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Quote #1201 Noitgot2BmeZ: woow a turtle Auto response from CloudRider17: OMFG! I caught a turtle! Noitgot2BmeZ: big whoop Quote #1202 CloudRider17 (12:01:01 AM): the convo where you said you'd marry anyone who could purr exactly like a cat Asylum3scapee (12:01:08 AM): lol CloudRider17 (12:01:11 AM): what's funny about it is that I know a friend who can SNARL like a wildcat Asylum3scapee (12:01:16 AM): I was thinking about that today! Asylum3scapee (12:01:18 AM): oooh Asylum3scapee (12:01:19 AM): Eh? CloudRider17 (12:01:25 AM): it's uber sexy Asylum3scapee (12:01:27 AM): who? CloudRider17 (12:02:14 AM): Tim Asylum3scapee (12:02:22 AM): Oh, tim! Asylum3scapee (12:02:28 AM): Well Asylum3scapee (12:02:28 AM): hes coming to Arkansas with me then and tell him I want to hear it CloudRider17 (12:02:54 AM): haha Asylum3scapee (12:03:01 AM): Man Asylum3scapee (12:03:06 AM): That's almost better than purring Asylum3scapee (12:03:20 AM): although it'd be just a bit startling when we're cuddling CloudRider17 (12:03:21 AM): sadly he's going to college Asylum3scapee (12:03:27 AM): which is why I wanted purring CloudRider17 (12:03:33 AM): i'm sure he could do that! CloudRider17 (12:03:36 AM): I've never asked Asylum3scapee (12:03:40 AM): You should ask him! Asylum3scapee (12:03:47 AM): And then tell him I want his last name CloudRider17 (12:04:01 AM): I know his last name, silly Asylum3scapee (12:04:17 AM): No. Asylum3scapee (12:04:19 AM): I want it Asylum3scapee (12:04:20 AM): as mine CloudRider17 (12:04:28 AM): OHHHH Quote #1203 Asylum3scapee (12:09:25 AM): btw Asylum3scapee (12:09:31 AM): Tim is definitely mine CloudRider17 (12:09:57 AM): haha Asylum3scapee (12:10:31 AM): Wheeee I found my hubby. :] Quote #1204 CloudRider17 (10:28:28 PM): OMFG CloudRider17 (10:28:40 PM): you should make an account on DAB named Larry and put your birthday so you're 50 CloudRider17 (10:28:49 PM): i mean 40 Denodgeinator (10:29:24 PM): hahaha Denodgeinator (10:29:28 PM): Occupation: Truck Driver CloudRider17 (10:29:31 PM): YES Denodgeinator (10:29:41 PM): Screen name: CloudRider17 (10:29:48 PM): Iwannarapeyou Denodgeinator (10:29:56 PM): LaRrYtRuCkEr40 CloudRider17 (10:29:56 PM): pedolover CloudRider17 (10:30:15 PM): PedoLarry40 Denodgeinator (10:30:17 PM): xXxlittlekidlovexXx CloudRider17 (10:30:20 PM): YES CloudRider17 (10:30:21 PM): lol CloudRider17 (10:30:40 PM): gads CloudRider17 (10:30:42 PM): we're terrible Quote #1205 CloudRider17 (1:42:57 AM): but anyway, it's like shakespeare's Dark Lady CloudRider17 (1:43:06 AM): except for I'm not commiting adultry with them Quote #1206 CloudRider17 (1:53:38 AM): LINK TO PICTURE! Asylum3scapee (1:53:54 AM): Prettyyy CloudRider17 (1:54:02 AM): I KNOW CloudRider17 (1:54:06 AM): he's prettier than like... CloudRider17 (1:54:10 AM): everyone i know Asylum3scapee (1:54:15 AM): lol CloudRider17 (1:54:29 AM): like CloudRider17 (1:54:48 AM): prettier than you, me, all of my friends, and alll of the gay super models put together! CloudRider17 (1:55:08 AM): (male super models, that is) Asylum3scapee (1:57:01 AM): lol! Asylum3scapee (1:57:02 AM): Man Asylum3scapee (1:57:07 AM): That's a heckuva lot of sexiness Quote #1207 MOLIN9390 (12:47:06 AM): I'm almost considering sleeping... Gobi's laying seductively on my bed.... Quote #1208 Llama Chieftan (5:28:59 PM): i need to learn to make animated gifs Llama Chieftan (5:29:10 PM): so i can do the pwning unicorns avatar EpitomeOfWeasel (5:29:10 PM): i thought that said girls EpitomeOfWeasel (5:29:11 PM): not gif Le Nedla (5:29:14 PM): lol CloudRider17 (5:29:15 PM): haha Llama Chieftan (5:29:15 PM): lol Llama Chieftan (5:29:21 PM): oh i have that down pat already hyper superducky (5:29:22 PM): lol. me to Llama Chieftan (5:29:29 PM): ROFL CloudRider17 (5:29:31 PM): ... CloudRider17 (5:29:34 PM): cons? hyper superducky (5:29:39 PM): oh hyper superducky (5:29:40 PM): wait hyper superducky (5:29:42 PM): what? CloudRider17 (5:29:42 PM): haha Llama Chieftan (5:29:56 PM): ...you said you had doing girls down pat Quote #1209 EpitomeOfWeasel (5:41:10 PM): maybe he lives in a country that doesn't exist! like canada! Quote #1210 Llama Chieftan (10:15:09 PM): well don't blame me when you find yourself in a giant jar surrounded by bugs pouring in nail polish Llama Chieftan (10:15:18 PM): because it WILL happen Quote #1211 Llama Chieftan (10:45:03 PM): aww man Llama Chieftan (10:45:10 PM): i got out-seduced by a cat Llama Chieftan (10:45:14 PM): i am shamed Quote #1212 CloudRider17 (10:47:18 PM): ...just creepy CloudRider17 (10:47:20 PM): and yes CloudRider17 (10:47:22 PM): i'll sleep now Llama Chieftan (10:47:27 PM): oh no you won't CloudRider17 (10:47:29 PM): you keep on getting me back into conversation CloudRider17 (10:47:33 PM): cheater Llama Chieftan (10:47:33 PM): i've gotten you to stay 40 minutes Llama Chieftan (10:47:36 PM): i'm going for the hour CloudRider17 (10:47:36 PM): I KNOW CloudRider17 (10:47:39 PM): it's like CloudRider17 (10:47:40 PM): amazing Quote #1213 Llama Chieftan (10:05:50 PM): " The sex was so good that even the neighbors had a cigarette." Quote #1214 Kit7892 (5:28:44 PM): *poke* Kit7892 (5:32:38 PM): aw idle Kit7892 went away at 5:34:09 PM. Kit7892 returned at 6:28:36 PM. Kit7892 (6:28:08 PM): 'sup? Kit7892 (6:29:15 PM): oh idle again Kit7892 went away at 6:29:53 PM. Kit7892 returned at 7:57:56 PM. Quote #1215 EpitomeOfWeasel (4:37:38 PM): Alden... EpitomeOfWeasel (4:37:43 PM): how do I say this gently... EpitomeOfWeasel (4:37:43 PM): um EpitomeOfWeasel (4:37:44 PM): what reputation? EpitomeOfWeasel (4:37:45 PM): XD EpitomeOfWeasel (4:37:46 PM): just kidding BillyHadACupcake (4:38:07 PM): I'd give you a BETTER reputation! Le Nedla (4:38:13 PM): the one as being one of the few omf girls who does not cliamed they've fucked him? CloudRider17 (4:38:45 PM): fucked who? BillyHadACupcake (4:38:47 PM): ...Yeah, its weird BillyHadACupcake (4:38:48 PM): Everyone but you claims to BillyHadACupcake (4:38:51 PM): When it's the opposite Quote #1216 Le Nedla (4:41:59 PM): anyways Le Nedla (4:42:00 PM): BRB BillyHadACupcake (4:42:02 PM): OK Le Nedla (4:42:02 PM): SHOWERTIME BillyHadACupcake (4:42:06 PM): CAN I COME? Le Nedla (4:42:07 PM): NO YOU CANT COME CloudRider17 (4:42:07 PM): ALDEN NAKED! BillyHadACupcake (4:42:09 PM): DAMMIT Le Nedla (4:42:12 PM): LOL Le Nedla (4:42:15 PM): ANTICIPATED THAT BillyHadACupcake (4:42:17 PM): YEAH Le Nedla (4:42:18 PM): NOW LEAVING CloudRider17 (4:42:20 PM): OMG CloudRider17 (4:42:21 PM): CAPS BillyHadACupcake (4:42:22 PM): TREE BillyHadACupcake (4:42:26 PM): NO, LOWERCASE Le Nedla (4:42:27 PM): ...tree? Quote #1217 Le Nedla (10:12:17 PM): WAIT WHAT Le Nedla (10:12:24 PM): and what does Robbie remind you of? hoping for words (10:12:33 PM): ... a four letter word. CloudRider17 (10:12:36 PM): penis!? BillyHadACupcake (10:12:38 PM): meow? hoping for words (10:12:39 PM): no. Llama Chieftan (10:12:41 PM): that's five vinx BillyHadACupcake (10:12:42 PM): 5 letters BillyHadACupcake (10:12:45 PM): foo' Llama Chieftan (10:12:47 PM): owned BillyHadACupcake (10:12:52 PM): that's also 5 hoping for words (10:12:55 PM): a different word for vagina. Llama Chieftan (10:12:57 PM): PWNT BillyHadACupcake (10:12:58 PM): 6 CloudRider17 (10:13:00 PM): cunt! BillyHadACupcake (10:13:01 PM): ooh, 4 Llama Chieftan (10:13:03 PM): gash! hoping for words (10:13:03 PM): yes. BillyHadACupcake (10:13:04 PM): We have a winner Quote #1218 Le Nedla (10:09:37 PM): I have a boyfriend Le Nedla (10:09:42 PM): ...and he is a douche CloudRider17 (10:09:45 PM): lol CloudRider17 (10:09:52 PM): so that's what he's doing in your pants... Quote #1219 hoping for words (10:30:14 PM): ... what are we talking about? BillyHadACupcake (10:30:19 PM): Oots CloudRider17 (10:30:21 PM): poop Llama Chieftan (10:30:22 PM): duh CloudRider17 (10:30:24 PM): duh Quote #1220 Me: Are you a fag? Cooper: NO! Cooper: Wait... what? Quote #1221 GixPhyrexian (8:56:16 PM): 1 sec GixPhyrexian (8:56:17 PM): shower CloudRider17 (8:56:29 PM): you take quick showers. GixPhyrexian (9:07:13 PM): thats because im really good at taking my clothes off fast GixPhyrexian (9:07:19 PM): and putting them back on fast CloudRider17 (9:08:22 PM): haha GixPhyrexian (9:08:51 PM): want to have a contest? CloudRider17 (9:09:56 PM): no CloudRider17 (9:09:59 PM): cause either way you'd win GixPhyrexian (9:10:08 PM): aww, fine GixPhyrexian (9:10:23 PM): wait GixPhyrexian (9:10:27 PM): ud win to GixPhyrexian (9:10:33 PM): u get to see ME naked CloudRider17 (9:10:37 PM): as if i want to Quote #1222 DragoonGirlRuby (10:01:53 PM): I had fried chicken for dinner DragoonGirlRuby (10:01:58 PM): I felt a great disturbance in the force DragoonGirlRuby (10:02:08 PM): As though thousands of arteries all cried out in terror DragoonGirlRuby (10:02:11 PM): And then were clogged Quote #1223 CloudRider17 (9:26:42 PM): i know i know CloudRider17 (9:26:44 PM): it's terrible Kit7892 (9:27:22 PM): lol u very bad person CloudRider17 (9:27:45 PM): lol CloudRider17 (9:27:50 PM): i've only heard that twice today CloudRider17 (9:27:52 PM): ...or more. CloudRider17 (9:27:56 PM): I stopped counting after 2 Kit7892 (9:28:55 PM): lol - yeah we figured we're going to hell anyway since me and ashley were talking about midget retards i think it was.... i can't remember but today the topic was cake in hell CloudRider17 (9:29:07 PM): haha CloudRider17 (9:29:12 PM): will it be devil's foodcake? CloudRider17 (9:29:15 PM): I hope so. Quote #1224 hyper superducky (10:56:49 PM): You...you hate me? hyper superducky (10:56:57 PM): *Swallows some Windex* Quote #1225 Snowrudder (10:48:02 PM): I want to get threatened.... Snowrudder (10:48:16 PM): Then I can have an excuse to kill somethin'. |
Quote #1226
CloudRider17 (5:07:39 PM): what's happening tonight? Denodgeinator (5:08:04 PM): Haunted Woods/ Tiger's Game? CloudRider17 (5:08:14 PM): movies? CloudRider17 (5:08:19 PM): or some mysterious cult ritual? Quote #1227 WhoAmEyeButWhoRU (9:01:28 PM): undershirt WhoAmEyeButWhoRU (9:01:34 PM): long sleave WhoAmEyeButWhoRU (9:01:39 PM): undershirt WhoAmEyeButWhoRU (9:01:41 PM): and t shirt WhoAmEyeButWhoRU (9:01:47 PM): wait thats not the right order CloudRider17 (9:01:52 PM): i get it! CloudRider17 (9:01:52 PM): lol CloudRider17 (9:01:58 PM): undershirt, long sleeve, and t shirt WhoAmEyeButWhoRU (9:02:20 PM): thats it CloudRider17 (9:02:46 PM): It's as if i helped you get dressed. WhoAmEyeButWhoRU (9:04:16 PM): yep WhoAmEyeButWhoRU (9:04:19 PM): thats why i keep you CloudRider17 (9:04:22 PM): ^_^ CloudRider17 (9:04:33 PM): "No no no, silly, you put your underwear on BEFORE your pants!" CloudRider17 (9:04:45 PM): Hehe... super quinn WhoAmEyeButWhoRU (9:05:50 PM): LIAR!!!! CloudRider17 (9:05:57 PM): Hehe... CloudRider17 (9:06:12 PM): Do you see anyone else wearing their underwear on the OUTSIDE? WhoAmEyeButWhoRU (9:06:56 PM): yes CloudRider17 (9:07:01 PM): Where? WhoAmEyeButWhoRU (9:07:08 PM): you CloudRider17 (9:07:20 PM): ...that's when I'm not wearing pants, silly. WhoAmEyeButWhoRU (9:07:33 PM): exactally CloudRider17 (9:07:38 PM): hehehe CloudRider17 (9:09:32 PM): now, besides me, who else wears their underwear like that? WhoAmEyeButWhoRU (9:09:41 PM): swimmers CloudRider17 (9:09:50 PM): ...but they don't wear pants! CloudRider17 (9:09:57 PM): they dont' even wear underwear! WhoAmEyeButWhoRU (9:10:22 PM): lies CloudRider17 (9:10:31 PM): hey, they don't when they're swimming. Quote #1228 Tac says: *tucks in the bed* do shitty hw and go sleep MoEy says: lol MoEy says: i read that as "fucks in the bed" and I was staring for about a minute MoEy says: and then finally read it right Tac says: ..... Tac says: if ur thinkin i said something like that ur reeeeally tired Quote #1229 whoameyebutwhoru (9:54:38 PM): i just shoved a whole slice of pie in my mouth CloudRider17 (9:54:55 PM): HOLY SHIT CloudRider17 (9:55:06 PM): i'm not even mad CloudRider17 (9:55:09 PM): i'm impressed! CloudRider17 (9:55:21 PM): even if it's gonna go straight to your ass. Quote #1230 BeavErWag0n359: grr BeavErWag0n359: fuck metcalf lol CloudRider17: yes CloudRider17: but not literally CloudRider17: ^_~ BeavErWag0n359: i want to literally CloudRider17: ... BeavErWag0n359: stick my 9 in his ass BeavErWag0n359: hell yeah CloudRider17: lol CloudRider17: wtf BeavErWag0n359: i like that hairy shitty ass hole CloudRider17: lol, you have weird fantasies, dude Quote #1231 CloudRider17 (2:55:34 PM): Who wears short shorts? SameDifference24 (2:55:39 PM): i wear short shorts! Quote #1232 SameDifference24 (1:34:49 PM):you there? SameDifference24 (1:34:59 PM):or did you forget to put up an away message again? Quote #1233 dr know328 (5:57:06 PM): poopface CloudRider17 (5:57:48 PM): shithead dr know328 (5:57:27 PM): you crossed the line CloudRider17 (5:58:32 PM): lol CloudRider17 (5:58:40 PM): did i break the plane? dr know328 (5:58:12 PM): LOL dr know328 (5:58:14 PM): MATH JOKE dr know328 (5:58:15 PM): ROFLZ dr know328 (5:58:18 PM): ROFLROFOLFLFROFL CloudRider17 (5:58:54 PM): ... dr know328 (5:58:37 PM): .. Quote #1234 Cadenzie (8:45:44 PM): IT IS MARY COME AGAIN FROM THE DEAD MOLIN9390 (8:46:24 PM): FWEET! Cadenzie (8:45:50 PM): (Or something equally as impressive.) MOLIN9390 (8:46:26 PM): I'm e'cited. Cadenzie (8:46:03 PM): It's been ages. MOLIN9390 (8:46:45 PM): Like... me updating Vodka Vonx... that's exciting MOLIN9390 (8:46:51 PM): it's an epic day! or at least i think so! MOLIN9390 (8:47:19 PM): I should mark it on the calender. Cadenzie (8:47:06 PM): You should. A day to go down in history! MOLIN9390 (8:47:54 PM): I'm fucking marking the calender MOLIN9390 (8:47:55 PM): Right now Cadenzie (8:47:38 PM): Sweet Quote #1235 hyper superducky (8:56:16 PM): awww...most of the ones i'm in only because i slipped in an 'lol' inbetween the funny (It's for pity, Holly, pity.) Quote # 1236 hyper superducky (8:56:43 PM): ='[... CloudRider17 (8:57:21 PM): *hug* hyper superducky (8:57:00 PM): *moisten* CloudRider17 (8:58:04 PM): ... hyper superducky (8:57:50 PM): ummm...i can explain Quote #1237 Cadenzie (10:30:51 PM): What did you see? MOLIN9390 (10:31:45 PM): Flushed Away Quote #1237 Cadenzie (10:31:34 PM): Never heard of it. What's it about? MOLIN9390 (10:32:18 PM): A rat that gets flushed down his toilet. MOLIN9390 (10:32:21 PM): It's really cute and funny Cadenzie (10:31:55 PM): o.O That's random. MOLIN9390 (10:32:34 PM): yup Cadenzie (10:32:42 PM): Is it that new Disney movie? MOLIN9390 (10:33:26 PM): Erm... I don't think it's Disney... lemme look MOLIN9390 (10:33:36 PM): DreamWorks! Cadenzie (10:33:32 PM): Was it animated? MOLIN9390 (10:34:17 PM): Yup MOLIN9390 (10:34:19 PM): lol MOLIN9390 (10:34:25 PM): i'd feel bad if it wasn't! MOLIN9390 (10:34:32 PM): poor rat, getting all flushed! Cadenzie (10:34:25 PM): They would try to say.."No animals were harmed in the making of this film". But then you watch it! MOLIN9390 (10:35:09 PM): lol Quote #1238 CloudRider17 (10:50:49 PM): I have to go in at 4 for a produce meeting... -_- Nobutadas FFXI (10:50:28 PM): wtf? XD Nobutadas FFXI (10:50:34 PM): ok, this is an orange, this is lettuce Nobutadas FFXI (10:50:37 PM): this is a bag... CloudRider17 (10:51:28 PM): lol CloudRider17 (10:51:45 PM): i'm the idiot who has rung up cucumber as zuchinni twice now. CloudRider17 (10:51:51 PM): they look so similar... ; ; Nobutadas FFXI (10:51:55 PM): wtf. Nobutadas FFXI (10:51:57 PM): bad bad Quote #1239 EpitomeOfWeasel (10:44:23 PM): No I'll just take sex plzthnx. Besides Cold Stone is like "LAME!" Quote #1240 hyper superducky (10:45:52 PM): I wanna get raped on the Prairie Wilder?! Quote #1241 hyper superducky (10:46:06 PM): Where do you actually work, Jon? CloudRider17 (10:46:12 PM): A sweat shop CloudRider17 (10:46:14 PM): Duhh Snowrudder (10:46:20 PM): At a sorta useless environmental organization. hyper superducky (10:46:23 PM): Oh, tell Ling Chow I say hi! Quote #1242 Snowrudder (11:00:05 PM): Ooh...sounds....seductive. Quote #1243 hyper superducky (10:53:02 PM): *Just yawned like 34 times in a row* CloudRider17 (10:53:03 PM): lol* CloudRider17 (10:53:10 PM): EXACTLY thirty-four? hyper superducky (10:53:16 PM): Most likely hyper superducky (10:53:17 PM): ...Bitch CloudRider17 (10:53:23 PM): Cunt hyper superducky (10:53:29 PM): DIVA SKANK. Snowrudder (10:53:35 PM): Ooh....cat fight! Quote #1244 Snowrudder (10:55:52 PM): *Wishes the pain away.* CloudRider17 (10:55:57 PM): *Hug* hyper superducky (10:56:05 PM): YOU CAN'T WISH THE PAIN AWAY EpitomeOfWeasel (10:56:06 PM): Aww Snow EpitomeOfWeasel (10:56:08 PM): that's so emo Snowrudder (10:56:09 PM): Yes I can. EpitomeOfWeasel (10:56:10 PM): here's a cookie Quote #1245 CloudRider17 (8:18:16 PM): oooooo... we're getting icecream WhoAmEyeButWhoRU (8:19:34 PM): it grrs me WhoAmEyeButWhoRU (8:19:35 PM): when CloudRider17 (8:19:42 PM): in a bit CloudRider17 (8:19:46 PM): i'm going to get icecream CloudRider17 (8:19:48 PM): ^_^ WhoAmEyeButWhoRU (8:19:53 PM): yummy CloudRider17 (8:19:53 PM): which i keep on typing as icream CloudRider17 (8:19:57 PM): hehe, icream WhoAmEyeButWhoRU (8:20:00 PM): icecream CloudRider17 (8:20:02 PM): I CREAM! CloudRider17 (8:20:06 PM): right now. CloudRider17 (8:20:10 PM): because of icecream? CloudRider17 (8:20:29 PM): weird CloudRider17 (8:20:31 PM): fetish CloudRider17 (8:20:43 PM): ah! i'm breaking my own boundary! WhoAmEyeButWhoRU (8:20:46 PM): yummy WhoAmEyeButWhoRU (8:20:50 PM): HAHAHAHAHAHAH Quote #1246 hyper superducky (10:59:27 PM): OMG MORGAN hyper superducky (10:59:30 PM): Remember... CloudRider17 (10:59:34 PM): What!? hyper superducky (10:59:36 PM): I LOVE WHAT YOU'VE DONE WITH YOUR WINDOW hyper superducky (10:59:40 PM): xDD CloudRider17 (10:59:41 PM): LOL! hyper superducky (10:59:53 PM): OMG MEMORIES. [all alone in the moonlight] Quote #1247 CloudRider17 (5:04:44 PM): i'm sorry hun CloudRider17 (5:05:31 PM): *huggle* Llama Chieftan (5:05:43 PM): shirtless huggle? CloudRider17 (5:05:50 PM): why yes, yes it is Llama Chieftan (5:06:00 PM): why, how convienient CloudRider17 (5:07:35 PM): yes, yes it is Quote #1248 Snowrudder (11:02:15 PM): *Contemplates cutting his moustache off.* hyper superducky (11:02:22 PM): NO NO !!! CloudRider17 (11:02:22 PM): A MOUSTACHE!?!?! hyper superducky (11:02:27 PM): I have to see a pic first!! hyper superducky (11:02:39 PM): BUT YOU HAVE TO BE ABLE TO STROKE IT IN THOUGHT hyper superducky (11:02:48 PM): How can you survive without a stache?!??! Quote #1249 CloudRider17 (11:05:36 PM): WTF! EpitomeOfWeasel (11:05:38 PM): ^_^ EpitomeOfWeasel (11:05:44 PM): Watermelons Training ferrets CloudRider17 (11:05:57 PM): Where is Pagebuilder!?!?!?! CloudRider17 (11:05:59 PM): ; ; hyper superducky (11:06:03 PM): Aww. CloudRider17 (11:06:09 PM): It just... disappeared CloudRider17 (11:06:10 PM): i'm pissed CloudRider17 (11:06:13 PM): no wonder i never update Snowrudder (11:06:19 PM): Ooh....another mystery. Quote #1250 Snowrudder (11:20:29 PM): What's yellow and can't swim? CloudRider17 (11:20:33 PM): what? Snowrudder (11:20:37 PM): A Bulldozer. |