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Quote #1151 Llama Chieftan: are our chars married? CloudRider17: um CloudRider17: I thought so CloudRider17: why? Llama Chieftan: just making sure CloudRider17: lol CloudRider17: just making sure i'm married to you. :-P Llama Chieftan: nonono Llama Chieftan: see, i know you're married to me Llama Chieftan: but our chars are different Llama Chieftan: mmhmm Llama Chieftan: see? Llama Chieftan: i'm right Llama Chieftan: i'm always Llama Chieftan: right Llama Chieftan: and now i sound crazy? Llama Chieftan: of course i sound crazy Llama Chieftan: hehe Llama Chieftan: *cackle* Llama Chieftan: *cackle* Llama Chieftan: *hides in corner* CloudRider17: .........wtf Llama Chieftan: lol Llama Chieftan: sorry Llama Chieftan: it needed to be released CloudRider17: suuuurrrre it did Llama Chieftan: it did! Llama Chieftan: and that better be in funny convos CloudRider17: mebe CloudRider17: ^_^ Quote #1152 EpitomeOfWeasel: So Tholt EpitomeOfWeasel: Isn't your real name William? D4rkPengu1n: yup CloudRider17: Can we call you Willy? ;-) EpitomeOfWeasel: .... EpitomeOfWeasel: Twisted hyper superducky: WILL THE PILL!! EpitomeOfWeasel: BILLY hyper superducky: CHILLY WILLY hyper superducky: ooh, that wins. Quote #1153 Snowrudder: *Wonders why he never went for the co-ed room.* hyper superducky: ooh la laa. forceflow5125: *grins* they wouldn't allow me to have a co-ed room... I wonder why... Quote #1154 hyper superducky: I want a co-ed dorm...that way I can be with Morgan! hyper superducky: ^_^ CloudRider17: of course she's going to little old -- HEY, THAT'S NOT NICE. Quote #1155 CloudRider17: Killing people is ALWAYS more important than quality time with minors. Quote #1156 CloudRider17: I'm bored. CloudRider17: Talk to me. Cheddarness8: lol CloudRider17: Is that all I get? CloudRider17: A laugh? CloudRider17: No one loves me. Quote #1157 SameDifference24: haha CloudRider17: constantly laughing, you are SameDifference24: lmao, yep CloudRider17: ah, an answer. But at least you vary your laughter. Sometimes it's lol, sometimes it's haha, or sometimes it's lmao, or sometimes it's even rotflmfao Quote #1158 SameDifference24: lol CloudRider17: your mom's lol. Quote #1159 SameDifference24: lmao CloudRider17: man, mozilla's beingn a bitch tonight SameDifference24: lol CloudRider17: ....you're gay SameDifference24: haha, i have mozilla too CloudRider17: hah! laughter again! Quote #1160 Auto response from mizprrfect91: Lost my mind... Trying to find it... Be back in a while. CloudRider17: Be back in NEVER, you mean. Quote #1161 popstaulbee: alright, im gonna go eat then CloudRider17: alright, fatty popstaulbee: ** aight CloudRider17: aight? CloudRider17: wtf popstaulbee: yea, aight, its gangsta, yo CloudRider17: lol CloudRider17: chu jus' a wigga, yo Quote #1162 CloudRider17: dude, if I look up "Morgan Alexander" apparently I'm a doctor everywhere else. Kit7892: im a photographer CloudRider17: not fair CloudRider17: lol CloudRider17: OH CloudRider17: I'm getting my mom's Canon FTb CloudRider17: ^_^ Kit7892: niiice CloudRider17: oh CloudRider17: AND A SINGER CloudRider17: wow Kit7892: i already have a cool camera ^_^ CloudRider17: ...and a photographer CloudRider17: no wait Kit7892: dude just get over here CloudRider17: a poet CloudRider17: BOTH! Kit7892: lol CloudRider17: and I make cigars Kit7892: dude you're ignoring me Quote #1163 Kit7892: kristen's mad at you CloudRider17: why? Kit7892: your dad didnt buy carpet from hers CloudRider17: cause I'm heterosexual and she's gay? CloudRider17: psht Kit7892: or um floors CloudRider17: tell her to get over herself Kit7892: she says yes btw, you got it CloudRider17: eh? Kit7892: she is gay CloudRider17: oh CloudRider17: knew it! CloudRider17: ^_^ Quote #1164 CloudRider17: I'm all clean! EpitomeOfWeasel: *Sniffs* EpitomeOfWeasel: ^_^ CloudRider17: I'm so proud of myself EpitomeOfWeasel: *Gives soap* EpitomeOfWeasel: *Worships your cleanliness* CloudRider17: ^_^ CloudRider17: Oh yeah EpitomeOfWeasel: *Buys you on Ebay* CloudRider17: On EEEBAAYYYY! EpitomeOfWeasel: *Puts in Cage* EpitomeOfWeasel: ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS MY VERY OWN VINX CloudRider17: *scurries away* CloudRider17: *realizes she's in a cage* CloudRider17: *thinks that is uber kinky and wants out* EpitomeOfWeasel: *Dangles cheetos* Quote #1165 pelhamgr5: i just havent had a very good day CloudRider17: aww... pelhamgr5: its not your fault pelhamgr5: lol CloudRider17: I know. CloudRider17: But if I had gone something more like "HAHAHA!" then it wouldn't have matched the mood. Quote #1166 Auto response from CloudRider17: But where are we going to find that many dancing albino Eskimo midgets? Kit7892: ive got some in a cage under my bed Quote #1167 ducttapedduck (9:38:15 PM): bye! CloudRider17 (9:39:04 PM): bye ducttapedduck (9:39:14 PM): delayed reaction CloudRider17 (9:39:24 PM): yes CloudRider17 (9:39:26 PM): now go away ducttapedduck (9:39:30 PM): lol, fine then Quote #1168 CloudRider17: I almost hit a lady in the Ingles parking lot yseterday... XD looneydetector: like looneydetector: wow looneydetector: thats messed up CloudRider17: But I didn't, so it's okay... I guess. looneydetector: just swingin around and you almost nailed some lady with your fist CloudRider17: lmao CloudRider17: No no no... driving... or at least I tell everyone it was driving... *shifty eyes* Quote #1169 CloudRider17: lol Denodgeinator: hm? CloudRider17: what you asid before CloudRider17: dumbass Denodgeinator: oh Denodgeinator: well Denodgeinator: that was a delayed response CloudRider17: of course it was CloudRider17: do you think I have that much free time, hm? Denodgeinator: homework? CloudRider17: um CloudRider17: maybe CloudRider17: I haven't done any of it, if that's what you mean Denodgeinator: ...so what are you doing!?! CloudRider17: um CloudRider17: not masturbating, that's for sure Denodgeinator: Haha Denodgeinator: The Internet is for porn.... CloudRider17: lmao CloudRider17: of course it is Quote #1170 popstaulbee: gads CloudRider17: hah! CloudRider17: I've started you on it! CloudRider17: You're saying gads! popstaulbee: hehe popstaulbee: your right CloudRider17: it's like... gnads, but without the n! popstaulbee: lmao popstaulbee: gnads, but without the n! Quote #1171 popstaulbee: you there? popstaulbee: cause i think you were in a hottub with like, 12 other people popstaulbee: .....you freak Quote #1172 CloudRider17: Hola looneydetector: bonjour CloudRider17: como estas? looneydetector: sing dem herne CloudRider17: Okay, you lost me. looneydetector: sienen nahmen looneydetector: yea, you lost me at como estes looneydetector: wait looneydetector: no looneydetector: i know this one looneydetector: muh bien? Quote #1173 CloudRider17: Man, I finished like... 50 minutes early in computer apps today... CloudRider17: and I couldn't go to any websites SameDifference24: lol CloudRider17: id' be like www.iloveponies.com and it'd be like "Oh, that's a PERVERTED website, blocked!" SameDifference24: haha CloudRider17: So I sat there and listened to "perverted music" Quote #1174 Denodgeinator: On our Spanish homework it asked us a goal for the future, and I said "to have a family" because that's easy to say CloudRider17: lol Denodgeinator: then I realized I had to do steps to get there CloudRider17: lol Denodgeinator: 1. Get a wife Denodgeinator: 2. Screw my wife CloudRider17: lol Denodgeinator: haha CloudRider17: hopefully you'd be screwing your wife before you get married Denodgeinator: haha Denodgeinator: yes Denodgeinator: 3. Get married Quote #1175 CloudRider17 (10:02:44 PM): haha hotsosreis (10:03:29 PM): dont laugh at me! CloudRider17 (10:04:32 PM): ...can I chuckle? |
Quote #1176 Auto response from Denodgeinator: Catcher in the Rye is definitely the best book I've been forced to read in English. "Yeah?" Stradlater said. That really interested him. About the booze hound running around the house naked, with Jane around. Stradlater was a very sexy bastard. "She had a lousy childhood. I'm not kidding." That didn't interest Stradlater, though. Only very sexy stuff interested him. CloudRider17: I love your away message Quote #1177 CloudRider17: I decided I wasn't feeling good because I hadn't had chocolate in a bit, using your excuse. SameDifference24: lol CloudRider17: so I got some pudding and two cookies... SameDifference24: but mine came to me, in a dreeeam SameDifference24: lol CloudRider17: lol CloudRider17: well, I stole your dream SameDifference24: haha CloudRider17: hah, so there. SameDifference24: always puttin down the man SameDifference24: i see how it is CloudRider17: Mebe... CloudRider17: ^_^ Quote #1178 CloudRider17: I have a joke to tell you CloudRider17: remind me at lunch to tell everyone else CloudRider17: Okay, you'v eheard of the movie Brokeback Mountain, right? ducttapedduck: yah CloudRider17: I heard that one of the guys gets it in the end. ducttapedduck: sweet CloudRider17: ... CloudRider17: it's a joke. CloudRider17: Brokeback mountain is a movie about two gay cowboys CloudRider17: Gets IT in the END. ducttapedduck: oooooooooh ducttapedduck: LMAO!!!!! CloudRider17: psht CloudRider17: You know Abe? CloudRider17: I heard he got sucked into be gay ducttapedduck: wow....that's weird CloudRider17: GODDAMN YOU'RE NOT PERVERTED ENOUGH TONIGHT CloudRider17: SUCKED CloudRider17: as in... ducttapedduck: OOOOOOH!!!! ducttapedduck: GODDAMMIT!!! IM SO OUT OF IT!!!! CloudRider17: *facepalm* ducttapedduck: LMAO.....that is so great CloudRider17: uber slow CloudRider17: I'm going to have to stop tellnig you gay jokes. ducttapedduck: i know... ducttapedduck: no!!! don't , lol ducttapedduck: just out of it tonight Quote #1179 Denodgeinator: I was making a left out of a parking lot, but I went into the opposite lane Denodgeinator: So it was like making a left using the right-turn-style CloudRider17: ........................ CloudRider17: idiot. CloudRider17: IDIOT CloudRider17: that is by-far the stupidest thing i've heard of anyone doing while driving. Quote #1180 Denodgeinator: ...I think my stupidity far outweighs your own CloudRider17: definitely Quote #1181 Denodgeinator: Speaking of no penis, swimming in cold water sucks Quote #1182 pelhamgr5: well, yesterday was intensely satisfying pelhamgr5: i made someone cry pelhamgr5: lol CloudRider17: w00t! CloudRider17: how? pelhamgr5: well pelhamgr5: she had/s a crush on my english teacher (bear in mind that ive only spoken to her like 5 times) and i wrote a poem 'from her' and read it to him in class (which she isnt in) CloudRider17: haha pelhamgr5: ughh pelhamgr5: yeah pelhamgr5: i got to spend a good hour in the deans office on account of that CloudRider17: but was it worth it? pelhamgr5: hell yes it was pelhamgr5: lol CloudRider17: lol pelhamgr5: making someone cry on valentines day? pelhamgr5: ive ALWAYS wanted to do that Quote #1183 hyper superducky: hey CloudRider17: yo hyper superducky: i hyper superducky: am hyper superducky: scarred. CloudRider17: scarreD? CloudRider17: from what? hyper superducky: yesterday. CloudRider17: okay CloudRider17: that's a start CloudRider17: what happened? hyper superducky: lol my parents sent me and my sister out of the house CloudRider17: okay hyper superducky: and after a while we got bored hyper superducky: so we went back CloudRider17: oh no CloudRider17: they're having sex hyper superducky: bathtub. i will say no more. CloudRider17: oh god hyper superducky: i'm not going near that bathroom ever. hyper superducky: ever. Quote #1184 CloudRider17: uh oh CloudRider17: Leia is rearranging her sock... CloudRider17: She's sexually frustrated ducttapedduck: lol ducttapedduck: fix that then! CloudRider17: ... CloudRider17: She's a rat! ducttapedduck: lol ducttapedduck: i know Quote #1185 NocturnalDUCK: morgan is an awesome dancer Auto response from CloudRider17: Of course I have friends! I have Jerry, hes the one standing behind you with the machette. NocturnalDUCK: go to bed.... bad girl... :-D Quote #1186 NocturnalDUCK: :-P<lick> CloudRider17: lol NocturnalDUCK: yeah... you liked it CloudRider17: internet licking? NocturnalDUCK: yes NocturnalDUCK: and real life NocturnalDUCK: hahahaha CloudRider17: haha, when has that happened? NocturnalDUCK: will.... not has Quote #1187 ducttapedduck: tootle-loo CloudRider17: oh dear god ducttapedduck: lol CloudRider17: never say that again Quote #1188 SameDifference24: iHola! SameDifference24: Donde estas? Quiero hablar... SameDifference24: Estoy comiendo la comida de Flat Rock, fettucini alfredo, es delicioso. SameDifference24: Me abburido SameDifference24: pero, no soy abburido SameDifference24: Necesitas hacer mi tarea, pero, no quiero. Esta tarea de statisticos, y no me gusta. SameDifference24: Comprendas mi espanol? SameDifference24: O repito en ingles? Quote #1189 CloudRider17: that was totally the first time i've grinded ooShinyOwMyToung: lol ooShinyOwMyToung: you were pretty good Quote #1190 NocturnalDUCK: oh yeah, my dream NocturnalDUCK: we were dancing NocturnalDUCK: and lots of other people NocturnalDUCK: and logan was there NocturnalDUCK: and no one would dance with him NocturnalDUCK: and then abe magicically appeared and danced with logan NocturnalDUCK: and we were like logan thats a guy NocturnalDUCK: but he didnt care NocturnalDUCK: and so we just danced far away from him NocturnalDUCK: and then the dancing part was fun NocturnalDUCK: and then i woke up Quote #1191 Denodgeinator: Don't you hate it when someone IMs you and makes you guess who they are, and you're like "lol, cool, one of my friends" CloudRider17: um CloudRider17: no Denodgeinator: and then they turn out to be someone you don't want to talk to? CloudRider17: that's never happened to me Denodgeinator: haha CloudRider17: no one wants to talk to me Quote #1192 NocturnalDUCK: sounds like something i would say Auto response from CloudRider17: Are...are you trying to grab my ass? What, doesn't being your friend grant me ass-grabbing priviledges? Quote #1193 CloudRider17: woah! Its kristen! Cutestuff79: .... CloudRider17: its kristen right now CloudRider17: ^_^ Cutestuff79: haha i was like nooo Cutestuff79: a-n-n-a Quote #1194 ducttapedduck: fuckfuckfuck CloudRider17: No thank you, perhaps some other time ducttapedduck: okay ducttapedduck: im holding you to that CloudRider17: Okay Quote #1195 swimfunmeg: I HATE YOU Auto response from CloudRider17: I don't feel good. :-\ swimfunmeg: but i hope you feel better Quote #1196 NocturnalDUCK: back! NocturnalDUCK: lol CloudRider17: gasp CloudRider17: I was about to tell you CloudRider17: BUT YOU READ MY MIND NocturnalDUCK: I DID NocturnalDUCK: what else is in there... NocturnalDUCK: hmm NocturnalDUCK: uh oh NocturnalDUCK: :-[ NocturnalDUCK: :-D CloudRider17: haha Quote #1197 NocturnalDUCK: i am just head over heels for you, is all CloudRider17: sounds like you're wearing heels.. ;-) NocturnalDUCK: if you.... like that CloudRider17: haha Quote #1198 Asylum3scapee: So how're ya? CloudRider17: I'm peachy Asylum3scapee: Sweet but with a heart of stone? CloudRider17: YES! Quote #1199 CloudRider17: and i'm like, dude, you're not that heavy CloudRider17: and then he starts to move and it hurt. ducttapedduck: he's such a whore ducttapedduck: lol CloudRider17: LOL CloudRider17: that sounded so wrong after rereading that ducttapedduck: i know CloudRider17: oh dear god CloudRider17: that read by itself without thinking about the conversatino sounds more sexual CloudRider17: lmao Quote #1200 EpitomeOfWeasel: Love you? Auto response from CloudRider17: Going to the mall with The Sealster. Call my cell if you need me. ^_^ Love ya guys. EpitomeOfWeasel: More than sex and alcohol? EpitomeOfWeasel: That's like saying...Dirk loves spam more than he loves masturbating. EpitomeOfWeasel: and we all know that's unnnnnnnnnnntrue |