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Hello, fuckers. My name is Sigismund. I am 14 years old and I am from Poland. I love dinosaurs and I fucking hate panda bears. I have alot of friends, but I don't have much family ever since mine ditched me at a Polish train station in Bydgoszcz two years ago. My mom is a whore and my dad is a drunk. One more thing, I'm right about everything.


SigisNEWS:

9-05-03: It's been a while, but Siggy is back. I fucking hate feminists and rednecks.

7-29-03: Booiiiiing! Hot women love sending me their pictures to be rated by me. Check them out in their erection-inducing glory.

7-28-03: My web page got hacked this weekend, so I called tech support. It was like talking to Professor Frink from the Simpsons. From this day forward, I fucking hate nerds.

7-18-03: This just in, I still fucking love drugs.

7-10-03: I just got Satellite TV so now I can pick up all of the shitty American channels. Any type of entertainment on the Western Hemisphere is a waste of my fucking money.

7-8-03: Here's some news for you, Poland sucks and Polish jokes are sweet.

7-7-03: Wow, I already have 1000+ hits on this page. You guys need to get a life. This page fucking sucks and that says a lot about all of you. After all, my fans hang off of my every word just like spunk hangs off a pornstar's chin. You make me sick. Give me your fucking lunch money.            (retired SigisNEWS)

Things I Fucking LOVE!!!!:
I FUCKING LOVE GETTING BONERS 7-29-03
I FUCKING LOVE DOING DRUGS 7-18-03
I FUCKING LOVE POLISH JOKES 7-8-03
I FUCKING LOVE HOOKERS 7-6-03
I FUCKING LOVE ELIZA DUSHKU 5-30-03
I FUCKING LOVE HATE MAIL 5-28-03
I FUCKING LOVE DRINKING 5-26-03
I FUCKING LOVE MY FRIEND GLOATMIEL
I FUCKING LOVE MY FAMILY
I FUCKING LOVE PORNSTARS
I FUCKING LOVE MY FUCKING PETS
I FUCKING LOVE DINOSAURS
I FUCKING LOVE SAYING FUCK
I FUCKING LOVE THESE LINKS
Things I Fucking HATE!!!!:
I FUCKING HATE FEMINISTS 9-05-03
I FUCKING HATE REDNECKS 9-05-03
I FUCKING HATE NERDS 7-28-03
I FUCKING HATE TV 7-10-03
I FUCKING HATE DJ NUMBNUTS 6-19-03
I FUCKING HATE POLAND
I FUCKING HATE GIRLS
I FUCKING HATE PANDAS
I FUCKING HATE MY SLUT ASS MOM
I FUCKING HATE YOU
I FUCKING HATE RAP
I FUCKING HATE HIPPIES
 
 

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