THE FRONT POCKETS contain all the important departments of THE PANTS. Should you have any questions or concerns, please direct it to the appropriate department below.

• Wondering why some derrangened maniac would have a page called THE PANTS? Go to THE DEFENSE AND PETULANT JUSTIFICATION DEPARTMENT to find out.
  
• Like to know exactly what kind of derranged maniac she is? Go to the PANTS MISTRESS PAGE to uncover her secrets.
  
• Interested in how many other derranged maniacs there are out there just like her? Check out THE PANTS MINIONS PAGE.
  
• Have a complaint? Direct it to THE APOLOGIES AND PENITENT SUPPLICATION DEPARTMENT.
  
• Want to know who made this all possible? You'll find the answer in the THANKS AND JUDICIOUS GUSHING DEPARTMENT.
  
• Not a department, but just a looking for a darn cool page? Check out my BURGER KING TRIBUTE Page!
  

THE FRONT POCKETS CONTAIN:

Defense and Petulant Justification Department

THE PANTS Mistress Page

THE PANTS Minions Page

Apologies and Penitent Supplication Department

Thanks And Judicious Gushing Department

The Burger King Tribute Page

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