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| February 14 Jersey Girl Not the Ben Affleck movie. That would be too easy. January 16 They Live Rowdy Roddy Piper vs. Aliens? Sure, I'll buy it. July 1 Rocky V "Yo, Adrian! This movie sucks!" June 18 Super Mario Bros. What happens when video games are made into movies? More often than not, we get shit like this. April 11 Gordy You've seen it a thousand times: talking piglet becomes a CEO of a successful company. April 2 Frida I will spin a tale of a movie that features Salma Hayek's tits, and still manages to be terrible. Amazing, isn't it? March 30 A Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy's Revenge When the hell did Freddy Krueger turn sissy? March 29 Willard Crispin Glover wowed you in Friday the 13th Part IV: The Final Chapter. Now he returns to the horror genre with the remake of Willard. RATS! March 21 Cop and a 1/2 Burt Reynolds is a play by his own rules kind of cop that gets a new partner... an 8 year old black child. It's even lamer than it sounds. March 19 Eve of Destruction A female killer robot goes on a PMS rampage and only Gregory Hines can stop her. Too bad he can't tapdance her to death. |
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