Alderman Joe Moore,
"It is all relative, right?"
KC (Kevin Cosgrove): "Hey, Joe! Didja hear about this thing? Einstein's Theory of Relativity?!"
JM (Joe Moore): "Sure!"
KC: "Well, what's it all about, Joe?"
JM: "It means that things are the same, but not the same."
KC: "I don't understand."
JM: "OK, I'll give you an example. Let's say I drop my trousers and you put your tongue up my bottom. Now you've got a tongue up a bottom, and *I* have a tongue up a bottom. The same, but not the same. Get it?"
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The Chicago Tribune Endorses WHO?!
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Joe's Dive into NUMEROLOGY
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JOE TAKES A FLYING LEAP
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WINDY CITY TIMES GETTING IT RIGHT
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Witchy City Times
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WalWHO? Joe steps in it, deep.
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JOE'S THE BEST FRIEND A COP NEVER HAD!
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STRANGE BEDFELLOWS IN 49th WARD!
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TOM BRADLEY - ONE SHORT YEAR AGO...
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Sandy Goldman Rocks Rogers Park!
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JOE SUPPRESSES FREE SPEECH! AGAIN!
JOE'S 2003 CHALLENGERS:
TOM BRADLEY
MICHAEL HARRINGTON
KAREN HOOVER
GRADY HUMPHREY
TOPICS ON WWW.FORUM49.ORG - 49th Ward Aldermanic Election - 2/25/2003
