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TO THE LEFT IS MY DAD,
TO THE RIGHT IS MY MOM.
EMAIL ME AT:
VOTY2000@yahoo.COM
Welcome to my Webpage.  This is my first site so deal with it.  This page has won know awards and it probably never will.  I do not work on this page all the time so it will only change every once and a while.  I hope you like the page and if you do not I could really care less.
The walrus is probably the meanist animal.  They carry many weapons such as dog shoes and Elvis Presly Hair Pins.  They kill when they even smell a human. They are not nice.
The Rino is probably the nicest animal in the world.  It has been around for ablut 4 long years.  They love to deliver pizza.  They will always greet you and never expect a tip.
This is a real picture of a gorilla in an African Wal-Mart.  This snapshot was very hard to get.  The gorilla almost ate my feet.  It took me 999.999.999.999.999 years to get this photo.
For more animal Info click here.  As an added bonus you can also read Nonsense News, an article I made for my School newspaper.
Do you have dating problems, if so come to this link and I will tell you the best way to be a pimp. 
This is a story I wrote.  It is about a fat kid named Voty.  For some reason when you come to this a thing pops up and asks if you want to open it or save to a disk.  Open it.  It will be okay.
Do you wann be a homie?  If so,  click on this to learn how.
Do you like Jeff Foxworthy.  If so, click here to read some of his best redneck jokes. 
If you give of hoot and want to know a little bit about me come to this link.
Click here to see some pictures.(I only have one right now)
Here are a bunch of links to other sites.
Here are a few good insults. (More will be added as I learn more.)  E-mail me good ones at Voty2000@yahoo.com
Click here for you copy of Kelly's Greatest Hits!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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