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NEW CHAPTER:

Having Silly Things Read Aloud – Interlude  3/18/2009

 

 

 

 

THE FANFICTION

 

 

Coronation

ROMANCE

PG-13

The newly crowned Queen of the world meets her favorite boyband--oops! "Vocal group". Yes, a bit of biting off Isolde13. Funny, romantic, a certain je ne sais quoi. Rated for language and political agendas.

2 chapters

First posted: 2/13/01

Updated: 3/02/01

 

 

*Nsync goes online

HUMOR

R

*Nsync meets fanfiction.net. Language, sexual situations, and lots of squabbling

2 chapters

First posted: 2/14/01

Updated: 4/22/01

 

 

The dormitory effect

HUMOR

R

It's that time of the month for *Nsync--as you've never seen them before. Rated for language and corn.

1 chapter

First posted: 2/18/01

Updated: 2/22/01

 

 

Always answer the phone

NON-SLASH

NC-17

A wrong number dialed...a little long distance lust. Phone sex, ok? Smutty, be warned!

1 chapter

First posted: 2/20/01

Updated: 2/20/01

 

 

*Nsync on the red carpet

HUMOR

R

*Nsync goes to an award show...but what KIND of awards are these? Rated R for ADULT content.

1 chapter

First posted: 2/22/01

Updated: 4/22/01

 

 

Lapdance

SLASH / ROMANCE

NC-17

A strip club, a lap dance, a kiss, a threesome. M/F, M/F/M, and M/M sexiness. Very explicit. Highly smutantic.

5 chapters

First posted: 3/10/01

Updated: 6/23/01

 

 

*Nsync does it again

HUMOR

R

The sequel to *NSYNC GOES ONLINE. Bawdy humor, adult language, sexual innuendo, more squabbling, and hilarious inner turmoil. This begins where *Nsync goes online left off, so please read that one first.

1 chapter, complete

First posted: 4/22/01

Updated: 4/24/01

 

 

Duran Duran Meet *Nsync

HUMOR

PG-13

You KNOW you love them both! Our fave pop groups from our past and present meet. I'm laughing WITH them, not AT them.

1 chapter (in 2 parts), complete

First posted: 4/26/01

Updated: 7/02/01

 

 

The Weakest *Nlink

HUMOR

PG-13

*Nsync on the hit game show The Weakest Link. Hilarity ensues. Rated for mild language, cattiness, and useful trivia.

1 chapter, complete

First posted: 5/25/01

Updated: 5/25/01

 

 

Hum

SLASH / ROMANCE

NC-17

JC/Justin. This is 100% dialogue, so I dispensed with the quotation marks.  Smut + Romantic = Smutantic.

1 chapter, complete

First posted: 6/01/01

Updated: 3/13/06

 

 

Tour Bus

SLASH / ROMANCE / HUMOR

NC-17

JC/Justin.  100% dialogue.  Smutantic, with some humor too.  JC and Justin, tour buses, 4 years of friendship and more.

1 chapter, complete

First posted: 6/23/01

Updated: 3/14/06

 

 

Bad Smut

HUMOR / SLASH

NC-17

JC/Justin.  A tribute to the use of *Nsync slash clichés. You know what I mean. I'm guilty of using them, too!  Heed the title!

1 chapter, complete

First posted: 7/12/01

Updated: 7/12/01

 

 

Bad Smut II

HUMOR / SLASH

NC-17

JC/Justin-Lance-Chris/Joey GSF!

More bad smut and even worse euphemisms. NOT a sequel to Bad Smut (above), but in the same vein. Again, the title says it all.

1 chapter, complete

First posted: 8/27/01

Updated: 2/10/02

 

 

Two weeks

SLASH / ROMANCE

NC-17

Justin...JC...September of 2001. Romantic, sweet, kinda my own birthday fic (five months early.) Dedicated to America.

1 chapter

First posted: 10/09/01

Updated: 9/11/06

 

 

Sweet Baby J

SLASH / ROMANCE

NC-17

Justin and Lance and the year 2001. SLASH, Explicit, romantic. A lot can happen in a twelvemonth.

1 chapter

First posted: 11/18/01

Updated: 11/18/01

 

 

So This is You

SLASH / ROMANCE

NC-17

A "linking story," based on Joie Lee's Always You and Melvira's “Pretty One”.

JC/Justin, written in response to Zaen's Fanfic Challenge. Justin and JC finally figure things out.

1 chapter

First posted: 12/13/01

Updated: 12/13/01

 

 

Archipelago

SLASH

NC-17

Written for the Don we now our gay apparel Secret Santa Christmas challenge. My first (and last?) Justin/Chris.

1 chapter, complete

First posted: 1/07/02

Updated: 1/07/02

 

 

The Last Smutfic

SLASH / BI

X

PWP. Slash. Het. Bi. Boy. Girl. Joshtin. Guest appearances by the other guys. Smut…no, porn.  Porn.

1 chapter, complete

First posted: 3/29/02

Updated: 7/01/02

 

 

Making it right

ROMANCE / SLASH

R

Justin and JC and making up and sugary sweetness. Might cause tooth decay. My happy ending do someone else's unhappy one.

1 chapter, complete

First posted: 7/01/02

Updated: 7/01/02

 

 

Eine kleine Nachtmusik

SLASH

NC-17

JC and Justin.

1 chapter, complete

First posted: 7/01/02

Updated: 7/01/02

 

 

Pas de deux

SLASH

NC-17

Another JC/Justin story. A sequel of sorts to another, well known JuC story...but with a happier ending.

1 chapter, complete

First posted: 11/23/02

Updated: 11/23/02

 

 

Drabbles

SLASH

NC-17

Slash in 100 words, give or take a few. Various couples.

7 drabbles

First posted: 11/23/02

Updated: 12/08/02

 

 

Unselfish

SLASH

NC-17

Justin watches a basketball game. And JC is there, too. Hm...

1 chapter, complete

First posted: 12/02/02

Updated: 12/02/02

 

 

Your First Date

SLASH

PG

JC takes Justin to the 2002 Billboard Awards, broken foot and all. My first foray into second person POV. My first non-smut slash. What's wrong with me?

1 chapter, complete

First posted: 12/08/02

Updated: 12/08/02

 

 

Sweet as Honeydew

SLASH / ROMANCE

PG-NC17

A series of unrelated shorts. I like to call them Juicy Frutz. 'Cause they're all JuC, and they're both fruity.

Part One Part Two Part Three Part Four Part Five

5 parts so far

First posted: 03/06/03

Updated: 3/18/08

 

 

Having Silly Things Read Aloud

SLASH / HUMOR / ROMANCE

PG/PG-13

My submission for the Hurray for Boybandwood Challenge. Based on the film A Room with a View. Now with an epilogue and an interlude.

3 chapters, complete

First posted: 05/27/03

Updated: 03/18/2009

 

 

Break a Leg

SLASH

NC-17

Justin does the VMA's, Joey does Rent, and JC waits. JC/Justin. Mostly written Autumn 2002, finished July 2003.

1 chapter, complete

First posted: 07/09/03

Updated: 07/09/03

 

 

Coal Tar

SLASH

NC-17

JC is itching to spend some quality time with Justin. Another hiatus fic from Fall 2002, just now finished. JC/Justin.

1 chapter, complete

First posted: 07/30/03

Updated: 07/30/03

 

 

Someone Good to Beat

HUMOR / SLASH

R

Created for the Stop the Presses' Halloween Scenefest. Just some silly, kinky Halloween fun. JC/Justin

First posted: 10/26/03

Updated: 10/26/03

 

 

You Bring Me Joy

SLASH / ROMANCE

NC-17

AU. Josh is the new guy at the office.  He and Justin may just become friends.

30 chapters, complete

First posted: 06/02/04

Completed: 07/10/04

Added to new site: 11/26/05

 

 

Well Done, Daddy

SLASH / NOT SO SLASH

NC-17

Justin and JC want to have a baby.  Britney wants to have a baby.  Everyone’s happy. 

1 chapter, complete

Posted: 10/11/04

 

 

E.D.III

SLASH

NC-17

Once hiatus begins, JC develops a problem that only Justin can fix.  A story in 3s. 

1 chapter, complete

Posted: 01/01/05

 

 

Clams on the half shell, and roller-skates

SLASH

NC-17

JC, Justin, Chic, and a washing machine. 

1 chapter, complete

Posted: 02/15/05

 

 

Ai No Corrida

SLASH

NC-17

JC starts something with Justin that he doesn’t ever want to finish.

10 chapters, complete

Posted: 10/25/05

Finished: 10/25/06

 

 

Time of the Utmost Quality

SLASH

NC-17

JC attempts to figure Justin out during the 2002 Celebrity tour.  Written for Jewelianna for the 2005 JuC Author's Story Swap Challenge (08/31/2005)

1 chapter, complete

Posted: 10/27/2007

 

 

A Cowboy’s Prayer

SLASH

PG-13

JC/Justin.  In the Old West, outlaws can be thicker than blood.  Written for JuC Day 2006.

1 chapter, complete

Posted: 03/18/2006

 

 

Keep the Same Appointments I Kept

SLASH

NC-17

JC and Justin realize that the grass is not always greener during their Freaky Friday nightmare.  Written for Phaballa for the 2007 JuC Author's Story Swap Challenge (08/31/2007)

1 chapter, complete

Posted: 10/27/2007

 

 

 

THE HUMOR SHORTS

 

Zaen's Making the Video

That's right.

05/03/01

 

*N the Studio with *Nsync

Zaen is phatter than Pdiddy.

05/03/01

 

Zaen's Making the Tour

Wade has nothing on me.

05/03/01

 

Excerpts from BriJu : a love story

The book we'll never get to read.

05/05/0105/22/01

 

 

Zaen on *Nslashability

Rating how sticky (er, nice) each couple is

05/20/01

 

Zaen's MTV CRIBS parody

Figure out the Puppy references.

07/07/01

 

The Uncensored *Nterview

Based on a Teen People interview

09/30/01

 

*****THE FOLLOWING ARE COMING SOON!!!*****

 

Compare and contrast

*Nsync vs. Backstreet Boys

10/22/01

 

Zaen's *Nsync fanfic challenge

I crave attention.

11/07/01

 

Puppies meet the King of all Media

*Nsync meets Howard

12/10/01

 

Which member of FemSync would you be?

Take the test, see your *Ntwin

12/17/01

 

*Nice Racks

More FemSync photos

02/10/02

 

Birthday boy shorts

Zaen's wishes to the boys, from May 2001 to February 2002

02/21/02

 

Splendor in the Ass

Justin seduces Joey, who insists he's straight.  A silly, silly chat by 2 ladies who are way too old for this crap!

03/06/03

 

Sitophilia

Zaen and Ladytron2000 would like to eat the Kitten.  Literally.  Gourmet magazine, watch out!

03/06/03

 

Puppies on TV

Insert *Nsync into your favorite current TV shows, watch them twitch.

06/30/03

 

Miscellaneous JuC Humor shorts

A collection of JC/Justin humor things, excerpted from the larger “Miscellaneous” pile.

03/18/06

 

THE OTHER

 

JuC Slash Wordfind

Just what it says.  Created for JC’s 30th birthday 8/8/2006

 

JuC Slash Crossword Puzzle

Just what it says.  8/11/2006

 

OTHER FANFICTION

Non-sync fan fiction.  9/14/2008

 

 

ZAEN'S GUIDE TO GOOD *NSYNC SLASH
Exceptional story links, by slash pair, for your slashirific convenience

 

Miscellaneous *Nfunnies / Emails / Journal entries
Trace my *Nsanity chronologically.  Contains many short humor pieces not found elsewhere!!
(Temporarily Disabled.  Needs an overhaul)

 

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LINKS

 

Boyband Slash Drabble Exchange Archive

Archive of Em’s site.  Classic JC/Lance and Joey/Lance slash.

Archive of Joie Lee’s SG JuC stories—the stuff she won’t admit to writing!

Archive of Melvira’s old site.  Top-notch JuC!

The *National *NSYNC *NQuirer Oh, so funny I can barely stand it!!!

Nsync Angst by Isolde.  No better puppy angst will you find

Rethink by Neesha.  Archived.  A great writer, missing in action.

The Shaaa-zay Café Side bursting humor

Slashy Goodness  All JuC, all the time. These links keep moving

Too-old-for-this-crap A list for the "older" *Nsync fan

What We All Wish For Claudia&Viv's all Joshtin archive

 

 

 

 

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Created April 19, 2005

Updated March 18, 2009

 

 

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