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THE
AZWIPE AWARD To the WORST of SDSU's crappus newspaper and the people who make it possible. Graphics by Victor Hernandez. |
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MONTEZUMA'S REAR-END: The coveted statue (judging from all the crap printed so far) is awarded to those whose work belongs at the bottom, who have added yet another crack to their newspaper's credibility, and who, therefore, deserve to be the butt of this joke. It is glow in the dark and scratch and sniff, providing the recipients with the same smell their work provides us.
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THE WINNER FOR THE WEEK OF NOVEMBER 2-9 IS:
By unanimous decision the winner of this week's AZWIPE award is none other than our very own
For submitting a guest column--and getting it printed--on the November 5, 1998 issue of the Daily Aztec.
TRAITOR! What the hell are you doing publishing your stuff with the Daily Aztec? I mean, ganted, it was about time for somebody to say something about the arrest of Augusto Pinochet, and not simply rant about bitchy roomates, skateboarding tantrums, girls vomiting pizza, armageddon profecies, and all those other flatulent themes the Aztec (dis)graces the SDSU community with week after week,
BUT STILL!!
Victor Hernandez's actions have certainly made us rise an eyebrow, and, therefore, we have no choice but to give him not simply "the eye," but the exclusive Eye of Uranus award (displayed below) specially saved for ocasions such as this one.
NOTE FROM THE EDITOR:
No, Victor Hernandez still does not work for the Aztec. And no, he has no plans to do so in the future either--unless, of course, he's offered obscene quantities of money for doing it.
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