| You know you are being Stalked By Valerie if: |
| - Peace Out has suddenly became a major part of your vocabulary - You start seeing pictures of Christian Burns (BBMak) all over your room - You have dreams at night about Washington Mutual - You begin to see Robbie Williams everywhere - You get mysterious phone calls that say "He He He" CLICK - You have learned to hate/love Beth - The supply of pepperjack cheese dissapeared - the WB starts quoting you - Your away message has quotes/lyrics from Britney Spears songs - The number 21 starts to be associated with everything you do - You hear a continous barking all day by a dog named Lobo - If the box of Oreo-O's in your house got opened and all of the marshmallows got taken out and fed to the cat - Since when are you a fan of the Atlanta Braves? - Who is thedavis35 and why are they on your buddy list - You find notes everywhere that say "You missed out peace!" - Since when do you have an account at Washington Mutual? - Who is Steve Fatone and why are there pictures of him everywhere calling him sexy? - WHY does Jerome keep calling asking for JC.. and something about money? - The "Beach Bums" are your new favorite "Boy Band" - You start wondering whatever happened to the mullet we can't think of anything else! But if any of those happen... your being stalked by the omnipotent Valerie !!!! But the whole WB Thing... is true... but we think its just the WB is stalking us, we're not sure who;s undercover with them yet.. |
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