Midnite's Glow-In-The-Dark Atomic Kitty Litter
(Product #13peeeyewie)

Here it is! What every cat lover needs for their kitty litter box. Atomic Kitty Litter glows in the dark. This is perfect for your cat when it needs to use the litter box at night! Imagine, being able to see what he's doing!!!! Made from the finest dirt from the Uranium fields in Nevada, this is perfect for filling the cat box.

An added bonus is that after using this, your cat won't get lost! You'll be able to track it by the glow-in-the-dark footprints it leaves. 

An even extra bonus is this glows so brightly you won't need to waste all that electricity on a nightlight! Just put kitty litter in a jar throughout your house, and voila! instant light! 

Orrrrrr ... you can plant your vegetables and house plants in it and actually watch them grow (Midnite Zipper Company makes no guarantee as to what mutations they might grow into!)

Pictured above, our regular unnatural, unscented 5 lb. bag. Also available in natural scented (what do you think *natural* cat litter would smell like, huh?). Comes in a one-ton flat. Geiger counter and lead lined litter box sold separately.

Another fine tier marketing product (read: MLM) from those fine, upstanding (well most of them can stand when they're not totally snockered) uncaring folks at Midnite Zipper Company, a fly-by-nite outfit, where our motto is, 

"We don't care, we don't have to!

Give us your money today!

Click below to learn about Midnite Zipper Company, or it's other fantastic product marketing opportunities.


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