...This stylish and colourful site is your passport to a world of lavish delight and unparalleled decadence beyond your most lascivious imaginings. Ok, so frankly it is just a pathetic little corner of the internet that won't actually change your life anymore than an afternoon of poster rolling, paper cuts, and phone bashing...but it will allow you to access a number of amusing pages written in much the same vein as the above rambling as well as automatically entering you into the sporadic yet still magnificent used PANTS raffle...


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It's time to get into THE PANTS.
Click on the pictures on the left to transport you into intriguing and often dangerous world of The International PANTS of Mystery.




THE RIGHT LEG
(Mandatory Introductory Preamble and Ramble in General)
Read the Warnings and Disclaimers, check out the Updates and Announcements, as well as reader feedback.


THE LEFT LEG
(Inexorably Momentous Conceptual Information)
Get your FAQ answered, read the newsletters, see the pictures, and peruse THE PANTS Files.


THE FRONT POCKETS
(Excruciatingly Lengthy Pseudonym Department Department)
Check out all the departments: Aplogies, Justifications, Thanks, as well as the PANTS Mistress and PANTS Minions Departments.


THE BACK POCKETS
(Twisted and Slightly Maniacal Moist Creativity)
Amuse yourself with the adventures of Jaded and Embittered, Moist, the banning of Tangerine and Revenge on David.


THE ZIPPER
(Psychoticly Obsessive and Depraved PANTS Creativity)
Revel in the PANTS: replacement lyrics, PANTS narratives, poetry...it's all here PANTS lovers, so enter the lair of THE PANTS!


THE BELT
(You don't think you're leaving do you...I think not!)
Well, if you must...check out the Moist Ring. It will easily and painlessly transport you to the best in Moist sites.



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This site was created and is maintained by Jaded: THE PANTS MISTRESS
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Pressing Questions, Sycophantic Comments, Blind God-like Worship, Psychotic Death Threats, and Spontaneous Marriage Propoals to:
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The Pants Page - Winner in the "Humour" Category!
Jon's *Battle* of the Moist sites ;)
Thanks to everyone who voted!