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Great Bible Contradictions
Proof that idiots
rule!
No one can say beyond the shadow of a doubt that Christianity hasn't had the largest impact on the world. The Bible has influenced more people than any other book in the history of man (and/or woman).
Its authors throughout the ages were absolute geniuses. They managed to bring under their influence individuals from the lowest quarter of the inner city to the highest minds of academia . . . and even science!
However, these superior authors were too stupid to notice their glaring and blatant contradictions that litter its pages. This is known as the one great Bible contradiction.
Yes, they were idiot geniuses.
We can only assume that those highest minds of academia and science as mentioned above have a genetic defect which causes them to have a certain blindness to such passages.
As a public service (as ordered by the court for that minor little infraction in issue three) Blind Fools is offering this page to highlight some of the ones you may probably never have heard of . . .
Our first example:
Verse #1:
Num. 22:25 When the donkey
saw the angel of the LORD, she pressed close to the wall, crushing
Balaam's foot against it.
Verse #2:
Num. 22:27 When the donkey saw the angel of the LORD, she lay down under Balaam, and he was angry and beat her with his staff.
Here we have a contradiction of biblical proportions only two verses away! Good grief, why didn't the writers see this?!
Did the donkey crush Balaam against the wall or simply lay under him?
This obviously proves that the Bible was written by fallible men bent on destruction and mayhem (they were probably on drugs too).
Can you believe that people believe this stuff?! - Sheesh!
Let's look at another one, shall we?
Verse #1:
2Sam. 22:40 You armed me with strength
for battle; you made my adversaries bow at my feet.
Verse #2:
Psa. 44:10 You made us retreat before the enemy, and our adversaries have plundered us.
It doesn't get any more contradictory than this. Victory and defeat are diametrically opposed to one another. Puh-lease!
Also, if they retreated - how could they have been plundered? Hmmm?!
Is there a doctor in the house? Because if any one believes this nonsense, they need to have their head examined!
Okay, last one:
Jer. 48:6 Flee! Run for your lives; become like a bush in the desert.
This one is one of our favorites. First because the contradiction is in the same verse.
Second, the contradiction is to science (our favorite kind). It has never been observed that bushes run. In fact, they have roots digging into the ground which keeps them stuck in one place all the time.
Yet here the Bible is saying run like a bush in a desert. Oh brother!
which spew forth from the Bible.
For more great Bible contradictions, check out these sites:
http://debate.org.uk/topics/apolog/contrads.htm
http://www.tektonics.org/JPH_AALOBC.html
http://www.tektonics.org/scripdex.html
http://www.ChristianAnswers.net/menu-at1.html
http://home.earthlink.net/~ronrhodes/answerquestions.html
http://www.ugcs.caltech.edu/~werdna/contradictions/cindex.html