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Evan Lynn Mills

Copyright by Lynn Mills Jan. 2001 All rights reserved.
Lynn Mills class of 58, Bountiful High, UT

      Welcome! Come on in and pull up a chair. People always feel at home when they come to visit us and I wouldn't have this site any different so lean back, kick off your shoes and relax while I throw another log on the fire. Over there on the mantle are pictures of our five children, Jessie, David, Dale, Beverly and Linda. They are all married now and we have 15 grandchildren, (one set of twins), 5 grandsons and 10 grand daughters. Family is our number one hobby. We believe strongly as our church does that families are forever, literally. We believe that our loved ones will be an integral part of our eternal life. That relationships here on earth will continue after this life. As Andrew Jackson said shortly before his death, "Heaven will be no heaven to me if I do not meet my wife there."
     Growing up I anticipated going to school, driving a car, getting married and many other things. One thing that I didn't anticipate though was the thrill of watching our children become adults and talking with them instead of to them. I didn't anticipate the intense friendships that develops with maturity or our children becoming some of our best friends. This took me by surprise and it is a source of the greatest satisfaction and comfort. If you would like more info about the eternal nature of families email me.

My Wife Thinks my Lab is Her Kitchen!
     I am a mad scientist at heart and probably a second cousin to Gyrogearloose, an old Walt Disney character. I love to experiment and explore new ideas. I was a miserable student in my school years but the 12th grade was great. I graduated in 1958 from Bountiful High School in Bountiful, UT. Through it all I some how learned enough to score the highest score ever achieved on a general knowledge test given to 20,000 plus people over the years, by Hill Air Force Base. At Hill AFB I work in aircraft sheet metal, aircraft instrument repair, air data computers, Minute man missile repair, and micro film. I have managed watch repair departments in Sears Spokane, WA, where my wife and I met, dated and became engaged, and Sears Ogden UT.
      My wife, Carla, thinks my lab is her kitchen! She cooks on my four burner Bunsen and uses my lab utensils for dishes. One of my inventions almost flew. Imperial Toy company paid our air fare on two occasions to fly down and negotiate a contract for royalties on the invention. There was a problem with the formula that made it difficult to market and the deal fell through. That was over 20 years ago and now with a much better formula we are negotiating again with a toy company. Twenty plus years ago we researched the libraries at Weber state University and the university of Utah and we were unable to find a solution to the problem. Now thanks to the Internet we were able to find the answers we needed. The invention was ordinary soap bubbles that blew from a bubble wand like ordinary soap bubbles but unlike ordinary bubbles our bubbles dried in mid air before reaching the floor. You can see pictures of the old formula dry soap bubbles at http://www.oocities.org/wwindmills/linkpge/bubpage.html   The bubbles float around the room and can be bounced off the hand. Sizes range from over 14" down to 1" with an ordinary wand and even larger or smaller with special wands. A  one and a half inch  bubble weighs about 1/10,000 of a gram as weighed in a lab using a very sensitive Melter gram scale. The bubbles were so light that out doors in sunlight the sun heats the interior of the bubbles and they climb into the air like a hot air balloon until they are out of sight. What an awesome sight it is to watch thousands of rainbow colored, glistening, sparkling, bubbles climbing into an azure blue sky. The previous bubble description is of the old formula. Due to legal reasons the new formula can not be described here...yet.
     Currently I am trying to find funding for another invention. Many years ago I found a new and very effective way to fight forest fires and wild fires. Over the years My brother Galen and I have developed and improved it into a fire fighting system that will help extinguish wild fires faster, better, and at far less cost than current methods. Now we need money for final testing and to secure the patents. If you are interested in participating with us in this venture you may contact me at the email address below for more information. I am quite confident that this will be a low risk high yield investment. The royalties should be significant.
     My hobbies include inventing/experimenting, gardening, clock repair and restoration, especially old old clocks. Gold Panning, fossil and mineral hunting, writing fiction, cartooning, (click here to see a few of over 400 duck cartoons I have created.) stereo pictures, holograms and other sundry and assorted things that tweak my curiosity. I would love to here from you. I enjoy emails and I try to answer all of them. You may contact me by an email to:
wwindmills@comcast.net

          Feel free to look around my site and come back anytime!   Lynn Mills
 

Update May, 2007
     I now have less hair and more gray and about 20 pounds lighter. Also I have been told that I have early Parkinson's so as you can imagine I am re-thinking my priorities. Some pursuits suddenly seem trivial while others take on more importance and urgency.

Some of my other pages
Science

Fishing


Quackery
Cartoons
By
Lynn Mills
Odds and Sods
And a little tongue in cheek

Matter state change and lightning!
When you breathe out water vapor you might
be helping to create lightning!
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Cartoon 1
Strip Poker
Incredibly beautiful Drying Soap Bubbles
About Me Do Fish See Color? Cartoon 2
Left Overs
Energy Demand Verses Global Warming!
Black light UV LED
to convert a 3 or 4 cell flashlight
Fish the Strike Zone. Cartoon 3
Are You Asleep?
Bee Wars 200,000 Bees verses 3 men &
a dog! A true story.
Make Wild Fires
Go Away!
Triple spinner Bumble Bee  Cartoon 4
Panty Hose.
A long shot coincidence or Number please?
Where Does Lightning Come From? How to make Freeze Dried Night crawlers
or if messy isn't your thing...
Cartoon 5
Tantrums
How to Unlock Gridlock  This one earned
me the, "delightful nut" award
CJ
Acid etching Limestone Fossils Order Freeze Dried Night Crawlers. Cartoon 6
Bermuda Triangle
Panning for gold in western WA
3D Through the Eyes of T Rex Triple Blade Pop Style Fishing Spinners Cartoon 7
How Was It?
A Virgin Lost Gold Account
The Amazing World of Silica Gel
All you need is a laser pointer and silica gel.
FishTackler® Home Page Cartoon 8
Rocking Egg
Grooming the Environment, a Green Thing 
What is Ultraviolet Light? Triple Spinner Chartreuse Chaser Cartoon 9
Remove Your Clothes
Outdoor Survival Tips that may save your life!
How to Make an Ultraviolet Light How to Fish With GloWings™ Cartoon 10
God's Great Computer.
The amazing EZ garden
Purify Your Drinking Water The Scarlet Minnow    Cartoon 11
Shear Delight
My memories of Bountiful, Utah
1947 - 2007
Science Fair, Phone on a Wire Cartoon 12
Wet the Bed
Grow tomatoes indoors
Subduction Zone Volcano Postulate. Cartoon 13
Basket Ball
Tips for your Halloween Haunted house
or spook alley
The Mystery Clock, how does it works?     Cartoon 14
Lovin the Rain
Spook Alley page 2 
Like SciFi? Read
Blue Dot .
    The Camp Fire Ghost!            
"Photo"
Is it real or has it been altered? Can you tell?
    Metal detecting stories and tips.        
"Photo"
How to erase unwanted objects
                      
How to make a barometer        
How to make a smoke ring cannon                  
The 3 States of Matter and the laws governing
Charge and heat seperation
Bottle the Wind!
How to store masssive amounts of energy!