| Are you Obsessed With Valerie? |
| You May Be Obsessed if... |
| ~ YOu end all conversations with "Peace out" ~ You have grass from her yard framed in your room ~ You go Christmas carolling to her house ~ YOu think that Christian from BBMAK is a HOT peice of cheese ~ You taped the Superbowl half time show, and watch it over and over in hopes to see Valerie ~ You stalk her mom ~ You look continously in the phone book for her number! (its there... I have it!!!) ~ At the mention of the name valerie your ears perk up like a cat ~ Your pet rock is named after Valerie (lol Rachel) ~ You sit online all day hoping VAlerie will come on, even though she has your s/n blocked ~ You know what the SSFC is ~ You only went to a concert, because Valerie is going ~ You throw b-day parties for her ~ You spend time reading these signs ~You write these signs ~ Your math teacher knows who Valerie is ~ You go to the SHS library and look at old pictures with Valerie ~ People start to think your.... that way ~ You continuously think Good Charlotte is called Little Charlotte |
| ~ You have an obsession with Washington Mutual ~Youve seen the UNRELEASED WLVFC video so many times that you randomlu quote Valerie ~ You spend all day wondering why God didn't make you Lance the ant ~ You actually know who Lance the ant IS ~ You own all Robbie Williams merchandise ~ You can sign Valerie's signature perfectly ~ You call her every day and say "HeHeHe" CLICK ~ Her mother has threatened to turn on the sprinklers while sitting on her grass ~ You kidnap your neighbors dog to walk to Valerie's house ~ You've IMed her brother ~ You think Lobo is the sexiest dog in the world ~ You know WHO lobo is! ~ You add "Peace" to the end of every sentence ~ You love Pepper Jack Cheese ~ You wish you were an Olsen Twin ~ You know every song by Kylie Minogue ~You start to think your British - Since when do you have a fascination with MULLETS? ~ If you know the story behind "HeHeHeCLICK" |
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