Sensible Pragmatist seeks loose cannon.
(Respond to ad#31099)
Cat's Pajamas seeking Bee's Knees.
(Respond to ad#132900)
Hot Ladies Want A Good Time? If any hot ladies want a good time, I'll show you one. Hot ladies must be ultra-super hot and I will treat them like princesses, surely. There will be dancing and the best wine for any hot ladies who respond. Call me if you're hot.
(Respond to ad#339778)
Man Seeking sense of purpose and large bag of Tostitos. Flavor unimportant.
(Respond to ad #65721)
No Prison Record! PDWM ISO petite, slim, tiny, pretty, little PS/DWF (30-31). Are you attractive, healthy, good-looking, fit, in-shape, demure, slim-waisted and nice-looking? Have a slight build, blue eyes and brown shoulder-length hair with a slight wave in it that catches the breeze but never falls in your face? Toy-sized? Miniature? Bonsai-esque? Have pronounced but not excessive cheekbones, strong jawline, clear forehead? Well-defined clavicle? Small nostrils a must. Are you a 5'2" thin wristed, non-smoking nature lover with pert, supple breasts? Neatly tied navel? Slim hips, smooth calves, small ankles? Capable of conversational Spanish? Like cats? Unique?
(Respond to ad #456022)
Brusque, Insipid Mule-Beater sought by Herman Zottering down at the 7-11.
(Respond to ad #560921)
