After having their 11th child, a Virginia couple decided that that was enough (they could not afford a larger doublewide). So, the husband went to his doctor (who also treated mules) and told him that he and his wife (cousin) didn't want to have any more children.
The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy
that could fix the problem.
The doctor instructed him to go home, get a cherry bomb, light it, put it
in a beer can, then hold the can up to his ear and count to 10.
The Virginian told the doctor, "I may not be the smartest man, but I don't
see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help
me."
So, the couple drove to West Virginia to get a second opinion. The West Virginian physician was just about to tell them about the procedure for a vasectomy
when he noticed that they were from Virginia. This doctor instead told
the man to go home and get a cherry bomb, light it, place it in a beer can,
hold it to his ear and count to 10.
Figuring that both learned physicians couldn't be wrong,
the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer
can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count. "1..., 2..., 3...,4..., 5...,"
At that point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and resumed
counting on his other hand....
found at Southern Funnies
