1. I have all of herrecords 2. I have all of hermovies 3. I have all of her tourvideos 4. I have all of herinspirational tapes 5. I have all of herstuffed animals 6. I have all of herjewelry 7. I have all of hercertified Valerie Fashion Line clothing 8. I have all of hercertified Valerie Fashion Lineaccessories to match the clothing 9. I have all of herworkout tapes 10. Ive been to every tour that she has ever performedat in the entire universe 11. Ive been to every concert that shes ever attendedin the history of Valerie 12. I own the only original copy of the Party Posse CD inMandarin in whichValerie doesa duet called Yvan eht ymra or as the F.B.I would say, Army subliminalmessages. 13. I own all of the valerie dolls, including the ones who sing inFrench-Canadian 14. I bought a piece of chewed Juicy fruit gum off ofe-bay that apparently was chewed by Valerie 15. . I love NSYNC and Valerie loves NSYNC 16. I named my pet rock after Valerie 17. I own a piece of paper that was touched by a guywhos gardener was a clown at a girls birthday party whos boyfriend had ateacher in kindergarten that knew a guy whos uncles granddaughters petgiraffe lived at the same zoo as a lion who was featured in a movie that a fouryear old girl saw whos mom went to high school with a girl who looked EXACTLYlike Pinks hairstylist who also did Jessica Simpsons hair for her TeenPeoples hottest stars under 25 photo shoot Who dated Nick Lachey who is in 98 disea I mean,degrees with Drew who went to the Teen Choice awards with his girlfriend whohad a dog that got in a fight with another dog that went to the same vet as acat whos owners neighbor had a cousin whose half brother knows VALERIE!! 18. I am the president of 47 Valerie fan clubs in California, 58 in Utah, 95 in Japan,and all of the other ones in the universe, including all 12 on Uranus. 19. I HAVE Valerie'SAUTOGRAPH!!!!!!!! AAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! 20. Valerie one of those celebrities who is known for theirfirst name like Janet, Britney, JUSTIN, Madonna, Barney (what IS his lastname?), and of course, Valerie 21. Im theco-owner of the official Valeriemuseum in her hometown, Torrlance, Calli!!! 22. I have enough DNA samples to CLONE Valerie!!! 23. Ive been to every Valerie fan site created 24. Ive created every Valerie fan site created |
| Only A Fraction of the reasons I love Valerie |
| By Rachel Lee |
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