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Quote #951
TokyOtaku90 (4:42:05 PM): when i was young it seemed that life was so wonderful, a miracle, oh it was beautiful, logical. and all the birds in the trees could sing so happily, joyfully, oh playfully, watching me
CloudRider17 (4:42:20 PM): Neat-o... lyrics?
CloudRider17 (4:43:45 PM): Oh, this is the pic I manipulated while ignoring you.
CloudRider17 (4:43:46 PM): http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/18281542/
TokyOtaku90 (4:44:29 PM): lol, thats the song i blasted while ignoring you

Quote #952
CloudRider17: Mrs. Fournier bitch again today?
Noitgot2BmeZ: yea lol
Noitgot2BmeZ: fagget
CloudRider17: Damn, she probably is one of those sick sex freaks who likes to beat the person she has sex with.  I feel bad for her husband.
Noitgot2BmeZ: lol

Quote #953
BreakyantheMafia: Sitting on babies?
Auto response from CloudRider17: Sitting on babys.
BreakyantheMafia: That's sick...
BreakyantheMafia: That's so sick...
BreakyantheMafia: You...sicko
BreakyantheMafia: Sicky McSickSick...
BreakyantheMafia: I spit at choo!
BreakyantheMafia: *Spit*
BreakyantheMafia: ...

Quote #954
CloudRider17: Hows your day been?
forceflow5125: interesting...
CloudRider17: That sounds... interesting.

Quote #955
CloudRider17: I had to go do some housework.
Cutestuff79: homework??
CloudRider17: HOUSEwork
Cutestuff79: oh...im a lttile sleepy
Cutestuff79: lol
Cutestuff79: yeah me too ive been cleaning all morning
Cutestuff79: we have a very clean eating room and kitchen but a very messy den left to do
CloudRider17: hehe
Cutestuff79: and catherines not here so guess who gets all the fun
CloudRider17: Umm...
CloudRider17: I know!
CloudRider17: TIGGER!
Cutestuff79: yup...but then i told him and he bit me...so now its me

Quote #956
darubberduck128: OH I WISH I WERE AN OSCAR MEYER WIENER!!!!
darubberduck128: THAT'S WHAT I WOULD TRULY LIKE TO BE!!!!!!!
darubberduck128: OH IF I WERE AN OSCAR MEYER WEINER
darubberduck128: EVERYONE WOULD BE IN LOVE WITH-EVERYONE WOULD BE IN LOVE WITH-EVERYONE WOULD BE IN LOVE WITH ME!!!
CloudRider17: ...
CloudRider17: not me.

Quote #957
CloudRider17: How bes you?
BillyHadACupcake: Since that is such a thought-provoking question, I am going to write a ten page essay on it and e-mail it to you by next Monday

Quote #958
CloudRider17: I'm trying to help a friend come up with a show n tell as awesome as mine.
Snowrudder: Aha.
Snowrudder: That's nice of you.
CloudRider17: Too bad it'll never be as awesome as mine.
CloudRider17: ^_^

Quote #959
CloudRider17: So, what have you decided to show and tell tomorrow?
Cutestuff79: oh crap i forgot
Cutestuff79: brb
CloudRider17: lol
CloudRider17: I REMINDED YOU!
CloudRider17: ^_^
CloudRider17: OOOO... you could bring me in for show and tell!
Cutestuff79: lol im in such deep trouble
CloudRider17: Aww... poor Anna.
CloudRider17: Uhh... how bout you show something shiny?
CloudRider17: LIKE A PENNY!
CloudRider17: You could also just get up and go "I have nothing interesting to show cause I'm boring."
CloudRider17: "So here's a shiny penny!"
Cutestuff79: woah that was exactly what rachel just told me to do
Cutestuff79: lol
CloudRider17: Hehe.
CloudRider17: I'm good.
Cutestuff79: minus the penny

Quote #960
Shinx says:  *Cries.*
Shinx says:  So mean!
Jacob says:  now is this what  people mean when they say that you can't understand women?
Shinx says:  Ummm....
Shinx says:  I'm not sure, I don't even understand my gender.

Quote #961
CloudRider17: Hey, sealy, what was your precent beat with the English score?
mizprrfect91: 96
mizprrfect91: and you
CloudRider17: Same.
mizprrfect91: awesome!
CloudRider17: it sucks.
CloudRider17: this is teh first year I haven't gotten 99
mizprrfect91: last year i got 98
mizprrfect91: their all against us!!!!
CloudRider17: No wonder you got a 96 this year... it's "They're all against us."
mizprrfect91: i know, i uh did that on purpose

Quote #962
Auto response from EpitomeOfWeasel: WE ARE THE GOAT MAFIA! 'DAS RIGHT, FOO'! THE FARM ANIMAL HEAD SQUADRON! YOU DON'T BE TIPPIN' NO MORE COWS, NUH UH! THE GOAT MAFIA COMES FOR YOU IF YOU DO! AN' WE AIN'T GO NOT MERCY, FOO'! SO YOU BETTA GET CRACKA LACKA AND STOP DISRESPECTIN'! 'CAUSE NEXT TIME YOU TIP A FARM ANIMAL, WE TIP YOU!

Representin'...

Quote #963
Denodgeinator: *will miss school*
CloudRider17: lol!
CloudRider17: Dork.
Denodgeinator: well...
Denodgeinator: not school
Denodgeinator: *will miss socializing and not paying attention in class*
CloudRider17: And checking my emails during English when you have a sub.
Denodgeinator: yes!

Quote #964
CloudRider17: Yo mo fo
BillyHadACupcake: ho!
CloudRider17: Yup!
CloudRider17: das me
BillyHadACupcake: of course

Quote #965
EpitomeOfWeasel: That makes me wanna sing...
EpitomeOfWeasel: Hm
EpitomeOfWeasel: What should I sing?
EpitomeOfWeasel: Something...
EpitomeOfWeasel: soothing...
EpitomeOfWeasel: artful
EpitomeOfWeasel: graceful
EpitomeOfWeasel: Something...
EpitomeOfWeasel: classical...
EpitomeOfWeasel: original...
EpitomeOfWeasel: I know...
EpitomeOfWeasel: LOVE SHACK! BABY LOOOOOVE SHACK!
EpitomeOfWeasel: I'm bored...
EpitomeOfWeasel: So merry christmas to you. And always remember to check your intestines regularly for n00bs.

Quote #966
Denodgeinator: I got an e-mail from Tangle....
CloudRider17: Ooo... I gotta hear this one.
Denodgeinator: Saying to keep close watch on the proboards because they're "under attack from a small group of pedophiles"

Quote #967
constollybm: It does more than protect us from bombs..
Llama Chieftan: it's a condom too?
constollybm: -facepalms-
constollybm: No, it's a naked dancing panda bear.

Quote #968
CloudRider17: Yo mo fo ho
BillyHadACupcake: ...
BillyHadACupcake: damn
BillyHadACupcake: nothing for me to say

Quote #969
constollybm: weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeee
CloudRider17: d~
constollybm: ooh, d with a flare
constollybm: maybe it's a gay d
CloudRider17: it's a gay d!
constollybm: yay!!!
constollybm: -worships gay d-

Quote #970
CloudRider17 (4:52:48 PM): You'll be happy to know that I was orginizing my photos on my compy, and I thought "Hey, why don't I update?"
Auto response from Denodgeinator (4:52:48 PM): -_-
CloudRider17 (4:53:03 PM): This is when you come back from away and go "YAY!"
Denodgeinator returned at 5:33:54 PM.
Denodgeinator (5:33:54 PM): YAY!
Denodgeinator (5:33:59 PM): *delayed reaction*

Quote #971
CloudRider17: Oh, do you feel the sudden urge to go get your camera and take a picture of you with your sexy Aragorn stubble?
Llama Chieftan: i'm afraid i've shaved
Llama Chieftan: sorry
CloudRider17: Bitch!
CloudRider17: How could you do that?
Llama Chieftan: parents...
Llama Chieftan: other people in general...
CloudRider17: Said what?
Llama Chieftan: basically, shave
CloudRider17: cause why?
CloudRider17: what were their reasons?
CloudRider17: I know what they were "YOU'RE TOO SEXY, SHAVE!"
Llama Chieftan: lol
Llama Chieftan: they couldn't stand my scruffy sexiness
Llama Chieftan: i overwhelmed them
Quote #972
BillyHadACupcake: and I collect virginity
BillyHadACupcake: anyone selling?

Quote #973

CloudRider17: Nut, I think I'm going to have to talk to you later.
CloudRider17: Driver's Ed tomorrow.
Denodgeinator: alright
Denodgeinator: cya
CloudRider17: I'll leave you, knowing you sent me 323 IMs
CloudRider17: Tootles!
Denodgeinator: hehehe
Denodgeinator: cya
CloudRider17: 325
Denodgeinator: 326
CloudRider17: lol
Denodgeinator: 327
CloudRider17: Bye!
Denodgeinator: 328
Denodgeinator: WAIT
Denodgeinator: 330
Denodgeinator: 331
Denodgeinator: 332
Denodgeinator: There, a nice even 333
CloudRider17: ....right

Quote #974
Denodgeinator: Thongs the Horny Llama....
CloudRider17: lol
Denodgeinator: That's my new mascot...

Quote #975
Auto response from BillyHadACupcake: Save the trees, wipe your ass with an owl.
CloudRider17: Save the animals, wipe your ass with your sister.

Quote #976
EpitomeOfWeasel: VINX VINX VINX VINX VINX CRACKERS VINX VINX VINX VINX VINX VINX VINX VINX VINX VINX VINX VINX VINX VINX VINX VINX
CloudRider17: ....crackers?

Quote #977
CloudRider17: Shivel!
Denodgeinator: cya
CloudRider17: don't let those damn bed bugs bite
Denodgeinator: or the mormons
CloudRider17: or the mormons!
Denodgeinator: haha
Denodgeinator: cya
CloudRider17: :-D
CloudRider17: Bye

Quote #978
Denodgeinator: I should join a debate team
CloudRider17: You do that.
Denodgeinator: but all they argue about is whether there should be laws requiring Africans to wear condums
Denodgeinator: and that's not much fun...
CloudRider17: lol
CloudRider17: You, African man, show me your penis!  Tsk tsk, you don't have a condom!
Denodgeinator: lol!

Quote #979
Denodgeinator: I'm making a list of what Tangle could do to make DAB stop sucking
(Must be a SUPER HUGE list)

Quote #980
CloudRider17: SOMEONE SENT ME A PM SAYING: "No offence, but how are you admin????"
EpitomeOfWeasel: I'd be like "You see, a little fairy came and told me that if I become an admin, I'll get to go to the land of cookies and ice cream"
CloudRider17: THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING
EpitomeOfWeasel: That exact same thing?
EpitomeOfWeasel: ???
CloudRider17: yes.
EpitomeOfWeasel: ......
EpitomeOfWeasel: wow
EpitomeOfWeasel: that's alarming
CloudRider17: I know.

Quote #981
CloudRider17: okay, fine go take your OVERRATED shower.
Denodgeinator: I will!

Quote #982
CloudRider17: *coughlazysonofabitchcough*
forceflow5125: *smites*
CloudRider17: meanipoo
forceflow5125: *smiles* but you love me anyway
CloudRider17: Mebe... :-D

Quote #983
WhoAmEyeButWhoRU: o vell
CloudRider17: Turning Russian on me?
WhoAmEyeButWhoRU: vat r u tailking avout
CloudRider17: lol
WhoAmEyeButWhoRU: no sneriouly vat r oo talking about
CloudRider17: Hehehe...
WhoAmEyeButWhoRU: so vat ish goving oon en ur vorld?

Quote #984
CloudRider17: public school is better! ;-)
theblacknight50: lol
theblacknight50: damn straight

Quote #985
CloudRider17: Packing to go visit the mormons?
Denodgeinator: yep
Denodgeinator: tomorrow!
Denodgeinator: yay yay yay
CloudRider17: ....
CloudRider17: yay, MORMONS.
Denodgeinator: yeah
Denodgeinator: many many wives for Nut
CloudRider17: ....
CloudRider17: lol
CloudRider17: I don't think that many women would want to marry you, Nutmaster.
Denodgeinator: no, women dig me
CloudRider17: *Snerk*

Quote #986
Auto response from Denodgeinator: phoneishness
CloudRider17: PHONE THIS, PHONE THAT, DON'T YOU EVER CARE ABOUT ANYTHING ELSE!?
CloudRider17: Gosh, Nutty, you spend an awful lot of time chatting with your boyfriend on the phone.

Quote #987
Denodgeinator: I am so changing my history to make my parents pot-heads!

Quote #988

TheOneandOnlyZie: Short but healthy!
CloudRider17: yup
TheOneandOnlyZie: Sane but overwhelmed!
TheOneandOnlyZie: Lost but hopeful
TheOneandOnlyZie: What a nut.

Quote #989
CloudRider17: OMG
CloudRider17: I can't believe it, I have...
hyper superducky: herpes

Quote #990
Cadenzie: Figuring stuff out is overrated.
CloudRider17: yeah
CloudRider17: like pants.

Quote #991
Cadenzie: Voogle.
CloudRider17: A VINX MOOGLE!

Quote #992
CloudRider17: ( . Y . )
Mull 3tsR0ck 0rz: Omfg
Mull 3tsR0ck 0rz: Boobies!
Mull 3tsR0ck 0rz: They're beatuful
Mull 3tsR0ck 0rz: -makes love with them-

Quote #993
EpitomeOfWeasel: Mall?
Auto response from CloudRider17: Mall.
EpitomeOfWeasel: WHO ARE YOU MALLING?
EpitomeOfWeasel: I TOLD YOU TO GO TO ANGER MANAGEMENT!!!!
EpitomeOfWeasel: GOSH!!! YOU REALLY NEED TO STOP MALLING PEOPLE!
EpitomeOfWeasel: *hyperventilates*
EpitomeOfWeasel: *hyperventilates* I gotta go eat twinkies...

Quote #994
A GLOBAL MiSTAKE: I COLLECT FORKS SPORKS AND SPOONS
A GLOBAL MiSTAKE: ask Alden.
EpitomeOfWeasel: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
BillyHadACupcake: VINX COLLECTS PHALLUSES

Quote #995
hyper superducky: I wanna fuck you like an animal?

Quote #996

CloudRider17: dude, I hear the frogs talking...
darubberduck128: ME TOO!
darubberduck128: its crazy
CloudRider17: and I'm like "I WANNA RAPE YOU!"
darubberduck128: i tried once it didn't work
CloudRider17: damn

Quote #997
Morgan:  BWAH, I PWN SLEEP!
Morgan: I'll see you later.
Morgan: ...**talk to you later
Cons:   mkay
Cons:   lol
Cons:   you watch me?!
Cons:   aah
Morgan:   Hehe, bye!
Morgan:   ...
Morgan:   mebe...
Morgan:   *shifty eyes*
Morgan:   Dirk sends me videos.
Cons:   really?
Morgan:   I'm kind of afraid to watch them.
Morgan:   He says they're of you picking your nose.
Morgan:   But I'm afraid that that's not true.
Cons:   I'm picking something
Cons:   and it isn't my nose

Quote #998
CloudRider17: Did your mom and my mom then go to Ihop?
WhoAmEyeButWhoRU: lmao

Quote #999
CloudRider17: I need three more funny convos and then I have another page.
EpitomeOfWeasel: ...
EpitomeOfWeasel: FUNNY CONVO
EpitomeOfWeasel: FUNNY CONVO
EpitomeOfWeasel: FUNNY CONVO
EpitomeOfWeasel: there

Quote #1000

EpitomeOfWeasel: WHO'S YO' DADDY!
EpitomeOfWeasel: WHO'S YO'  POEM WRITA!?
EpitomeOfWeasel: HUH?
EpitomeOfWeasel: HUH?!
EpitomeOfWeasel: 'DAS WHAT I THOUGHT!
EpitomeOfWeasel: ...Cyp tries
waaaay too often to be "ghetto"
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