shirtless* BillyHadACupcake: Uh oh Shady CloudRider17: Oh, I mean... CloudRider17: you siad NON-pervs Asylum3scapee: wtc?! Quote #882 CloudRider17: Gray, go hump Breaky. BreakyantheMafia: No BreakyantheMafia: NO BreakyantheMafia: DON'T COME NEAR ME! Quote #883 CloudRider17: I'm gonna get ruby out CloudRider17: and pet her. BillyHadACupcake: in what way? CloudRider17: Dirk, ruby is a rat CloudRider17: who is over 2 years old CloudRider17: stop thinking THAT perverted CloudRider17: the type of petting your thinking about is how I'll be petting Gobi later tonight. CloudRider17: ;-) Quote #884 x0StJimmy0x: DIRK!!!! CloudRider17: WHAT!? CloudRider17: Oh, I mean. CloudRider17: *cough* PunkyMonkeyGCFan: OMG CloudRider17: bye PunkyMonkeyGCFan: VINX IS DIRK!! PunkyMonkeyGCFan: You sick pervert PunkyMonkeyGCFan: feeling YOURSELF up. Quote #885 CloudRider17: so, whatcha been up to? PunkyMonkeyGCFan: Well PunkyMonkeyGCFan: I was so bored today CloudRider17: was? CloudRider17: or still am? PunkyMonkeyGCFan: I was watching tlc for 3 hours. CloudRider17: ...o...m...g... CloudRider17: you poor person PunkyMonkeyGCFan: lol CloudRider17: at least you weren't watching Touched by an Uncle. PunkyMonkeyGCFan: ... Quote #886 Asylum3scapee: Because, just face it, purring is just plain sexy Asylum3scapee: I would instantly propose to any man that could purr exactly like a cat CloudRider17: lol Asylum3scapee: He's like "Purr" and I'm all "Oh. My. Gosh. MARRY ME YOU SEXY FOOL!!!!" Quote #887 CloudRider17: yo mo fo ho BillyHadACupcake: ... BillyHadACupcake: hey BillyHadACupcake: my greeting, fool CloudRider17: I know BillyHadACupcake: Meaning you can't use it CloudRider17: I know CloudRider17: :-D BillyHadACupcake: *fwap* CloudRider17: HEY! CloudRider17: Meaniepoo Quote #888 CloudRider17: i love you SmarterChild: That's cool. I love you too. CloudRider17: i love you the most SmarterChild: Thanks. I love you too. CloudRider17: i hate you SmarterChild: But... but... I could swear you just said you loved me. CloudRider17: no i didn't SmarterChild: Make up your mind. You've said you liked me, now you're saying you don't? Quote #889 CloudRider17: Oh right, I finally took a pic of my house in daylight. BillyHadACupcake: Is it a sexy house? CloudRider17: it's a big house. BillyHadACupcake: Big like me? CloudRider17: bigger. BillyHadACupcake: impossible CloudRider17: sure CloudRider17: you think so BillyHadACupcake: bigger than 1 inch? suuuure Quote #890 CloudRider17: I GOT AN AWESOME PIC OF GOBI CloudRider17: (Pic of Gobi) CloudRider17: He's flashing you! BillyHadACupcake: lol BillyHadACupcake: now I am aroused CloudRider17: well, he's flashing you with what's left of his manhood CloudRider17: His penis is so lonely without his testicals. BillyHadACupcake: lol BillyHadACupcake: just like Nutty... Quote #891 CloudRider17: I want it. CloudRider17: Send it as an Easter present. CloudRider17: Since I don't get Easter presents. Herriaz: neither do i Herriaz: send me one CloudRider17: of me shirtless? Herriaz: umm... Herriaz: my gf might have probs with that Quote #892 Herriaz: mine looks really cheap CloudRider17: what does? Herriaz: my smiley thing Herriaz: looks like a cheap whore CloudRider17: lol CloudRider17: mine looks... cheaper. Herriaz: no, mine looks like it has way too much silver makeup Herriaz: yours looks halfway normal CloudRider17: only you would know, durriac Quote #893 BreakyantheMafia: You...updated...your...site Auto response from CloudRider17: Site updated. http://www.oocities.org/vodka85213/index.html BreakyantheMafia: *Happiness, glee, unrefrainable joy, ecstasy.* BreakyantheMafia: Well...the ecstasy is gone... BreakyantheMafia: so now it's just *Happiness, glee, unrefrainable joy* BreakyantheMafia: ...Cyp has bad jokes!!! Quote #894 Auto response from BreakyantheMafia: :-* U SEE TEH KISZY SMILEY?!1//1/!1/? This quote brought to you by the Vodka Vonx Website (c). We thank you, Vodka. Quote #895 Asylum3scapee: Hey Auto response from CloudRider17: Sims 2 is better than Anna Asylum3scapee: Happy Easter! Asylum3scapee: Hahaha. Sucks to be Anna. *Is glad her name is not Anna* Quote #896 PunkyMonkeyGCFan: GO MOLEST VINX!!!! RWsnowbadger: *runs* PunkyMonkeyGCFan: bastard. CloudRider17: ... CloudRider17: who? CloudRider17: me? CloudRider17: wait RWsnowbadger: me? CloudRider17: how could I molest myself? Quote #897 constollybm: pope's dead CloudRider17: Yeah, I heard that on the news. constollybm: now it'll be like 9.11 constollybm: nothing will be on TV but that CloudRider17: Yeah CloudRider17: and then the President will blame the Iraqis saying that they killed the Pope and gave him the flu. constollybm: lol Quote #898 constollybm: Let's go to Neverneverland constollybm: Where you nevernever wear condoms constollybm: And you alwaysalways bend over! Quote #899 BreakyantheMafia: I'm no longer sick BreakyantheMafia: ...physically that is CloudRider17: You were sick? BreakyantheMafia: Yep CloudRider17: Well... that's good. Quote #900 RWsnowbadger: if u have one wish to get anytning you want what is it? CloudRider17: ...a lifesize Cloud doll with realistic action... ;-) |