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EpitomeOfWeasel (11:52:43 PM) has left the room. hyper superducky (11:52:51 PM): And then there were 3... CloudRider17 (11:53:22 PM): no CloudRider17 (11:53:24 PM): we are not doing that Quote #1252 frenchipoolovesu (9:49:13 PM): HAHA frenchipoolovesu (9:49:19 PM): did I ever tell you how much i love you? CloudRider17 (9:49:47 PM): No CloudRider17 (9:49:49 PM): Tell me again frenchipoolovesu (9:49:41 PM): I LOVE YOU! CloudRider17 (9:49:55 PM): ^^ frenchipoolovesu (9:50:04 PM): make love to me. frenchipoolovesu (9:50:06 PM): not really. frenchipoolovesu (9:50:09 PM): sarcasm CloudRider17 (9:50:31 PM): uh huh CloudRider17 (9:50:32 PM): whatever you say Quote #1253 CloudRider17 (10:04:42 PM): ^^ Nobutadas FFXI (11:04:17 PM): I called her on the phone and she touched herself! Nobutadas FFXI (11:04:18 PM): it's a song CloudRider17 (11:04:44 PM): I LOVE THAT SONG CloudRider17 (11:04:52 PM): Say Anything CloudRider17 (11:06:01 PM): You know, the band name... :P Nobutadas FFXI (11:06:08 PM): XD Quote #1254 Nobutadas FFXI (11:08:16 PM): i could stay awake, just to hear you breathing.... watch you smile while you are sleeping, while your far away and dreaming, I could spend my life in this sweet surender, I could stay lost in this moment forever, when a moment spent with you is a moment I treasure! Nobutadas FFXI (11:08:30 PM): I don't want to close my eyes, I don't wanna fall asleep, cause I miss you baby, and I don't wanna miss a thing CloudRider17 (11:08:41 PM): Aw, how sweet! Nobutadas FFXI (11:08:43 PM): cause even when I dream of you, the sweetest dream Nobutadas FFXI (11:08:45 PM): man I lost it CloudRider17 (11:09:01 PM): lol Nobutadas FFXI (11:08:52 PM): XD I was trying to type as fast as it was sang Quote #1255 whoameyebutwhoru (10:00:54 PM): YAAAAY TITTY FUCKING CloudRider17 (10:01:14 PM): ...hahahha whoameyebutwhoru (10:01:06 PM): i mean whoameyebutwhoru (10:01:07 PM): .... CloudRider17 (10:01:33 PM): that is... classic Quote #1256 whoameyebutwhoru (11:17:37 PM): why you stopp again? CloudRider17 (11:18:07 PM): stop what? whoameyebutwhoru (11:17:55 PM): eating meat CloudRider17 (11:18:17 PM): Hurts my stomach whoameyebutwhoru (11:18:04 PM): red whoameyebutwhoru (11:18:05 PM): or all CloudRider17 (11:18:25 PM): All meat CloudRider17 (11:18:27 PM): ALL FLESH CloudRider17 (11:18:30 PM): except for your man meat whoameyebutwhoru (11:18:18 PM): helll yea.... whoameyebutwhoru (11:18:19 PM): lol Quote #1257 CloudRider17 (1:59:35 PM): eww CloudRider17 (1:59:45 PM): i had a horrible image of elves having sex. hyper superducky (1:59:45 PM): why...why would you tell me that... hyper superducky (2:00:03 PM): i just imaginined what an elf orgasm would sound like hyper superducky (2:00:06 PM): i hate you. lol CloudRider17 (2:00:29 PM): "MASTER WISHES THIS UPON ME... OOOOoOoOooOOOoOo" Quote #1258 SameDifference24 (11:40:50 PM): g'night CloudRider17 (11:41:08 PM): M'kay CloudRider17 (11:41:09 PM): gn'giht CloudRider17 (11:41:10 PM): ... CloudRider17 (11:41:15 PM): or something like g'night SameDifference24 (11:41:17 PM): looks like "go on, git!" SameDifference24 (11:41:30 PM): bye Quote #1259 EpitomeOfWeasel (10:58:26 PM): Dear Vinx EpitomeOfWeasel (10:58:38 PM): May I please have the link to your site 'cause I need some seriuz l0lz. EpitomeOfWeasel (10:58:39 PM): ? CloudRider17 (10:59:14 PM): lol EpitomeOfWeasel (10:58:43 PM): and you should also update your site EpitomeOfWeasel (10:58:45 PM): Love, EpitomeOfWeasel (10:58:45 PM): Blaise Quote #1260 EpitomeOfWeasel (11:16:04 PM): Ok so looking at your site I saw the word polygamy CloudRider17 (11:16:37 PM): ^^ EpitomeOfWeasel (11:16:05 PM): and EpitomeOfWeasel (11:16:09 PM): I totally thought of Polly Pocket CloudRider17 (11:16:42 PM): said by ferdy CloudRider17 (11:16:44 PM): ... CloudRider17 (11:16:45 PM): lol CloudRider17 (11:16:46 PM): you dork EpitomeOfWeasel (11:16:22 PM): Polly Pocket: Mormon Adventures! Quote #1261 CloudRider17 (11:16:56 PM): ferdy... fergie... CloudRider17 (11:16:58 PM): LOLZ EpitomeOfWeasel (11:16:29 PM): He's Ferdylicious EpitomeOfWeasel (11:16:31 PM): He blows kisses EpitomeOfWeasel (11:16:35 PM): Send those n00bs on rock rock Quote #1262 frenchipoolovesu (12:46:59 PM): that is even sicker CloudRider17 (12:47:10 PM): yeah CloudRider17 (12:47:13 PM): that's what i wrote in there CloudRider17 (12:47:14 PM): as a note CloudRider17 (12:47:18 PM): i put "THAT'S SICK!" frenchipoolovesu (12:47:15 PM): I would have too. CloudRider17 (12:47:25 PM): ^^ I write good annotations frenchipoolovesu (12:47:25 PM): your an amazing driver also frenchipoolovesu (12:47:28 PM): ^ ^ CloudRider17 (12:47:37 PM): I AM! frenchipoolovesu (12:47:38 PM): =]] CloudRider17 (12:47:49 PM): I mean, near-death experiences mark great driving Quote #1263 EpitomeOfWeasel (3:34:34 PM): ....... EpitomeOfWeasel (3:34:35 PM): >.> EpitomeOfWeasel (3:34:35 PM): <.< CloudRider17 (3:34:59 PM): >> CloudRider17 (3:35:00 PM): << CloudRider17 (3:35:01 PM): ?? CloudRider17 (3:35:05 PM): .. CloudRider17 (3:35:08 PM): ^^ Quote #1264 EpitomeOfWeasel (3:34:51 PM): I wish I was a slinky CloudRider17 (3:35:20 PM): You'd be a lot of fun to watch fall down stairs. CloudRider17 (3:35:22 PM): Like stupid people. EpitomeOfWeasel (3:35:24 PM): Seriously haven't you ever wanted to go down stairs like that? CloudRider17 (3:35:53 PM): YES EpitomeOfWeasel (3:35:47 PM): It'd be epic EpitomeOfWeasel (3:35:50 PM): "Be right back guys" EpitomeOfWeasel (3:35:56 PM): *SLINK...SLINK...SLINK...* Quote #1265 SameDifference24 (11:08:22 PM): everyone said it would be disgusting CloudRider17 (11:08:38 PM): the sangwich? or your homosexuality? SameDifference24 (11:08:38 PM): ...both Quote #1266 frenchipoolovesu (8:56:15 PM): everyone at ashville school is fucking BI CloudRider17 (8:56:36 PM): duh CloudRider17 (8:56:38 PM): i mean CloudRider17 (8:56:39 PM): what? CloudRider17 (8:56:42 PM): i never knew! CloudRider17 (8:56:45 PM): lol frenchipoolovesu (8:56:37 PM): GAH Quote #1267 Asylum3scapee (10:06:14 PM): and you might run the risk of getting a boner with a guy that hot around. Asylum3scapee (10:06:22 PM): Be careful and put a throw pillow over your crotch CloudRider17 (10:06:38 PM): okay CloudRider17 (10:06:42 PM): i'll remember that Quote #1268 CloudRider17 (9:15:33 PM): hah! i'm undressing you... WITH MY MIND. CloudRider17 (9:15:34 PM): I'm a jedi. wakeboardhaha (9:15:24 PM): holy shit wheres my shirt? CloudRider17 (9:15:54 PM): YES! Quote #1269 CloudRider17 (9:41:03 PM): so besides scootering, did you do anything fun today? wakeboardhaha (9:40:47 PM): buttsex Quote #1270 Cheddarness8 (10:13:59 PM): knock knock CloudRider17 (10:14:31 PM): YES'M!? Cheddarness8 (10:14:16 PM): <_< you're not doing it right CloudRider17 (10:14:52 PM): oh CloudRider17 (10:14:54 PM): who's there? Cheddarness8 (10:14:32 PM): you know CloudRider17 (10:15:01 PM): you know who? Cheddarness8 (10:14:47 PM): Correct. AVADA KEDAVRA! CloudRider17 (10:15:16 PM): SHIT! Quote #1271 CloudRider17 (10:24:18 PM): i'm more like thinking "hm, my back hurts and i hope we don't do butterfly tomorrow" CloudRider17 (10:24:25 PM): which could be interpreted as sex. wakeboardhaha (10:24:29 PM): totally CloudRider17 (10:24:30 PM): think of butterfly... hump the water. wakeboardhaha (10:24:33 PM): yeah wakeboardhaha (10:24:37 PM): thats why i cant do it CloudRider17 (10:24:41 PM): haha wakeboardhaha (10:24:47 PM): i prefer to hump solid objects Quote #1272 tehfrenchi (7:48:52 PM): spell delicious CloudRider17 (7:49:13 PM): d CloudRider17 (7:49:14 PM): to the e CloudRider17 (7:49:21 PM): to the l-i-c-i-o-u-s Quote #1273 SameDifference24 (11:06:08 PM): i can't wait for college SameDifference24 (11:06:21 PM): i will never be stuck at home SameDifference24 (11:06:36 PM): i will be out and about or with a girl, lol SameDifference24 (11:06:48 PM): preferably without clothes, haha SameDifference24 (11:06:56 PM): of course, that is always the preference SameDifference24 (11:06:59 PM): especially for guys Quote #1274 tehfrenchi (7:48:15 PM): I ate sooo much today tehfrenchi (7:48:25 PM): All I did was sleep and eat tehfrenchi (7:48:27 PM): and watch movies CloudRider17 (7:48:46 PM): sounds like my day CloudRider17 (7:48:51 PM): except for the eating part tehfrenchi (7:48:40 PM): yes CloudRider17 (7:48:57 PM): i feel like willie CloudRider17 (7:48:59 PM): that anorexic whore tehfrenchi (7:48:48 PM): HAHA tehfrenchi (7:48:55 PM): I love him Quote #1275 CloudRider17 (7:50:50 PM): If everything was organized in my house... I'd have an orgasm. Quote #1276 EpitomeOfWeasel (6:58:28 PM): I'ma call you puff CloudRider17 (6:58:37 PM): puff? EpitomeOfWeasel (6:58:32 PM): and you will be my Puff CloudRider17 (6:58:42 PM): AWESOME EpitomeOfWeasel (6:58:38 PM): and we will be the closest of companions CloudRider17 (6:58:54 PM): what about closet companions? EpitomeOfWeasel (6:58:55 PM): If there's a bed in the closet EpitomeOfWeasel (6:58:56 PM): I mean EpitomeOfWeasel (6:58:57 PM): ... Quote #1277 EpitomeOfWeasel (7:02:41 PM): So this girl who is a senior in my Spanish class...she's dumb...she was liek "DUDE I GOT SHITFACED AND THIS ONE TIME WHEN I WAS TRASHED AND THEN THIS OTHER TIME I WAS SHITFACED AND THEN I TOOK OFF MY SHIRT FOR MY BOYFRIEND AND WE GOT BACK TOGETHER WE HAVE GREAT SEX!" and she broadcasts her life and I want to strangle her life EpitomeOfWeasel (7:03:29 PM): I'm lke "...I don't need to hear about the Adventures of Your Vagina" Quote #1278 CloudRider17 (9:38:29 AM): Trilli wanted the link to my site CloudRider17 (9:38:42 AM): So when she went on there, she definitely found this post by Bay on the TagBoard CloudRider17 (9:38:48 AM): Bay: Holy fuck you updated aahh...wow your hot...lol EpitomeOfWeasel (9:38:38 AM): HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH Quote #1279 CloudRider17 (10:16:57 AM): What's the worst thing that could happen when eating a vegetable? EpitomeOfWeasel (10:16:44 AM): You choke? EpitomeOfWeasel (10:16:50 AM): Or it somehow gets caught in an orifice? CloudRider17 (10:17:11 AM): You forget to lock the wheels. EpitomeOfWeasel (10:17:01 AM): HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA EpitomeOfWeasel (10:17:06 AM): HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH MY GOD I HATE YOU CloudRider17 (10:17:30 AM): I know!! CloudRider17 (10:17:35 AM): I'm so sick. |
| Quote #1280 EpitomeOfWeasel (9:57:58 AM): Yeah I know I used to be like "LOL U R ME 2" CloudRider17 (9:58:35 AM): haha EpitomeOfWeasel (9:58:29 AM): My life was caps lock EpitomeOfWeasel (9:59:00 AM): *dancedance* CloudRider17 (9:59:26 AM): Your life was sex... or is that now? ^_~ EpitomeOfWeasel (9:59:27 AM): HoHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO EpitomeOfWeasel (9:59:30 AM): You sly dog EpitomeOfWeasel (9:59:37 AM): I bet that's YOUR life EpitomeOfWeasel (9:59:39 AM): You... EpitomeOfWeasel (9:59:45 AM): promiscuous ferret CloudRider17 (10:00:43 AM): Hahaha... well... *ahem* I don't fuck and tell. EpitomeOfWeasel (10:00:29 AM): You're lying EpitomeOfWeasel (10:00:33 AM): GASP! EpitomeOfWeasel (10:00:37 AM): HAS MORGIE BEEN SLEEPING AROUND? EpitomeOfWeasel (10:00:38 AM): Scandal CloudRider17 (10:01:00 AM): Haha, actually no. EpitomeOfWeasel (10:00:49 AM): Has she been...sleeping not around? CloudRider17 (10:01:11 AM): Yes. CloudRider17 (10:01:12 AM): ; ; EpitomeOfWeasel (10:01:09 AM): tear drops? CloudRider17 (10:01:44 AM): Yes. CloudRider17 (10:01:48 AM): Morgie hasn't gotten any action. CloudRider17 (10:01:50 AM): And that is sad. Quote #1281 CloudRider17 (11:28:49 PM): I had a really strange dream last night ducttapedduck (11:28:51 PM): bout what? CloudRider17 (11:29:04 PM): I really wanted to masterbate, but everyone kept on coming over. CloudRider17 (11:29:11 PM): It was SO strange! ducttapedduck (11:29:31 PM): that is REALLY weird CloudRider17 (11:29:34 PM): I KNOW ducttapedduck (11:29:44 PM): did you ... wake up and want to masturbate? lol jk CloudRider17 (11:29:48 PM): Haha CloudRider17 (11:29:49 PM): No CloudRider17 (11:29:55 PM): I woke up and was like "wtf!" ducttapedduck (11:30:13 PM): haha CloudRider17 (11:30:20 PM): Cause like CloudRider17 (11:30:26 PM): In the dream CloudRider17 (11:30:28 PM): I told you to leave. CloudRider17 (11:30:33 PM): Then when you were about to leave CloudRider17 (11:30:35 PM): Quinn came over CloudRider17 (11:30:40 PM): And I kept on getting really frustrated. CloudRider17 (11:30:43 PM): Cause then you didn't leave. CloudRider17 (11:30:46 PM): And neither did he. ducttapedduck (11:30:53 PM): hahahahaha ducttapedduck (11:31:01 PM): you shoulda just done it when i was there i'm sure i wouldn't have minded CloudRider17 (11:31:07 PM): Haha CloudRider17 (11:31:11 PM): I mean, it is only Dream Kristen CloudRider17 (11:31:20 PM): not Real Kristen CloudRider17 (11:31:37 PM): But that reminds me of too many perverted fanfictions about Harry Potter. CloudRider17 (11:31:49 PM): and doing that prolly would've scarred me for life. ducttapedduck (11:31:56 PM): lol ducttapedduck (11:32:00 PM): wow...this is an amusing convo CloudRider17 (11:32:04 PM): I know! Quote #1282 CloudRider17 (12:14:58 AM): next time someone says "night" CloudRider17 (12:15:03 AM): i'm going to say "why yes, yes it is!" Quote #1283 dr know328 (8:57:07 PM): tight dr know328 (8:57:10 PM): tight like dreier's vag CloudRider17 (8:58:55 PM): wow CloudRider17 (8:58:58 PM): must be pretty tight. CloudRider17 (8:59:23 PM): if by tight you mean loose. dr know328 (8:59:32 PM): dreier gets fucked by horse cock dr know328 (8:59:35 PM): of course i mean loose CloudRider17 (8:59:43 PM): you mean gaping hole. dr know328 (9:00:07 PM): yep dr know328 (9:00:09 PM): fuckin crater CloudRider17 (9:00:26 PM): bigger than the grand canyon. CloudRider17 (9:00:39 PM): he's like the 8th world wonder. dr know328 (9:00:54 PM): haha Quote #1284 CloudRider17 (9:02:08 PM): dude, this shake is going to make my poop fuscia speckled with all of it's damn seeds. dr know328 (9:02:20 PM): .... dr know328 (9:02:24 PM): you are so gay Quote #1285 Moes says: my protein shake has a big lump in it... i think it has cancer. Quote #1286 hyper superducky (2:08:46 PM): hey, remember when you put up away messages? hyper superducky (2:08:54 PM): and my self esteem wasn't pulverized? hyper superducky (2:08:58 PM): ...me neither Quote #1287 EpitomeOfWeasel (2:05:31 PM): Um I keep ordering things CloudRider17 (2:15:20 PM): lol CloudRider17 (2:15:21 PM): bad bad! EpitomeOfWeasel (2:15:42 PM): It's an accident! EpitomeOfWeasel (2:15:51 PM): I get these college offers and it's like "fill this out and then go to our site" EpitomeOfWeasel (2:15:57 PM): and then they're like "THANKS NOW WE'LL SEND YOU STUFF LOLZOLZOZ" CloudRider17 (2:16:00 PM): haha CloudRider17 (2:16:01 PM): oh CloudRider17 (2:16:05 PM): i've done that EpitomeOfWeasel (2:16:25 PM): I'm like O_o CloudRider17 (2:16:35 PM): i did that with SMU CloudRider17 (2:16:55 PM): wanna know how much i laughed when i found out it stands for "Southern Methodist University"? EpitomeOfWeasel (2:17:06 PM): O___O EpitomeOfWeasel (2:17:09 PM): Hahahahahaha CloudRider17 (2:17:16 PM): They send me crap all the time now. EpitomeOfWeasel (2:17:22 PM): That's so lame CloudRider17 (2:17:25 PM): It's more fun when you don't respond, tho CloudRider17 (2:17:29 PM): cause then they send you more emails EpitomeOfWeasel (2:17:31 PM): hahahahahaha EpitomeOfWeasel (2:17:34 PM): "PLEASE COME PLEASE" CloudRider17 (2:17:35 PM): and it's like "omfg, how come you haven't responded?!!?!?" CloudRider17 (2:17:48 PM): It's really funny EpitomeOfWeasel (2:18:06 PM): Hahahaha EpitomeOfWeasel (2:18:10 PM): "Please...please" Quote #1288 Asylum3scapee (10:29:57 PM): I could have a baby while I was jogging and not even notice Quote #1289 CloudRider17 (10:33:38 PM): well, in my expert opinion of seeing myself in the nude, i am fat. SameDifference24 (10:33:59 PM): i will have to trust that judgement, since i doubt i will ever have my own opinion of that, lol CloudRider17 (10:34:02 PM): hahaha CloudRider17 (10:34:09 PM): thank you, thank you. Quote #1290 SameDifference24 (10:36:54 PM): i am all that is perfection CloudRider17 (10:37:31 PM): well, that's extremely modest. Quote #1291 Moes says: guess what i got Catherine says: whatd u got? Moes says: Across the Universe Catherine says: the movie?? Moes says: ...yes! Catherine says: haha sweet! we totally need to watch it!! Moes says: totally Moes says: fo serios Catherine says: siriusly! Catherine says: *hangs head in shame* Catherine says: i apologize for putting that in type. however i dont take it back. Quote #1292 CloudRider17 (10:07:24 PM): Janet, don't sing about this stuff. CloudRider17 (10:07:33 PM): Do it and not talk about it. CloudRider17 (10:07:38 PM): You are one crazy ho. hyper superducky (10:07:43 PM): lol i'm sure she can hear you CloudRider17 (10:07:49 PM): ...she can. Quote #1293 CloudRider17 (10:25:30 PM): okay CloudRider17 (10:25:33 PM): when we were in apus CloudRider17 (10:25:40 PM): and you said "more like apussy" CloudRider17 (10:25:43 PM): and i told my friend CloudRider17 (10:25:49 PM): and she totally just used it in a bulletin on myspace hyper superducky (10:25:52 PM): lol hyper superducky (10:25:53 PM): YESSS hyper superducky (10:25:55 PM): link me CloudRider17 (10:25:55 PM): and uh...bai =D [screw APUS-ssy]-credit to holly. whom I don't personally know, but think she is ggggg-reat. hyper superducky (10:26:02 PM): BAHAHAHAHAH OMFG YESSS CloudRider17 (10:26:03 PM): lol hyper superducky (10:26:06 PM): I'M A CELEBRITY CloudRider17 (10:26:07 PM): ggggggrreat! CloudRider17 (10:26:09 PM): You are! CloudRider17 (10:26:24 PM): You are my only REAL black friend who is GGGGGGREAT! Quote #1294 CloudRider17 (10:52:47 PM): but yeah, we're gonna have too much damn fun in college. CloudRider17 (10:53:04 PM): especially cause we're totally not even close to prudes. hyper superducky (10:53:07 PM): lol hyper superducky (10:53:09 PM): TRUTH CloudRider17 (10:53:12 PM): it'd suck to be stuck with a prude roomie. hyper superducky (10:53:17 PM): i knowww hyper superducky (10:53:19 PM): "let's study" CloudRider17 (10:53:36 PM): "...not tonight. tonight's friday. SEX NIGHT!!" CloudRider17 (10:53:42 PM): "...sex with my books?" CloudRider17 (10:54:04 PM): "No! With hawt man flesh!" Quote #1295 Moes says: srsly ???·?? says: fuckin-a Moes says: chyeah! ???·?? says: for realz bro Moes says: dude Moes says: i'm not a bro ???·?? says: what ???·?? says: either bro or nig ???·?? says: so pick now Quote #1296 Moes says: my sister just said titties Moes says: i can't talk to her anymore ???·?? says: how old is she Moes says: 20 ???·?? says: rofl ???·?? says: So what's wrong with her saying titties Moes says: ...she doesn't say titties Moes says: she says "tittays" ???·?? says: oh ???·?? says: a bit creepy Quote #1297 BillyHadACupcake: And I need a large harem... BillyHadACupcake: of BUNNIES! CloudRider17: lol CloudRider17: ooo, bunnies. BillyHadACupcake: Chocolate bunnies CloudRider17: mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm CloudRider17: chocolate BillyHadACupcake: Chocolate...ducks...yeah CloudRider17: so now it's ducks, eh? BillyHadACupcake: Yes, but penguins rule all CloudRider17: yes... with their oral sex. Quote #1298 CloudRider17: I grew a penis last night BillyHadACupcake: ...wow, very interesting CloudRider17: Wanna see it sometime? Quote #1299 BillyHadACupcake: I forgot about Shady BillyHadACupcake: I forgot about my own daughter CloudRider17: awww... CloudRider17: bad father! BillyHadACupcake: But, then again, I've forgotten most of my wives BillyHadACupcake: ...are you one? Quote #1300 BillyHadACupcake: My parents are on vacation, they took the camera, and I have no way of transportation unless I want to walk for 15 minutes to the nearest bus stop CloudRider17: oh righ, you live in canada. CloudRider17: lol BillyHadACupcake: :P BillyHadACupcake: You will too, one day BillyHadACupcake: I'm making everyone come live in Canada |