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| Alternate Couples: An Experiment Um, it was a suggestion by an entry in our guestbook. We decided it was best if the insaniest [doubt that's a word] people take to it. So, proceed to read if you are not bothered with our notions. Attention: since we have resorted to a black background, no pictures will appear on this page because they have white backgrounds. Rogue and Fred Why? We think the question is, why not? Okay, so we're straying from the Romy category here [Aries starts whimpering], but their personalities are hard core and menacing. Sure nobody likes him, it's just another bad trait of his. We think the only problem this couple will have is the possbility of Fred accidentally eating Rogue in one of his food gourges. Kitty and Toad Actually, we've seen this couple on Fanfiction.Net, disturbing as it is. And although Toad's tongue is uber cool, flicking out to catch flies and all, Aries doesn't like the idea of what it's doing down any girl's throat, unless you like that sort of thing. So what's the deal with this couple? Actually, we've come to the conclusion of Kitty dating anyone mean and bad [take Lance for instance with the whole rox my sox thing]. And Toad's just the guy to sweep her off her feet. But other than that, this coupling is like those chocolate Jesuses out there--doesn't create good publicity, if you know what we mean. Duncan and Taryn All hail The biased-mutant rejects! And what better way, to be dumped by Scott and Jean? It's like IN those bad flicks, where the people meant for each other dump their former lovers and go for each other, while the rejects get together. It's either that, or this is one bad movie all together. Wanda and St. John Both are insane, crazed to kill, bloodthirsty for...um...blood! How uber relenting! He'll say to her on one date, "Let's go burn down the Bayville High School's Gym!" and she'll say, "Let's do." Because their only excitement is to satisfy their need to claim a life or two. End of story. Pietro and St. John Let's face it. They're both crazy. But remember in Dark Horizon how Pietro kept saving St. John? Something's definitely going on around here. Rogue and St. John Aries has put them in her story [Company frowns], because she thinks he isn't crazy. Well, right now, it's a possibility because Rogue could be with practically anyone, really. Lance and Jean We were debating over this one. We finally concluded it would work if she didn't have half a brain. But then we realized he does. So therefore, it wouldn't work. Scott and Amara We realize now it won't work. Scooter Boy had best be happy with Jean. |
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