THE ZIPPER is the heart of THE PANTS (in more ways than one)...Here you find the true PANTS, the center of THE PANTS, the zen of THE PANTS.
Be careful as you enter the lair of THE PANTS...when you emerge you may be intoxicated by the power of THE PANTS...if so, proceed immediately to THE PANTS Minions Page and fulfill your destiny.
- Want to start of lightly? Discover the true essence of THE PANTS in ODE TO THE PANTS.
- Hooked? Need more? See the original PANTS narrative "Blue Cords: An Intimate and Interactive Look at Dave's Pants" in PANTS VOLUME 1.
- Loved it? I thought so...so check out the follow up "Blue Cords 2: Wedding Day" in PANTS VOLUME 2.
- Is Jaded the only obsessed PANTS humourist? No, no, no...check out Violated's "Case of the Missing PANTS" in THE PANTS VOLUME 3.
- Any more? You betcha...try Impassioned's classic "Revenge on THE PANTS" in THE PANTS VOLUME 4.
- Like revenge? Then read Disptempered's take on revenge...with a twist...in THE PANTS VOLUME 5.
- So what are THE PANTS doing now? THE PANTS are going to Disneyland in THE PANTS VOLUME 6.
- Love the boas? What could be better than Impatient's INAGURAL BOA NARRATIVE.
- Whew? What could be left? I've saved the best for last...ever wondered if there were songs about THE PANTS...well if there were, check out what they might be like in ALTERNATIVE MOIST LYRICS.
THE ZIPPER CONTAINS:
Ode to THE PANTS
- THE PANTS Volume 1
- THE PANTS Volume 2
- THE PANTS Volume 3
- THE PANTS Volume 4
- THE PANTS Volume 5
- THE PANTS Volume 6
- The Inagural Boa Narrative
- Alternative Moist Lyrics
Once again...i am always looking for submissions for this page, so please send your PANTS related concoctions to Jaded: THE PANTS Mistress
