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Quote #1151
Llama Chieftan: are our chars married? 
CloudRider17: um
CloudRider17: I thought so
CloudRider17: why?
Llama Chieftan: just making sure 
CloudRider17: lol
CloudRider17: just making sure i'm married to you.  :-P
Llama Chieftan: nonono 
Llama Chieftan: see, i know you're married to me 
Llama Chieftan: but our chars are different 
Llama Chieftan: mmhmm 
Llama Chieftan: see? 
Llama Chieftan: i'm right 
Llama Chieftan: i'm always 
Llama Chieftan: right 
Llama Chieftan: and now i sound crazy? 
Llama Chieftan: of course i sound crazy 
Llama Chieftan: hehe 
Llama Chieftan: *cackle* 
Llama Chieftan: *cackle* 
Llama Chieftan: *hides in corner* 
CloudRider17: .........wtf
Llama Chieftan: lol 
Llama Chieftan: sorry 
Llama Chieftan: it needed to be released 
CloudRider17: suuuurrrre it did
Llama Chieftan: it did! 
Llama Chieftan: and that better be in funny convos 
CloudRider17: mebe
CloudRider17: ^_^

Quote #1152
EpitomeOfWeasel: So Tholt
EpitomeOfWeasel: Isn't your real name William?
D4rkPengu1n: yup
CloudRider17: Can we call you Willy?  ;-)
EpitomeOfWeasel: ....
EpitomeOfWeasel: Twisted
hyper superducky: WILL THE PILL!!
EpitomeOfWeasel: BILLY
hyper superducky: CHILLY WILLY
hyper superducky: ooh, that wins.

Quote #1153
Snowrudder: *Wonders why he never went for the co-ed room.*
hyper superducky: ooh la laa.
forceflow5125: *grins* they wouldn't allow me to have a co-ed room... I wonder why...

Quote #1154
hyper superducky: I want a co-ed dorm...that way I can be with Morgan!
hyper superducky: ^_^
CloudRider17: of course she's going to little old -- HEY, THAT'S NOT NICE.

Quote #1155

CloudRider17: Killing people is ALWAYS more important than quality time with minors.

Quote #1156
CloudRider17: I'm bored.
CloudRider17: Talk to me.
Cheddarness8: lol
CloudRider17: Is that all I get?
CloudRider17: A laugh?
CloudRider17: No one loves me.

Quote #1157
SameDifference24: haha
CloudRider17: constantly laughing, you are
SameDifference24: lmao, yep
CloudRider17: ah, an answer.  But at least you vary your laughter.  Sometimes it's lol, sometimes it's haha, or sometimes it's lmao, or sometimes it's even rotflmfao

Quote #1158
SameDifference24: lol
CloudRider17: your mom's lol.

Quote #1159
SameDifference24: lmao
CloudRider17: man, mozilla's beingn a bitch tonight
SameDifference24: lol
CloudRider17: ....you're gay
SameDifference24: haha, i have mozilla too
CloudRider17: hah! laughter again!

Quote #1160
Auto response from mizprrfect91: Lost my mind... Trying to find it... Be back in a while.
CloudRider17: Be back in NEVER, you mean.

Quote #1161
popstaulbee: alright, im gonna go eat then
CloudRider17: alright, fatty
popstaulbee: ** aight
CloudRider17: aight?
CloudRider17: wtf
popstaulbee: yea, aight, its gangsta, yo
CloudRider17: lol
CloudRider17: chu jus' a wigga, yo

Quote #1162
CloudRider17: dude, if I look up "Morgan Alexander" apparently I'm a doctor everywhere else.
Kit7892: im a photographer
CloudRider17: not fair
CloudRider17: lol
CloudRider17: OH
CloudRider17: I'm getting my mom's Canon FTb
CloudRider17: ^_^
Kit7892: niiice
CloudRider17: oh
CloudRider17: AND A SINGER
CloudRider17: wow
Kit7892: i already have a cool camera ^_^
CloudRider17: ...and a photographer
CloudRider17: no wait
Kit7892: dude just get over here
CloudRider17: a poet
CloudRider17: BOTH!
Kit7892: lol
CloudRider17: and I make cigars
Kit7892: dude you're ignoring me

Quote #1163
Kit7892: kristen's mad at you
CloudRider17: why?
Kit7892: your dad didnt buy carpet from hers
CloudRider17: cause I'm heterosexual and she's gay?
CloudRider17: psht
Kit7892: or um floors
CloudRider17: tell her to get over herself
Kit7892: she says yes btw, you got it
CloudRider17: eh?
Kit7892: she is gay
CloudRider17: oh
CloudRider17: knew it!
CloudRider17: ^_^

Quote #1164

CloudRider17: I'm all clean!
EpitomeOfWeasel: *Sniffs*
EpitomeOfWeasel: ^_^
CloudRider17: I'm so proud of myself
EpitomeOfWeasel: *Gives soap*
EpitomeOfWeasel: *Worships your cleanliness*
CloudRider17: ^_^
CloudRider17: Oh yeah
EpitomeOfWeasel: *Buys you on Ebay*
CloudRider17: On EEEBAAYYYY!
EpitomeOfWeasel: *Puts in Cage*
EpitomeOfWeasel: ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS MY VERY OWN VINX
CloudRider17: *scurries away*
CloudRider17: *realizes she's in a cage*
CloudRider17: *thinks that is uber kinky and wants out*
EpitomeOfWeasel: *Dangles cheetos*

Quote #1165

pelhamgr5: i just havent had a very good day
CloudRider17: aww...
pelhamgr5: its not your fault
pelhamgr5: lol
CloudRider17: I know.
CloudRider17: But if I had gone something more like "HAHAHA!" then it wouldn't have matched the mood.

Quote #1166
Auto response from CloudRider17: But where are we going to find that many dancing albino Eskimo midgets?
Kit7892: ive got some in a cage under my bed

Quote #1167
ducttapedduck (9:38:15 PM): bye!
CloudRider17 (9:39:04 PM): bye
ducttapedduck (9:39:14 PM): delayed reaction
CloudRider17 (9:39:24 PM): yes
CloudRider17 (9:39:26 PM): now go away
ducttapedduck (9:39:30 PM): lol, fine then

Quote #1168

CloudRider17: I almost hit a lady in the Ingles parking lot yseterday... XD
looneydetector: like
looneydetector: wow
looneydetector: thats messed up
CloudRider17: But I didn't, so it's okay... I guess.
looneydetector: just swingin around and you almost nailed some lady with your fist
CloudRider17: lmao
CloudRider17: No no no... driving... or at least I tell everyone it was driving... *shifty eyes*

Quote #1169
CloudRider17: lol
Denodgeinator: hm?
CloudRider17: what you asid before
CloudRider17: dumbass
Denodgeinator: oh
Denodgeinator: well
Denodgeinator: that was a delayed response
CloudRider17: of course it was
CloudRider17: do you think I have that much free time, hm?
Denodgeinator: homework?
CloudRider17: um
CloudRider17: maybe
CloudRider17: I haven't done any of it, if that's what you mean
Denodgeinator: ...so what are you doing!?!
CloudRider17: um
CloudRider17: not masturbating, that's for sure
Denodgeinator: Haha
Denodgeinator: The Internet is for porn....
CloudRider17: lmao
CloudRider17: of course it is

Quote #1170
popstaulbee: gads
CloudRider17: hah!
CloudRider17: I've started you on it!
CloudRider17: You're saying gads!
popstaulbee: hehe
popstaulbee: your right
CloudRider17: it's like... gnads, but without the n!
popstaulbee: lmao
popstaulbee: gnads, but without the n!

Quote #1171
popstaulbee: you there?
popstaulbee: cause i think you were in a hottub with like, 12 other people
popstaulbee: .....you freak

Quote #1172

CloudRider17: Hola
looneydetector: bonjour
CloudRider17: como estas?
looneydetector: sing dem herne
CloudRider17: Okay, you lost me.
looneydetector: sienen nahmen
looneydetector: yea, you lost me at  como estes
looneydetector: wait
looneydetector: no
looneydetector: i know this one
looneydetector: muh bien?

Quote #1173

CloudRider17: Man, I finished like... 50 minutes early in computer apps today...
CloudRider17: and I couldn't go to any websites
SameDifference24: lol
CloudRider17: id' be like www.iloveponies.com and it'd be like "Oh, that's a PERVERTED website, blocked!"
SameDifference24: haha
CloudRider17: So I sat there and listened to "perverted music"

Quote #1174
Denodgeinator: On our Spanish homework it asked us a goal for the future, and I said "to have a family" because that's easy to say
CloudRider17: lol
Denodgeinator: then I realized I had to do steps to get there
CloudRider17: lol
Denodgeinator: 1. Get a wife
Denodgeinator: 2. Screw my wife
CloudRider17: lol
Denodgeinator: haha
CloudRider17: hopefully you'd be screwing your wife before you get married
Denodgeinator: haha
Denodgeinator: yes
Denodgeinator: 3. Get married

Quote #1175
CloudRider17 (10:02:44 PM): haha
hotsosreis (10:03:29 PM): dont laugh at me!
CloudRider17 (10:04:32 PM): ...can I chuckle?
Quote #1176
Auto response from Denodgeinator: Catcher in the Rye is definitely the best book I've been forced to read in English.

"Yeah?" Stradlater said. That really interested him. About the booze hound running around the house naked, with Jane around. Stradlater was a very sexy bastard.
"She had a lousy childhood. I'm not kidding."
That didn't interest Stradlater, though. Only very sexy stuff interested him.
CloudRider17: I love your away message

Quote #1177

CloudRider17: I decided I wasn't feeling good because I hadn't had chocolate in a bit, using your excuse.
SameDifference24: lol
CloudRider17: so I got some pudding and two cookies...
SameDifference24: but mine came to me, in a dreeeam
SameDifference24: lol
CloudRider17: lol
CloudRider17: well, I stole your dream
SameDifference24: haha
CloudRider17: hah, so there.
SameDifference24: always puttin down the man
SameDifference24: i see how it is
CloudRider17: Mebe...
CloudRider17: ^_^

Quote #1178
CloudRider17: I have a joke to tell you
CloudRider17: remind me at lunch to tell everyone else
CloudRider17: Okay, you'v eheard of the movie Brokeback Mountain, right?
ducttapedduck: yah
CloudRider17: I heard that one of the guys gets it in the end.
ducttapedduck: sweet
CloudRider17: ...
CloudRider17: it's a joke.
CloudRider17: Brokeback mountain is a movie about two gay cowboys
CloudRider17: Gets IT in the END.
ducttapedduck: oooooooooh
ducttapedduck: LMAO!!!!!
CloudRider17: psht
CloudRider17: You know Abe?
CloudRider17: I heard he got sucked into be gay
ducttapedduck: wow....that's weird
CloudRider17: GODDAMN YOU'RE NOT PERVERTED ENOUGH TONIGHT
CloudRider17: SUCKED
CloudRider17: as in...
ducttapedduck: OOOOOOH!!!!
ducttapedduck: GODDAMMIT!!! IM SO OUT OF IT!!!!
CloudRider17: *facepalm*
ducttapedduck: LMAO.....that is so great
CloudRider17: uber slow
CloudRider17: I'm going to have to stop tellnig you gay jokes.
ducttapedduck: i know...
ducttapedduck: no!!! don't , lol
ducttapedduck: just out of it tonight

Quote #1179
Denodgeinator: I was making a left out of a parking lot, but I went into the opposite lane
Denodgeinator: So it was like making a left using the right-turn-style
CloudRider17: ........................
CloudRider17: idiot.
CloudRider17:  IDIOT
CloudRider17: that is by-far the stupidest thing i've heard of anyone doing while driving.

Quote #1180

Denodgeinator: ...I think my stupidity far outweighs your own
CloudRider17: definitely

Quote #1181
Denodgeinator: Speaking of no penis, swimming in cold water sucks

Quote #1182
pelhamgr5: well, yesterday was intensely satisfying
pelhamgr5: i made someone cry
pelhamgr5: lol
CloudRider17: w00t!
CloudRider17: how?
pelhamgr5: well
pelhamgr5: she had/s a crush on my english teacher (bear in mind that ive only spoken to her like 5 times) and i wrote a poem 'from her' and read it to him in class (which she isnt in)
CloudRider17: haha
pelhamgr5: ughh
pelhamgr5: yeah
pelhamgr5: i got to spend a good hour in the deans office on account of that
CloudRider17: but was it worth it?
pelhamgr5: hell yes it was
pelhamgr5: lol
CloudRider17: lol
pelhamgr5: making someone cry on valentines day?
pelhamgr5: ive ALWAYS wanted to do that

Quote #1183

hyper superducky: hey
CloudRider17: yo
hyper superducky: i
hyper superducky: am
hyper superducky: scarred.
CloudRider17: scarreD?
CloudRider17: from what?
hyper superducky: yesterday.
CloudRider17: okay
CloudRider17: that's a start
CloudRider17: what happened?
hyper superducky: lol my parents sent me and my sister out of the house
CloudRider17: okay
hyper superducky: and after a while we got bored
hyper superducky: so we went back
CloudRider17: oh no
CloudRider17: they're having sex
hyper superducky: bathtub. i will say no more.
CloudRider17: oh god
hyper superducky: i'm not going near that bathroom ever.
hyper superducky: ever.

Quote #1184
CloudRider17: uh oh
CloudRider17: Leia is rearranging her sock...
CloudRider17: She's sexually frustrated
ducttapedduck: lol
ducttapedduck: fix that then!
CloudRider17: ...
CloudRider17: She's a rat!
ducttapedduck: lol
ducttapedduck: i know

Quote #1185

NocturnalDUCK: morgan is an awesome dancer
Auto response from CloudRider17: Of course I have friends! I have Jerry, hes the one standing behind you with the machette.
NocturnalDUCK: go to bed.... bad girl... :-D

Quote #1186
NocturnalDUCK: :-P<lick>
CloudRider17: lol
NocturnalDUCK: yeah... you liked it
CloudRider17: internet licking?
NocturnalDUCK: yes
NocturnalDUCK: and real life
NocturnalDUCK: hahahaha
CloudRider17: haha, when has that happened?
NocturnalDUCK: will.... not has

Quote #1187
ducttapedduck: tootle-loo
CloudRider17: oh dear god
ducttapedduck: lol
CloudRider17: never say that again

Quote #1188
SameDifference24: iHola!
SameDifference24: Donde estas? Quiero hablar...
SameDifference24: Estoy comiendo la comida de Flat Rock, fettucini alfredo, es delicioso.
SameDifference24: Me abburido
SameDifference24: pero, no soy abburido
SameDifference24: Necesitas hacer mi tarea, pero, no quiero.  Esta tarea de statisticos, y no me gusta.
SameDifference24: Comprendas mi espanol?
SameDifference24: O repito en ingles?

Quote #1189

CloudRider17: that was totally the first time i've grinded
ooShinyOwMyToung: lol
ooShinyOwMyToung: you were pretty good

Quote #1190

NocturnalDUCK: oh yeah, my dream
NocturnalDUCK: we were dancing
NocturnalDUCK: and lots of other people
NocturnalDUCK: and logan was there
NocturnalDUCK: and no one would dance with him
NocturnalDUCK: and then abe magicically appeared and danced with logan
NocturnalDUCK: and we were like logan thats a guy
NocturnalDUCK: but he didnt care
NocturnalDUCK: and so we just danced far away from him
NocturnalDUCK: and then the dancing part was fun
NocturnalDUCK: and then i woke up

Quote #1191

Denodgeinator: Don't you hate it when someone IMs you and makes you guess who they are, and you're like "lol, cool, one of my friends"
CloudRider17: um
CloudRider17: no
Denodgeinator: and then they turn out to be someone you don't want to talk to?
CloudRider17: that's never happened to me
Denodgeinator: haha
CloudRider17: no one wants to talk to me

Quote #1192

NocturnalDUCK: sounds like something i would say
Auto response from CloudRider17: Are...are you trying to grab my ass?

What, doesn't being your friend grant me ass-grabbing priviledges?

Quote #1193
CloudRider17: woah! Its kristen!
Cutestuff79: ....
CloudRider17: its kristen right now
CloudRider17: ^_^
Cutestuff79: haha i was like nooo
Cutestuff79: a-n-n-a

Quote #1194
ducttapedduck: fuckfuckfuck
CloudRider17: No thank you, perhaps some other time
ducttapedduck: okay
ducttapedduck: im holding you to that
CloudRider17: Okay

Quote #1195

swimfunmeg: I HATE YOU
Auto response from CloudRider17: I don't feel good.

:-\
swimfunmeg: but i hope you feel better

Quote #1196
NocturnalDUCK: back!
NocturnalDUCK: lol
CloudRider17: gasp
CloudRider17: I was about to tell you
CloudRider17: BUT YOU READ MY MIND
NocturnalDUCK: I DID
NocturnalDUCK: what else is in there...
NocturnalDUCK: hmm
NocturnalDUCK: uh oh
NocturnalDUCK: :-[
NocturnalDUCK: :-D
CloudRider17: haha

Quote #1197

NocturnalDUCK: i am just head over heels for you, is all
CloudRider17: sounds like you're wearing heels.. ;-)
NocturnalDUCK: if you.... like that
CloudRider17: haha

Quote #1198

Asylum3scapee: So how're ya?
CloudRider17: I'm peachy
Asylum3scapee: Sweet but with a heart of stone?
CloudRider17: YES!

Quote #1199

CloudRider17: and i'm like, dude, you're not that heavy
CloudRider17: and then he starts to move and it hurt.
ducttapedduck: he's such a whore
ducttapedduck: lol
CloudRider17: LOL
CloudRider17: that sounded so wrong after rereading that
ducttapedduck: i know
CloudRider17: oh dear god
CloudRider17: that read by itself without thinking about the conversatino sounds more sexual
CloudRider17: lmao

Quote #1200

EpitomeOfWeasel: Love you?
Auto response from CloudRider17: Going to the mall with The Sealster.
Call my cell if you need me.
^_^
Love ya guys.
EpitomeOfWeasel: More than sex and alcohol?
EpitomeOfWeasel: That's like saying...Dirk loves spam more than he loves masturbating.
EpitomeOfWeasel: and we all know that's unnnnnnnnnnntrue
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