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This is it! For all the doctor wannabes out there, the complete, two-volume course in Plastic Surgery from the world-famous Urethane University in the Silicon Valley. What more can we say? After you've read this (provided you can read, of course) ... you'll be prepared to perform surgery on anyone, anywhere, any time.

(Note: This course is not endorsed by any reputable [or disreputable] medical school)

Can't pass your state's medical boards? Just read this. You still probably won't be able to pass, but ... remember our motto! 

Comes in a five-volume golden set (just like the little golden books you read as a kid). Grey's Anatomy sold separately.

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