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Quote #901
CloudRider17: You and Gobi are now my bitches..
CloudRider17: Plus Shadow and Dirk.
Herriaz: i'm equal to your cat?
CloudRider17: No, you're higher up.
Herriaz: oh
Herriaz: yay
CloudRider17: See he has to sleep on the floor or on a couch, you get to actually sleep in MY bed.
Herriaz: good

Quote #902

Asylum3scapee: Mooooooorgan....
Auto response from CloudRider17: Algebra, not food... but foodage in about 30 minutes!

W00t, I hungee.
Asylum3scapee: Ooooh. Food. Sounds like a good plan. IM me when you get back so I can torture y- Uh, I mean, so I can talk with you...

Quote #903
QT4life624: Got this? That means that u r loved! Send this to 15 ppl in the next 143 minutes, and tomrrow will be ur best day ever! Hurry!! Tonight at midnight ur true luv will realize they luv u. Something good will happen to u at 1:00-4:00PM tomrrow. It could be anywhere phone, outside, school, anywhere. Get ready for the biggest shock of ur life. If u break this chain u will be cursed w/ relationship probs for the next 10 years no send backs!
CloudRider17: Dammit, more relationship problems.  My next 10 years of my life will be horrible!  Oh, and why the fuck are YOU sending this to me?  Lemme remind you... YOU HATE ME.  Right, there ya go.
QT4life624: i dont hate you
CloudRider17: Uh oh, when did this happen?

Quote #904
CloudRider17: I'm so happy cause I got a sexy hubby.
CloudRider17: ^_^
Herriaz: lol
Herriaz: thanks
CloudRider17: And you're not even denying
Herriaz: what can i say, i'm modest
Herriaz: O:-)

Quote #905
Denodgeinator: Yes
Auto response from CloudRider17: I was gonna come back... but I found out that the people online aren't really that important, so I decided to go back to my homework.  If you came on after 9:50, then maybe you still are important.  Either that or the people online really don't account for what I really should be doing.

Algebra.
Denodgeinator: Well, you just want to avoid an argument
Denodgeinator: Which is okay
Denodgeinator: Arguments on AIM are like running in the special olympics
Denodgeinator: Even if you win, you're still retarded

Quote #906
CloudRider17: SEXY HUBBY
Herriaz: SEXY WIFEY!
CloudRider17: :-*
Herriaz: :-*
CloudRider17: ....we do the same thing everytime we talk, don't we?

Quote #907
CloudRider17: guess what?
BillyHadACupcake: chicken butt!
CloudRider17: close....
BillyHadACupcake: chicken...thigh?
CloudRider17: no....
BillyHadACupcake: um...lower back?
BillyHadACupcake: kneecap?
BillyHadACupcake: ankle?
CloudRider17: No
BillyHadACupcake: chicken eyeball?

Quote #908
CloudRider17: I gave mitchell my IM and he hasn't talked to me yet... weirdness.... and I'm bored also, which sucks.
CloudRider17: Oh right, you can be amusement!
mizprrfect91: :-(
mizprrfect91: dont i fell loved
CloudRider17: :-D
CloudRider17: I dunno, did you fall love?

Quote #909
Denodgeinator: I got out of purgatory today
Denodgeinator: I was like.... yay....
CloudRider17: ooo, how?
Denodgeinator: I don't sit at the druggy/slut lunch table anymore
CloudRider17: damn
CloudRider17: no drugs or sex for you
Denodgeinator: i know

Quote #910
CloudRider17: Ooo... it's 9:40...
constollybm: no, it's 8:36 fool
CloudRider17: here it's 9:36
constollybm: well, here it isn't.
CloudRider17: and I stinkie bad.
constollybm: in other words
constollybm: it's shower time
CloudRider17: YES IT IS!
CloudRider17: Too bad Durriac isn't here.
constollybm: lol
constollybm: you dirty whore
CloudRider17: ...:-*

Quote #911
CloudRider17: Wanna have sex?  I'm bored.
Llama Chieftan: actually i have to go soon
Llama Chieftan: sorry
CloudRider17: Darn.

Quote #912
constollybm: and mary and i
constollybm: went crazy on cam
BreakyantheMafia: ...
constollybm: not like that

Quote #913
CloudRider17: FAT BASTARD
constollybm: basatard*

Quote #914
CloudRider17: My chest hurts.
CloudRider17: Durriac, wanna rub it for me?
Llama Chieftan: of course
Llama Chieftan: *rubs*
CloudRider17: Man, I am high or something, cause Cons doesn't even have to tell me to say weird stuff without me saying it.
constollybm: lol

Quote #915
constollybm: Zie!
BreakyantheMafia: ZIE!
CloudRider17: CADDY!
constollybm: Tell them of the cam!
Llama Chieftan: ZIE!
Cadenzie: VINX@
BreakyantheMafia: HAVEN'T TALKED TO YOU IN AGES
BreakyantheMafia: *eats @*
Cadenzie: !
Cadenzie: VINX I GOT A WEBCAM!
CloudRider17: Hah, she said my name first.
CloudRider17: ^_^

Quote #916

Cadenzie: Dude.
CloudRider17: Dude.
darubberduck128: dude
BreakyantheMafia: Dude.
BreakyantheMafia: ...
darubberduck128: dude, let's all stop saying dude
BreakyantheMafia: Dude, fine!

Quote #917
darubberduck128: hey!!!!
darubberduck128: guess who!!!!
CloudRider17: ...
CloudRider17: someone retarded.
darubberduck128: hey....
CloudRider17: YES
CloudRider17: I so win
darubberduck128: kristen's not retarded
darubberduck128: hehe
CloudRider17: What is my prize?

Quote #918
CloudRider17: I probably should call someone and ask if we have homework.
CloudRider17: then take a shower, no dirk, you cannot join me, and then sleep.
BillyHadACupcake: damnit

Quote #919
darubberduck128: are you a homosexual?
CloudRider17: yes.
CloudRider17: I mean
CloudRider17: NO!
darubberduck128: woah!!!!!
darubberduck128: i'm saving this convo and its going to cons  (She really didn't have to, heheh...)
darubberduck128: hehe
darubberduck128: blackmail....unless you........
darubberduck128: give me..........
darubberduck128: a billion dollars...(finger on mouth)
darubberduck128: mwaaaaaa
darubberduck128: mwaaaaaaa
darubberduck128: this is re-goshfrickin-diculous

Quote #920
BreakyantheMafia: Yay?
BreakyantheMafia: *Hides cake*
CloudRider17: ...
CloudRider17: Good thing
CloudRider17: I'm on a died.
CloudRider17: **diet
BreakyantheMafia: died?
BreakyantheMafia: OMG MORGIE IS DIEDING!
CloudRider17: Dieding
CloudRider17: lol
BreakyantheMafia: You get died from dieding?
CloudRider17: ...
BreakyantheMafia: Is dieding another name for anorexia?

Quote #921
Llama Chieftan: WIFEY!
CloudRider17: HUBBY
CloudRider17: Hey, for once YOU IM me instead of me IMing you.
Llama Chieftan: I'm not as lazy tonight

Quote #922
TokyOtaku90: hey if your parent could bring you over...
CloudRider17: Ooooo....
CloudRider17: *rubs hands together.*
CloudRider17: WE COULD CAUSE MAHEM AND DESTRUCTION TO ALL!
CloudRider17: Mwhahahahahah!
TokyOtaku90: lol

Quote #923
Auto response from darubberduck128: Back whenever, Diego.
CloudRider17: Okay, Sid.

Quote #924
CloudRider17: I cannot eat cow meat no longer!
CloudRider17: UPTON SINCLAIR, YOU HAVE CURSED ME!
CloudRider17: I need to read more of The Jungle.
Denodgeinator: ?
CloudRider17: The Jungle is a book about the meat-packing industries in the 1900s.
CloudRider17: early 1900s.
CloudRider17: and late 1800s.
CloudRider17: whatever.
CloudRider17: It's fucking gross.
CloudRider17: You should read it.

Quote #925

CloudRider17: Nutmaster Plus!
Denodgeinator: For all your peculiar needs!
Quote #926
IdleAlden: it started out inoccently
IdleAlden: with the all
IdleAlden: "everybody say Heeeeyooooo"
IdleAlden: "Heeeeyoooo"
IdleAlden: "Heeeeeyaaaa"
IdleAlden: "Heeeyaaaaa"
IdleAlden: "Aaaaaaah"
IdleAlden: "Aaaaaah"
IdleAlden: And then noises got more and more moanlike
IdleAlden: with people still mimicking him.
IdleAlden: and then he jerked off on stage, and yelled "SOMEBODY FUCK ME!!!"

Quote #927
IdleAlden: we got some pictures.
CloudRider17: Of his ass?

Quote #928
IdleAlden: "Maybe Ms. Chavez our photographer has a shoe fetish.... KINKY"
IdleAlden: Ah.
CloudRider17: haha
CloudRider17: Shoe fetish.
CloudRider17: Omg... he'd always be horny.

Quote #929
CloudRider17: I'm f ucking bored.
BillyHadACupcake: you're fucking a board?
CloudRider17: Perhaps.
BillyHadACupcake: *yeees also bored*
CloudRider17: I'm starting to get blisters.
CloudRider17: and Splinters.
BillyHadACupcake: ouch
BillyHadACupcake: splinters hurt
BillyHadACupcake: um...not that I would know....

Quote #930
CloudRider17: You've been online for 4 days, 22  hours, and 56 minutes.  Innat amazing?
Auto response from Kit7892: Heres a llama
Theres a llama
And another little llama
Fuzzy llama
Funny llama
llama llama
duck
CloudRider17: I knew that was what you were gonna say...

Quote #931
CloudRider17: I WANNA DO SOMETHING, DAMMIT.
CloudRider17: wait.
CloudRider17: Why am I telling you this?
CloudRider17: I should be complaining to my friends and family.

Quote #932

CloudRider17: CA rules!
Llama Chieftan: it's a blue state!
Llama Chieftan: of course it does!
Llama Chieftan: lol
CloudRider17: ...You're getting political again... do I have to bring out the whip?

Quote #933

CloudRider17: But I've been back for at least 20 minutes.
Llama Chieftan: well my attention span is 21 minutes
CloudRider17: lol
Llama Chieftan: so i was paying attention to something else for 21 minutes
CloudRider17: Like what?  Your penis?
Llama Chieftan: umm...
Llama Chieftan: no...
CloudRider17: Suuuurrre.
Llama Chieftan: well, obviously, i was watching porn
CloudRider17: lol.
Llama Chieftan: but that'll just be our little secret
CloudRider17: and don't forget that it's Little Durriac's little secret also!

Quote #934
constollybm: ...does Caddy use the whip when you don't behave?
CloudRider17: lol
CloudRider17: Perhaps... do you wanna think bad thoughts, Cons?
constollybm: What do you think the answer to that question is?
CloudRider17: Yes?
constollybm: EWWW. Perv.
CloudRider17: Me?  Pervy?
constollybm: Yes.
CloudRider17: What about you?
constollybm: I'm a friggin' innocent little thang.
constollybm: O:-)

Quote #935

CloudRider17:  (Picture of Gobi sitting funny.)
constollybm: lmao
constollybm: wtf is he doing?
CloudRider17: Sitting, duh.
constollybm: I know, but
constollybm: it looks odd
CloudRider17: Do you want me to say "He's sitting there jerking off?"
constollybm: COUGHWHEEZEHACKYESCOUGHWHEEZEHACK

Quote #936
BreakyantheMafia: Close your eyes.........
CloudRider17: *Closes eyes*
BreakyantheMafia: *picks pocket*
Auto response from CloudRider17: Of course I have friends! I have Jerry, he's the one standing behind you with the machette.
BreakyantheMafia: *backs away*
BreakyantheMafia: CRAP!! JERRY!
BreakyantheMafia: *dashes off*
BreakyantheMafia: *is machetted*
BreakyantheMafia: *in bits and pieces on the floor*
BreakyantheMafia: *twitches*
BreakyantheMafia: gahh...eeeeee..

Quote #937

CloudRider17: OMG
Auto response from Denodgeinator: Denodgeinator: and then if we don't all meet in NYC in 2010, we can all meet in hell in about 60 years
CloudRider17: Why wasn't I there when you said that?
CloudRider17: ...or concious.
CloudRider17: Either one.

Quote #938
CloudRider17: My spacebar isn'tworkingthatwelltoday
(No shit it wasn't working that well!)

Quote #939
constollybm: "i luv boys and im SINGLE lol"
constollybm: i don't get what's funny.
CloudRider17: haha
constollybm: well, now we all know why she's still single

Quote #940
BillyHadACupcake: Come to Canada, we've got lions...
CloudRider17: ...
CloudRider17: You do?
CloudRider17: (I'm tired, don't laugh at me.)
BillyHadACupcake: I'm sure they're hiding somewhere...

Quote #941
darubberduck128: Kristen is taking a bath! :-)
CloudRider17: Okeedai!
CloudRider17: Tell her to scrub really hard, she smells bad.

Quote #942
D4rkPengu1n: wtm does that mean?
Auto response from CloudRider17: One by one, the penguins steal my sanity.
CloudRider17: Umm...
CloudRider17: That you're stealing my sanity.

Quote #943
Asylum3scapee: *Pokes*
CloudRider17: *Prods*
Asylum3scapee: *Jabs*
CloudRider17: *Stabs*
Asylum3scapee: *Bleeds*
Asylum3scapee: *Scratches*
CloudRider17: *Laughs*
CloudRider17: *Bites*
Asylum3scapee: *Punches*
Asylum3scapee: *Snerks*
CloudRider17: *Sneers*
CloudRider17: *Kicks*
Asylum3scapee: *Tackles*
CloudRider17: *Whacks.*
Asylum3scapee: *Slaps*
CloudRider17: *Kills*
Asylum3scapee: *Dies*
CloudRider17: *...cries?*
Asylum3scapee: *Rots*
Asylum3scapee: *Comes back as ghost*
Asylum3scapee: *Creepifies like Samara on The Ring*
CloudRider17: *laughs.*
Asylum3scapee: *Creepifies Gobi and Shadow*
CloudRider17: *Gobi laughs and eats gopher*
Asylum3scapee: *Goes away*

Quote #944
CloudRider17: Tramping on who?
Denodgeinator: Tramping on some hot sparrows
CloudRider17: ...
CloudRider17: Wtf.
Denodgeinator: I knew I'd get that response

Quote #945
Asylum3scapee: But fat kitties are tasty
CloudRider17: lol
CloudRider17: no shit.

Quote #946
hyper superducky: your baby was taken by the social worker!! lol

Quote #947
Denodgeinator: "Whoever ruins this will be single for the next 4 years. National MAKE OUT DAY and NIGHT this Friday and if you send this to 10 ppl in tha next 10 minutes you will be kissed bye someone you really like on friday.no send backs"
Denodgeinator: lmao
Denodgeinator:  Nodge is hott. If you break this chain, Nodge will never make out with you. OMG. If you send this to 10 people in the next ten minutes, then Nodge will make out with you by midnight tomorrow. If you send it to 20 people, Nodge will make out with you at 9:00.

Quote #948
BreakyantheMafia: The Cyp is here
Auto response from CloudRider17: EVERYONE'S GONE!

IM me if they come back...
BreakyantheMafia: THE CYP IS HERE!
BreakyantheMafia: SAY HOORAY
BreakyantheMafia: THE CYP IS HERE!

Quote #949

CloudRider17: So, how ya doin'?
BillyHadACupcake: I had a plan to conquer the world with three nukes, a bullfrog, and a candle stick...
BillyHadACupcake: but my bullfrog died, my candlestick burnt down, and the three nukes were hijacked by terrorists and launched at at a small Fijian island
BillyHadACupcake: so I'm a little sad now

Quote #950
CloudRider17: Well, how was the concert?
IdleAlden: OMG
IdleAlden: Best thing ever
CloudRider17: YOU SAW HIS PENIS?
IdleAlden: Lol
IdleAlden: No, but we saw his ass, and he jerked off on stage.
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