Turnip On A Stick!
(Product #8730blecchhh)

Just in case you *did* fall off a turnip truck, this is the American way to eat your turnips. Who said kids will eat anything if you put it on a stick and put enough catsup on it??? Well, they probably knew what they were talking about. We've got a warehouse full of this ... due to the demand (or lack thereof)! 

This is the perfect item for health nuts who believe that stuff about 5 or 6 servings of fruits or vegetables each day! It's nutritious, it's portable ... it's one of those items that even we can't find a use for; but we've got plenty on our hands, so use your own imagination for marketing this one! 

Comes in 2-ton lots. Freezer slightly extra.

Order now, and we'll throw in a free packet of catsup from BurgerBum!

Another fine tier marketing product (read: MLM) from those fine, upstanding (well most of them can stand when they're not totally snockered) uncaring folks at Midnite Zipper Company, a fly-by-nite outfit, where our motto is, 

"We don't care, we don't have to!

Give us your money today!

Click on the offerings below to learn about Midnite Zipper Company, or it's other fantastic product marketing opportunities.


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